Make up a lie about the poster above you!

He wears pink shoes to match his pink paisley Telecaster.:oops:collinsman is wearing 'pink glasses' even when he sleeps. (He hopes his dreams will appear in a more pinkish fashion)

El Tedesco's avatar is not a drawing, but a picture of himself.

homerzeppelin never uses a speed dialer

brandt wanted his handle to be brandx, but thought society's use of "x" as a trendy, contemporary corporate branding technique was too cliche......

rhstranger loves a big bowl of Capn' Crunch in the morning

http://static-resources.goodguide.com/images/entities/all/226937.jpg

awwwwwwwwwwww......now i have to go the the grocery store.

rhstranger hasnt been to the grocery store in years: He steals all his food from his next door neighbor, who still to this day hasnt figured it out.....

PraiseCaster is half Orangutan and half Monkfish... :confused:

BritishBluesBoy ain't really British ... and he ain't from Brooklyn, neither.

mud

When mudbean was seventeen, he lost his glasses in a mud wrestling match at an outdoor biker event. He told his parents that he just "misplaced" them, and they were probably somewhere in his room.

Sean79's favorite movie is Mrs. Doubtfire

BritishBluesBoy had a vendetta against the movie Mrs. Doubtfire ever since he was rejected while casting to play the part of the man who tried to move in on Robin Williams' wife.

Homerzeppelin was Robin Williams' stunt double for the film Mrs. Doubtfire...

BritishBluesBoy knows I am actually Robin Williams

Homerzeppelin is actually Robin Williams' handmaiden.

Wardpike's drives a volvo with a gunrack.

Bevins' telecaster has a bracket with a derringer attached, in case he loses a headcutting duel!

PennyCentury has no idea what a derringer is, or what a headcutting duel is.

She thinks the derringer is a motorcycle, and a headcutting duel is a competition for barbers

PennyCentury has no idea what a derringer is, or what a headcutting duel is.

She thinks the derringer is a motorcycle, and a headcutting duel is a competition for barbers

Now that's just nasty. I'm going to go off in a huff, now.

And if that's too soon, how about a minute and a huff.

FYI, a derringer is the guy who played Hang On Sloopy.

and everyone who saw Crossroads knows what head cutting is.

Penny is using her DMV photo as her avatar today.

Wardpike is planning to go back to school so someday he can work in the DMV

Wardpike is planning to go back to school so someday he can work in the DMV
That will be the day I'll stop reapplying for a new DL.

El Tedesco's driving days are numbered.

Wardpike's shoes are lettered (L & R)

Redstringuitar leant me those shoes, not realizing that I wear cowboy boots. But I appreciate his taking the time to put the big L's and R's on the front with magic marker, like his other groovy white shoes.

The L & R on Wardpike's shoes really stand for "Larry" & "Ricky." He named his shoes after his pet gypsy moth caterpillars.

All TeleBrew's pets have name badges, he does have a lot of insects.

Redstringuitar's favorite all-time guitar hero is Philip Sousa.

Wardpike has created a guitar-saxophone hybrid called the Sousacaster. There's ]just one problem, he can't figure out which end to blow into.

What a Sousacaster might look like:


http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9340/sousacaster.jpg

PennyCentury figured out which end of the SousaCaster to blow into but she just didn't like it very much...

..and if anyone can teach ¢ to blow, it's Brandt!

Wardpike blew a piccolo in a Colour Guard in a previous life.

(won't someone else please post to this thread? I'm tired of lying about Mr. Pike, he doesn't deserve it!)

PennyCentury's favorite movie is Robin Hood: Men in Tights

homerzepplin's favorite TV show is BBC's Robin Hood

Wardpike is Dennis Moore, AKA Robin Hood, who robs the rich, and givesthe poor... LUPINS!

this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2rPrqfFVwE)

¢ still has the wild pink, purple, mauve, white Newfoundland Lupins I gave her yesterday.

Wardpike has reduced my identity to a cents symbol.
Therefore, I am reducing him to the "þ" symbol. ("Thorn")

Wikipedia:
The thorn rune is used as a symbol of evil in some films in the Halloween series.

¢ is a devalued currency not worth a hay-penny anymore, I'm afraid.

