Make up a lie about the poster above you!

Hoodie sings back up vocals for Yoko Ono.

JS thought that Bjork was Yoko Ono's daughter

Esaal is the nicest bloke i ever met, in the basement of a multi storey car park.

Ask him for the negatives

fB only uses the word 'bloke' when lying.

T-Mike makes a pretty penny, refinishing factory reliced guitars for the un-informed. He's not having any luck in getting Fender to pay for the repairs though. His accounts receivable are 360 days +.

Esaaal has a pretty penny. He calls it "the precious".

I met Batman once at a fancy dress do, couldn't swear on it though

FB shaved the Fuzzface on his pedalboard to try to get a cleaner sound.

Esaaal made me do it

Standing at the bar in his local, Ye Olde Twisted Beard, FB was asked by another punter if he'd ever been picked up by the fuzz.

"No", he replied, "but I've been swung around by the **** a few times".

Now, I have heard it all.....

RSG refuses to go outside because of the dragons.

Telecaster803 refuses to lie about other posters.

Batman has locked in his summer holiday plans. He is taking a tour of Scotland before the time comes when he will need a passport.

chezdeluxe is the only importer of Jaffa Cakes to Australia. He always takes his cut, the packs only contain 11 Jaffa Cakes when they get to his customers.

The number 11, coincidentally, is also known as a 'Batman's Dozen'

Whereas a nrand dozen is just a nrand-om number!

(Assuming "nrand" is pronounced in a similar way to "nyan")

Batman entertains the shoppers at the Grosvenor Centre by playing "Lara's Theme" on his mellotron non stop from opening till closing,Monday thru Friday.

JS prefers the theme from Love Story.

T-mike has been known to stand outside his local 7-11 twanging away on his Jews harp, offering selections of prog rock classics from Genesis and Yes, whilst simultaneously drawing chalk portraits with his feet of passers by who care to drop him a cent or two

Bucking normal trends, Leo plays Holding Back the Tears on lute.

telleutelleme has an Oud on which he plays smoke on the water. He does this deliberately to annoy folk musicians.

Batman is known for his ability to play the Stritch and Manzello at the same time.
Or was that Rahsaan Roland Kirk?

PC was born knee high to a Ukelele - my how she has grown!

nrand has 3 swiss bank accounts - all registered under the name Cecil B Rockerfeller.

Simon has 4 swiss rolls,a vanilla slice and a cream bun every morning tea break.

chez was the inspiration for the song "Cows with Guns".

<no lie> Welcome back Penny, we missed you <no lie>

Boblets is an inspiration to all of bovine aspirations

Nrand drinks xxxx exclusively. Anything from qld is considered exotic. This includes boblets and chez.

Having discovered The Home Shopping Network on Satellite TV, Simonc is buying up everything on value pay because it's free shipping and he knows that's a deal.

Tutm rebadges aah bras and sells them as manziers.

simonc wears a mankini to work. No, you don't want to know what his job is...

Batman shines shoes in shropshire, tuppence a pair.

Whenever simon's shoes need shining, he just pushes them further back in his closet.

Heck, when Mike's shoes need shining, he just gives them a good rinse-down in Baloney Creek. No fuss no muss and good as new!

When jim_pridx needs his shoes shining he gets into a dilemma about whether to do a refin or a relic job on them...

Batman shines his shoes with guano.

gibsoncc21 doesn't bother with shoes just spritzes his feet with Krylon.

JS doesn't bother with shoes either. He just downs another couple of spritzers and keeps on walking.

T-Mike is just like my old man - He looks a proper narner in his great big hob nailed boots

Leo's ol'man was a cobbler, peach.

Gibsoncc21s' goat ate my peach cobbler I had sitting on my window sill.

Now for supper we're having Greek Goat Gyros for dinner. Yummy.

Spudcaster's ancestors hail from the Isle of Malta.

Boblets ate Spudcaster's ancestors out of their boxes.

http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/maltesers_box.jpg

rsg's family has been divided over the Weetbix vs. Vita Brits question since 1962. rsg himself is firmly believes in the vast superiority of Vita Brits.

tgfm is hard at work inventing gluten free Weetbix.

Boblets is hard at work persuading Men At Work to work again... he even gave them all a Vegemite sandwich.

RSG wonders how planet waves gear is so cheap - the importing costs from an entire other planet would seem to be prohibitively high...

Simonc has got a gig booked on Saturn next week, but is worried that he won't be able to find a cable long enough to ground his amp to Earth.

LP63 spends hours at his telescope wondering why if Saturn has such fabulous rings he is much happier focussing on the redhead two blocks over.

chez looks through the wrong end of the telescope and sees everything in miniature.

In the interest of disproving evolution, Boblets doesn't have any ancestors.

Batman is still tying tdisprove the theory that everything is better with bacon. You'd thing the research stopped at sex, but...

simonc once tried to save his bacon.

Boblets did save his bacon once. But he got the strangest looks from passers by. One little kid was even heard saying, "Mummy why does that man have bacon behind his ear?"

Hoodie always wears his deluxe ham and bacon vest when it floods in Tamworth - he knows that pigs really can float, even if they cannot fly.

< no lie > how about sending some rain down our way! < no lie>

Nrand hits the booze evey winter, old timers say " that nrand...when it rains, he pours".

Simon misunderstood Mrs Simon when she said they needed a new Tele - he came home with a '52 AVRI when his wife was expecting a 42" plasma.

spiky gives blood to the Red Cross once a month. They are so grateful he's even considering giving a bit of his own.

JS involuntarily gives blood most Friday nights at the Colorado Cafe.

tgfmike loves his new pink Snuggie.

Fuptele wears his camo snuggie to the Waffle House every Sunday.

SPUDCASTER meets all of the criteria for intelligent life on Earth.