Wardpike drives his AMC Pacer down to accordian lessons every friday night, but is home in bed by 7:45 pm.

Swee_tone started this thread as a means of distracting everyone while he sneaks into their houses and steals their Teles.

The joke's on Sweet_one, all of ScatMan's Teles are Dillions.

PennyCentury can't fall asleep. All those lying posts are giving her nightmares.

El Tedesco is lucky he's on another timezone living in the now. oh wait, that doesn't sound like a lie...El Tedesco is lucky he's living in SoCal where it's snowing!!

Wardpike is a direct descendent of Milo Pike, founder of Pike Industries, responsible for paving most of New Hampshire. I, for one, would like my garden back, it was paved over last year! The High School would like its athletic field back! Most of all, the YWCA would like its pool back.

brandt wanted his handle to be brandx, but thought society's use of "x" as a trendy, contemporary corporate branding technique was too cliche......

Those who do not follow the entire thread are doomed to repeat the good ones (http://www.tdpri.com/forum/bad-dog-cafe/167756-make-up-lie-about-poster-above-you-36.html#post1932094) post # 1420

PennyCentury once used an entire spool of cotton (large) to thread a needle, but couldn't even darn a sock because the ends would not be found to tie the knot.

PennyCentury wanted to use PennyFarthing as her handle, but the "h" on her keyboard broke...so now she has 100 years instead of a front wheel.

Boblets the cat out of the bag.

restringuitar only posted once above, and the repeat post you think you are seeing is yet ANOTHER figment of your imagination, and it has never happened before

and just to make sure the other redstringuitar is covered...

restringuitar only posted once above, and the repeat post you think you are seeing is yet ANOTHER figment of your imagination, and it has never happened before, happened before, happened before...

Wardpike believes cyber-stalkers are following him. Actually, it's just his followers on Twitter.

Everyone, Tweet Wardpike.

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/6585/twitterwrongv.jpg

¢ drives us nuts with her constant tweets about shopping deals like "OMG, shoes on sale @ payless! Go so well with a tele"!

Wardpike will not leave this thread unless he gets a shrubbery.

homerzeppelin can't help himself from yawning over his own posts in this thread.

Wardpike believes cyber-stalkers are following him. Actually, it's just his followers on Twitter.

Everyone, Tweet Wardpike.

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/6585/twitterwrongv.jpg
Caution! PennyCentury is a ringleader of the Twitter Generation! She is in Kahoots with the conspiratory society, whose aim it is to extract interllectual property from innovative internet users. Wardpike is her strawman/co-conspirator.

El Tedesco is well acquainted with the collected works of Nathan Bedford Forrest and tweets them regularly.
:-O

Wardpike is unlearned in the "Art of Confidentiality"

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Homerzeppelin bought them the liquor for the underaged kids.

El Tedesco sprained his right thumb in an unfortunate hitch-hiking incident...making texting nearly impossible.

Now, much to the chagrin of his children, he aimlessly wanders through life only saying, "I broke my tweeter. I did. My tweeter is broken."

homerzeppelin sucks the ideas for his posts in this thread, out of his fingertips.

Azure can't even follow a thread properly. He get's lost at home in his chair surfing the web.

Azure can't even follow a thread properly. He get's lost at home in his chair surfing the web.

redstringuitar is the president of The World Redundant Association of Redundancy.

redstringuitar is behaving suspiciously.

homerzeppelin discovered the double-negative in antidisestablishmentarianism.

El Tedesco is behaving superciliously.

redstringuitar is renowned for his use of the now classic superlative "supercalifragaliciousexpealidocious." He drops it wherever possible.

TeleBrew knows that I live in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch and have no use whatsoever for these mere trinkets of words.

redstringuitar has ancestors who halted the English invaders with a barrage of unpronounceable invective, which caused migraine headaches among the twee knights. Oh, and they also said "Nee!!"

TeleBrew knows about Welsh history, as he is the love-child of Tom Jones and Shirley Bassey...well it's not unusual...

redstringuitar believes, and I second him on this one, that Tom Jones should be the MC on "American Idol." Who cares if he's Welsh, I mean that kind of talent transcends borders/oceans/generations/taste/etc.

On a side note, my favorite Tom Jones song is "She's a Lady." That's a lie, which in the context of this thread means I'm telling the truth for those of you keeping score at home. (That's a baseball reference).

TeleBrew is a major John Denver fan, he's getting rocky mountain as we speak.

"Almost heaven, West Gyllenhaalbywynnybreffy, Gyllwynnyhynny Mountains, Synfywynynynddoffynd River . . . "

That's the soundtrack of redstringuitar's life.

TeleBrew has no idea how to google.

restringuitar goes on vacation in flipflops, a hulahula skirt, carrying a huge beach towel with Hawaiian motive.
This way, he is under the impression, the community pool will authentically substitute for the Maui beach location he saw in one of those travel brochures.

El Tedesco on "vacation".

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:VnlfDQ--6Bfv3M:http://www.baltlantis.com/public/prisoner.jpg

redstringuitar does the "Iscream" dance every morning. Here is a visual:

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El Tedesco catches falling stars, puts them in his pocket, but it never rains in California.

Boblets raises pigeons for fun AND profit

brandt shoots Boblets' pigeons with a slingshot for fun AND profit

Homerzeppelin and me is gonna get some learnin' on the Art of Confidentiality from El Tedesco.

Wardpike used to ride shotgun with Robert Downey Jr. back in the good old days

Brandt is upset about being relegated to the backseat back in the day, when we wuz cruzin' foh hoes n jams n supplies.

Since that time, we've all come to the Lord. All of us. Every single one. Yes, even him.

Brandt was considered for the lead in Rented Lips, but Robert Downey, Sr. chose Robert Downey, Jr for the part. Dick Shawn was beside himself, as he really wanted to work with Brandt. Alas, Shawn passed away before the film was released, denying him his dream of working with Brandt. Brandt also came in second for the lead in Ironman. Brandt did, however, marry Jennifer Tilly. So he's got that going for him. That, and the Telecasters.

PennyCentury is aka Meg Tilly (Jennifer Tilly's younger sister and according to the post above, my sister-in-law) PennyCentury is just a stage name. PC aka Meg Tilly is the life of the part at family Christmas dinners!

(btw, PC wins obscure actor reference of the day award - Dick Shawn - hooray!)

brandt leaves plenty of turkey for ¢ and me at the family Christmas dinners on account of the fact that he is a vegetarian who will also not eat root vegetables (potatoes, carrots, turnip) because they are raised in captivity.

Wardpike once bench-pressed a Frenchman, inventing the French-press.

Octatonic only has one testicle.

jmoore65 plays virtual underwater ping-pong in competitive tournaments for money

brandt submitted his move-in application to 'Schlappman's Paradise'

El Tedesco got beat up by a girl.

This thread is lame, Wardpike told me to say that.
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stuco never knows what to say

El Tedesco has decided not to sleep eat or drink until he is the last post on this thread.

garytelecastor just farted... and he thinks we don't know who did it.

Denny has invented a new Grand Slam, the mega-telecaster slam which comes with telecaster pickup shaped sausages.

Wardpike keeps taking his money and dumping it on the Grand Banks. He is wondering why he is being evicted and he never gets a statement at the end of the month. There are a lot of fish sporting rolexes.

garytelecastor is seriously considering to change his attitude, after decades of abusive telecaster mangling.

El Tedesco has been admitted to the UCLA medical research facility as a case study because his nose runs and his feet smell. Researchers there are intrigued yet baffled by this phenomenon.

scatman felt like it was a phenomenal idea to change his socks ... after several months of wearing them.

El Tedesco likes to body surf but the LA County morgue has limited his check out privileges to one 'body' per month...

brandt made a fortune telling tourists that the TransAmerica Pyramid was the same as the one on the dollar bill and charging them to see it.

garytelecastor's flaming desire is to be thought of as the Telecaster's Wild Man Blues

El Tedesco spends time on his weekends smuggling US citizens into Mexico for extra money.

Garytelecastor is really Garrison Keillor. At a hoedown, he'll tackle you and force-feed you Hakarl, Lutefisk and Brennevin. And nary a Powdermilk biscuit in sight.

Helga! Olga! Ve need more Akvavit!

garytelecastor stole a picture of my little brother (That me and my older brother like to call "Circus Boy"), and is using it as his avatar, even though its gotten him into legal trouble. Not by uis, but my little brother has a pension for swiping ladies dirty under wear to sniff, and garytelecastor actually like to wear ladies dirty under wear, and well, he's had a hard time explaining this to the police, and security at Playtex........

But PennyCentury is working as his legal counsel, and thinks she may have a unique argument to get him out of all of this: He is legaly stoopid. She says it may just work.


How's that for getting two posters in one!

PraiseCaster thinks he's a 2 in 1 deal ... :roll:

El Tedesco has spinach in his teeth and everyone knows it but him.

Homerzeppelin strings his Tele backwards and plays it upside down -- so he can play like Hendrix. Tom Hendrix, noted backward upside down player.

PennyCentury fills her gas tank once a week and treats her self to a SlimJim

PennyCentury fills her gas tank once a week and treats her self to a SlimJim

Brandt knows about the slim jim shortage!

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07022009/business/wheres_the_beef__177174.htm

Homerzeppelin still likes to make sofa pillow forts.

Joel Terry is so fascinated with his avatar, he plays out conversations between Floyd and Jesus.

(recorded one night in the Terry house):

Floyd: Oh, noooo, I dont really want to cut your hair, no-no-no, you see Jesus, you'll lose all your power and strength, yeah, not good, no, no....

Jesus: Floyd, thats Sampson. I'll be fine. Just a trim now, ok.

Floyd: Just a trim? Oh, but I can do some wonderful, Wonderful things, yes I can. I can give you a fade, maybe the 70's feathered look, oh yes......... Andy, what do you think?

Jesus: Andy's not here Floyd, but he would definitely tell you, "no 70's feathered look!"

Floyd: Riiiiight, no 70's feathered look..........

PraisCaster still has Joey Heatherton posters in his room

I know for a fact that brandt has a poster of Menudo on his bedroom wall....

brittwin has never owned a pair of shoes!

Homerzeppelin tightens his shoelaces with vintage Kluson tuners.

PennyCentury has made an excelent living off selling doctored up, Kluson knock off's too Homerzeppelin.

PraiseCaster is Paul Blart's (the "mall cop") personal trainer

brandt has no clue of that which he speaks.


I am Paul Blart

Homerzeppelin tightens his shoelaces with vintage Kluson tuners.

Ya know, that isn't a bad idea...

Anywho, PraiseCaster has only 1 eye and it is under his armpit.

homerzeppelin reminds strangers that today is his birthday... everyday...

brandt has already turned into a nervous wreck, from posting in this thread

El Tedesco is needs a burrito, pronto!

brandt is caught in the whirlwind of his own lies

El Tedsaco said he saw AC/DC play an Unplugged gig.

azure0099 thinks Neil Young is the lead guitarist in AD/DC.

Redstringuitar is the lead poet for Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young, Gifted & Black.

PC's gone all NY on us.

Redstringguitar's real name is Paul Posichion because his parents thought that that would give him "Pole Position" over all the other babies.

Blazer is the president of the World Wide Abba Fan Club

PraiseCaster plays in an Abba tribute band called Baba

Redstringuitar really likes ACDC on account of the guitar playing of one AGNES young.

Wardpike filed an application with the TDPRI administration to change his handle into Warpdike
The panel is looking at the ethical correctness of such a handle.

El Tabasco has all his tastebuds intact... and is a tasteful guitar player.

El Tedsaco said he saw AC/DC play an Unplugged gig.Right, that was the one we never heard of, because of unavailable audibility.

El Tedesco is very fond of Homer Simpson's Tomacco.

Wardpike is President of the Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman fan club. That's because there is no Martin Mull fan club.

¢ ≠ $

W is good at math?

63dot chased a car and caught it! He's at a loss as to what to do next.

ScatMan's favorite AC/DC song is this one:

_AgR1_h_ywA

63dot chased a car and caught it! He's at a loss as to what to do next.

I have seriously been eyeing a new car, well used but smaller that gets better MPG. :)

63dot has got it all wrong.

El Tedesco spends his evenings sitting on his front porch, shaking his fist at every young hooligan who walks by his yard.

Homerzeppeling thought that his tele needed improving, so he made a double cutaway body with added body contours, a vibrato, a middle pickup and found out too late that he reinvented the Stratocaster.

Blazer coined the phrase "get off my lawn". It's the name of his new group.

I tell ya, Penny's parents never liked her as a child, her two bath toys were a toaster and a radio. (RD)

collinsman runs a sudoku gambling parlor

brandt has been "50" for three years now.

brandt has been "50" for three years now.

63dot is thinking of selling his national geographic collection, but he will miss his youthful memories of seeing boobies for the 1st time.

Homerzeppelin thinks these blue-footed birds are the boobies all the men are talking about.

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/8154/pairofboobies.jpg

These birds have been in National Geographic more frequently than the other kind of boobies.

Pennycentury giggles a little bit every time she says the word boobies out loud

brandt goes from table to table at fastfood restaurants asking "Are you done with that?".

Wardpike's alter-ego is Mr. Methane, the flatulent comedian.

http://www.mrmethane.com/

When HomerZeppelin was on a remote radio broadcast the other day all the DJ could say was, "Oh...the humanity....oh....the humanity"!!!

garytelecastor makes balloon poodles for ALL the kids in the neighborhood.

On April 18, 1906 Brandt's grandfather went on a bender.
On April 19, 1906 Brandt's grandfather woke up and looked out his window exclaiming, "OMG, how am I going to pay for all of this?"

garytelecastor makes balloon poodles for ALL the kids in the neighborhood.

brandt makes obscene balloon objects for all of his neighbors wives!

brandt makes obscene balloon objects for all of his neighbors wives!

Homerzeppelin does the same thing only he doesn't use balloons!

gary telecastor's receipe for a successful bankrobbery goes like this:

He steps into a bank's lobby with his tele & cube amp and starts playing.
It doesn't take long until the cashiers throw bundles of money at him ... just to get him to leave.

El Tedesco does his impression of Rowlf (the muppet dog) when talking to telemarketers.

http://www.actionfigureworld.com/acatalog/th-muppets-rowlf-8007r.jpg

Before El Tedesco become unbearable to work with, he played in a band in which the drummer was a better guitarist than him.

redstringuitar is a legend in his own mind.

gary telecastor's receipe for a successful bankrobbery goes like this:

He steps into a bank's lobby with his tele & cube amp and starts playing.
It doesn't take long until the cashiers throw bundles of money at him ... just to get him to leave.

Man, if this were true I would never work again.:grin: :grin:

They were originally going to name the Black dog used for ducks and pheasants a Wardpikedor, but they were sued by Wardpikes ancestors, thus the name labrador

Gary Telecaster is STILL looking for just ONE of those 10,000 lakes...

It took buckocaster years to figure out that coffee can't be
de-calf-inated.
Ah.....all those years on the farm.....

El Tedesco does his impression of Rowlf (the muppet dog) when talking to telemarketers.

http://www.actionfigureworld.com/acatalog/th-muppets-rowlf-8007r.jpgRight, we should get a free telecaster guitar of choice for every telemarketer who is bugging us.

Before El Tedesco become unbearable to work with, he played in a band in which the drummer was a better guitarist than him.redstringuitar still can't preside over the principle of a "true lie"

El Tabasco is going to square punch the face of the next person who insults him with a "false lie".

Wardpike is still bummed that he lives on an island named after a dog.

Woof!

It took buckocaster years to figure out that coffee can't be
de-calf-inated.
Ah.....all those years on the farm.....I didn't mean to violate the rule of sequence in this thread, garytelecastor wins the #1 flowerpot for inventing an act that later became unmistakingly famous as "dumbster diving"

El Tedesco was the one who taught Buckwheat from the rascals to say "Otay". He got terribly confused one day going to the park.

garytelecastor is fond of his homemade flax/canola breakfast cereal

Wardpike has a Hello Kitty guitar collection.

refin is in way over his head if he expects to keep up with the rest of us with that pathetic excuse for a girly gossip lie, pffttt... refin hasn't even heard of any pirates let alone spent enough time in the movies trying to learn the pathetic ramblings of a Keff inspired Johnny Depp character!

Wardpike wants to be a 'Girlie Man' :roll:

Wardpike wants to be a 'Girlie Man' :roll:

...like El Tedesco (pictured above)

redstringuitar strapped a harmonica on the grill of his yugo and told everyone he was a harmonicar player.

hannigan just accused me of posting 1899 times too many.

Wardpike is finally uncovered by the websense fraud detector system called "Hannigan". Great software.

El Tedesco is afraid of the number 7. Because 7 8 9!

homerzeppelin did not just go middle school on his A55!

Homerzeppelin's arsenal of witticisms consists solely of schoolyard japes from his not too distant childhood.

Shhh, nobody wake ¢! She's in the middle of daydream/fantasy nap about a romantic encounter with homerzeppelin and El Tedesco dressed up as Beavis and Butthead. (OK, they really do dress that way... but the rest of it is good)

Shhh, nobody wake ¢! She's in the middle of daydream/fantasy nap about a romantic encounter with homerzeppelin and El Tedesco dressed up as Beavis and Butthead. (OK, they really do dress that way... but the rest of it is good)

heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
Wardpike is really Cornholio.

¢ is actually Cloris Leachman and worked with Ward on the Beavis and Butt-head do America movie. This is how she knows this.

¢ :
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/ClorisLeachmanJune09.jpg

Wardpike is spreading 'bad omen'

heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
Wardpike is really Cornholio.

PennyCentury knows this because she is secretly Daria.

The picture in El Tedesco's icon is actually him. It was taken during that period of time he refers to as "the dark years".

garytelecastor knows what happened to Chet.

'dat's right, but I ain't sayin' nuttin'.

mrmorrison IS Chet

Mr Morrison is trying to fool us ... eh?

Every time El Tedesco plays out, that Black woman from "Crossroads" at the end of the picture shows up and dances around him the entire time.

She's dancing the "Voodoo Doll Blues", silly.

Everyday, garytelecastor is practising the "High King Dance". It ain't working so well yet.

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El Tedesco was arrested for mounting the curb...hardly an arrest-worthy offence, you might think, but it is when you're not actually driving a vehicle at the time. Dirty sod!!

redstringuitar loves to eat his chicken noodle soup with a shoehorn!

El Tabasco is confusing a shoehorn with a funnel *

PennyCentury suffers from "Funnel Vision"

PennyCentury is feverishly waiting for the weekend. Saturday Night is on the schedule!

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El Tedesco has new lime green patent leather shoes to match is *****in' leisure suit and scarf combo - Thursday night is dancing night at the Odd Fellow's Hall!

Brandt still can't figure out how those trolley cars manage to take the same route over and over again, day after day.

garytelecaster is hotrodding his cubeamp. He is planning a full fledged tele-assault on the federal reserve, in the hope they are going to throw sacks of freshly printed $$$ bills at him, in order to chase him out!

El Tedesco ****s bigger'n you.

TeleBrew is the guy from the Dos Equis beer commercials.

CC

Canuckcaster plays a Labatt Tele... in bed!

Penny sleeps with one eye open "just in case" because she thinks her imaginary ex-friend might be stalking her.

ScatMan sleeps with one eye open because James Hetfield told him to, in a song he wrote just for him.

redstringuitar is having second thoughts...

Wardpike washes himself with a rag on a stick

homerzeppelin has "sticky fingers"

El Tedesco thinks that Edvard Munch has another painting left within him.

Boblets scared everybody away.

El Tedesco has no trouble coming up with lies for this topic

Wardpike thinks the word "Dodge" on his pickup truck is a heads-up to cyclists and pedestrians...it's on the tailgate too, for when he's reversing.

I did not laugh at that.

mud

Mudbean collects Red Rose Tea "Simpsons" trading cards. So far, he almost has the whole set excluding Comic Book Guy. He wants to trade them for a '52 RI Tele.

(Worst Lie Ever!)

(Worst Lie Ever!)

No it wasn't.

mud

mudbean thinks a “cash cow” is a specially minted commemorative coin depicting the scene of Mrs. O’Leary’s lantern getting knocked over.

As a dyslexic pedestrian, the only contact PC has had with Wp is through a firewall. She thought it said "Lodge"

Scat man can play "Amazing Grace" using the throttle on his lawn-mower.

Badstringuitar originated "shred" after misunderstanding the proprietor at Lllyndwyyd Fryllwyd Pub -- he thought he was going to be paid "by the note" so he made sure to play lots of dotted 72nd notes. The proprietor actually meant a "ten pound note".

Yngvie Malmsteen has nipped round for a pint, took a gander at Badstringuitar's set and a trend was born.

Also, Badstringuitar's "Y" key has broken on his keyboard, so don't expect him to post in Welsh until it has been replaced.

Penny never bends more than a ½ step even if she’s feeling it and the solo calls for it because she thinks it’s just “showing off”.

Scatman moonlights as the lead singer of the band "Complete".

Garytelecastor is President-elect of the Pink Strat Society.

Telebrew won Rick Neilsen's five neck Hamer on eBay. He promptly sawed four of the necks off, leaving the fretless bass neck intact. It joins his collection of Macaferri P'tit Bouche gypsy jazz guitars.

PennyCentury uses maple syrup as a fretboard oil, but only on rosewood. Maple syrup is not appropriate for maple 'boards, as everyone knows, even though the name might imply differently.

PennyCentury spends the day playing the intro to "Nothing Else Matters" on the guitar tuner on the TDPRI main page.

homerzeppelin thinks "USA" stands for "United States of Awesome," and he'd be right.

Telebrew is often seen at the Canada/US border hurling insults at the US telling it to "get over yourself", and "you think you're so hot", and "you are the illegitimate child of England".

"Wild Gary's Telecastor Show"

Yup. So far we've got the title ...

El Tedesco: That wasn't a fish taco!

(More hot sauce please, and extra Habaneros!)

Pennycentury awoke with excitement! Zoot Suit SG! That's what the voice said.

Ps. D'you really think I'm a taco salesman?

Ps. D'you really think I'm a taco salesman?

No, you work behind the counter at Pink's and on the weekends, panhandle spare change to buy yet another Tele.

PennyCentury secretly prefers Vermont, but lives in N.H. out of pity.

Every evening TeleBrew stands on his deck and sings "Rocky Mountain High"

When Brandt was born the delivery Dr. approached his parents & said: " I'm sorry we've done everything we could, he pulled through." (RD)

collingsman's handle is actually a bit of irony as he hates Collings guitars and has threatened to boycott even looking at them if they don't soon make something 'tele-esque'.

Collinsman invented the edible Telecaster. It comes in Mango Lime, Avocado Pineapple, or Coconut Blueberry. Brandt ate three last night.

(I know Warpdike posted above me, but I'm giving him a rest)

¢ looks before she types, looks before she crosses the street and eats coconut avacado mango lime flavored styrofoam, as part of some new-age diet.

Wardpike's front door is eight feet off his front lawn, as is the custom where he lives. I laughed until I realized his front door will be exactly where it should be in January.

(apologies for no Telecaster content)

PennyCentury driving:

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PennyCentury lives free!

Homerzeppelin has a day job as a car insurance salesman. That clip is his favorite sales pitch.

El Tedesco has never listened to King Crimson's "Court of the Crimson King."

El Tedesco's album "Plaintive Songs of the Swamp Telecaster" is available at any hardware store.

Homerzeppelin: Nice clip, but I've been driving in New England weather my entire adult life and my car has always been prepared for winter driving. KING-TV is in Seattle, where icy streets are relatively rare, so it's no wonder that slick driving skills are nonexistent. The majority of the winter wrecks in NH happen to inexperienced drivers of SUV's.

PennyCentury is browsing local hardware stores intensively, esp. the very backs of the bottom shelves.

El Tedesco is surprised that I used the term "hardware store*" because that's where he spends most of his time and all of his money.

(* Middle American code meaning "porno shop")

Homerzeppelin: Nice clip, but I've been driving in New England weather my entire adult life and my car has always been prepared for winter driving. KING-TV is in Seattle, where icy streets are relatively rare, so it's no wonder that slick driving skills are nonexistent. The majority of the winter wrecks in NH happen to inexperienced drivers of SUV's.

PennyCentury's favorite quote is, "I got-me 4 wheel drive. That means I can stop on the ice more-better!"