Every Saturday night at Hooters.

Fuzzbender was considering moving to Hooterville but has been infomed that the nightlife in Pixley is far more interesting.

I was considering brisbane. Chezdeluxe is either the perfect home or an estate agent's fantasy

fuzz bender wants to come to Brisbane for the night life.

Boblets is referring to the creepy crawlies

Things that have enough venom to kill a HORSE yet are the size of THIMBLE!

When Mr Bender arrives in Brisbane he will refuse to leave the plane until the airport and surrounding suburbs have been fumigated.

But we won't disclose what lies beneath the hotel bed, will we!!

Boblets wears chainmail pyjamas

fuzzbender wears chrome plated trousers.

Batman often wanders around Billing Aquadrome without any trousers. Small children cry as parents try to cover their eyes. Have you seen King Kong? Gillette would not have a product man enough for the job!

http://images.halloweencostumes.com/gorilla-suit-adult-costume-zoom.jpg

Leopold63 takes a holiday to Billing Aquadrome once a year, in the height of summer. That is apparently when the air smells sweetest.

Batman believes that nothing is sweeter than the bananas of summer

nrand believes in the power of curved food

Now that the number of fb's posts has exceeded the population of clacton we understand that the good gentleman no longer feels the need to pack his lunch.

Boblets is a big fan of eating live food, and is to be featured on the next series of "Freaky Eaters"

Leopold63 was an extra in Animal House.

Spudcaster hates it when people ask him "What's Taters, precious?"

Still he goes a bit misty eyed and starts drooling: "Po-tay-toes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish..."

I sat outside Batman's house in my car yesterday, and hacked into his fridge using my laptop so that I could read the contents of his salad compartment. All I found was a limp piece of Webbs Wonder, half a beef tomato, and some mouldy turnips.
There were also some interesting magazines stored underneath the freezer drawer.

What good ol' Leo fails to disclose is his rather peculiar habit of rising in the still of night to steal a sly swig from the milk bottle in the fridge. He then saunters back to bed with a mischievous smile on his dial.

My milk tasted funny this morning. I think Boblets has been interfering with my semi skimmed

When Leopold63 built his house he used milk and weetabix instead of cement. He now likes to say that his house is semi-skimmed and his milk is semi-detached. It still doesn't make any sense.

Batman is plotting rumours that Loepold63 has eaten himself out of house and home

Nrand provides a completely acceptable Shemp at the local playhouse's production of "Coco Nuts". He only acts in 1 out of every 6 performances however when his understudy does a "Curley" show.

E does a completely unacceptable Larry every Sunday morning at the local Starbucks.

tgfmike works for Starbucks.

Batman owns one share in Starbucks

Nrand prefers camp coffee

Leopold63 misses 603 to become the beast.

Schizo goes to Starbucks and orders a shake and fries.

Schizo goes to Starbucks and orders a shake and fries.

Here in Brazil there are no fries at Starbucks. Anyway...
Esaaal stands for Empire State Association of Assisted Living OR Esquire Stuborn Alcoholic Anonymous Amplified Lawyers. :confused:

Schizotronic has schingle perschonality dischorder, living a double life asch an identical copy of Schizotronic. Schometimes he dischorders a schake and friez at Schtarbucksch and blames himschelf.

fuzz bender uses a dictionary for the intellectually gifted.

Boblets everyone know he does not need a dictionary to tell you what one is.

When in Kimberley, to nrand is to pay.

rsg smokes old stogies he has found, short but not too big around.

Boblets owns a vast area of marshland. He's trying to lease out the land, the business is called "Boglets".

Batman wolf whistles every time " legs 11" is called at bingo.

"Bingo" is what simonc says after he hits your car with an egg.

Esaaal likes to imagine that he is Jim Reeves. His favourite 'sing in the shower' song is bee eye ann gee ohh and bingo was his name.

Boblets has a successful career with his Gene Autry tribute act.

Hoodie insists on using his Telecaster for anything but music

nrand is not an insomniac

Pete Thornton is Hoodies hero.

HoodieMcFoodie is not simonc's hero.

Batman funds his telecasters by lamington drive.

simonc likes to surprize people, he hides behind doors, sometimes for days

fuzzbender has been known to embezzle money from himself, earning himself the additional alter ego "bezzfunder".

Batman was Air Marshall Tedder's batman.

Not content with playing air telecaster, tgfmike plays air marshall too. Although now he feels he needs something smaller, so air blues junior is coming soon...

Batman and tgfmike made the shortlist for a vacancy at Kaiser Bill's. Whistling Jack Smith got the gig

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fuzzbender is the black sheep of the lintwister clan.

JackStraw, ironically, rarely uses straw. He much prefers haywire

fuzzbender became permanently stooped due to the bizarre habit of inspecting his bellybutton for fluff while standing in supermarket checkout queues.

RSG often pauses remembering his seminal moment when the muse first struck.

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It was an added bonus to find out the artist was in fact a famous American TV actor from the 1950's named Warner Baxter.

redstringuitar's other strings are coloured ...

yellow and pink and green,
Purple and orange and blue,
He can sing a rainbow,
Sing a rainbow,
Sing a rainbow too

The red string being mostly used as a strap

Edit:

telleutelleme eschews rainbows, favouring ebows

Fuzzbender doesn't like to name drop but his cousin is Bender Bending Rodriguez.

UDK is Shertz' acknowledged champion sheep-dipper.

http://www.mfe.govt.nz/publications/ser/hazardous/risks-former-sheep-dip-sites-nov06/html/images/figure-a3.jpg

cd, contrarily, deep ships, using a decommissioned submarine he bought from a Beatle dealership

Fuzzbender, ever the philoskifer, specialises in deep ship

nrand is a unit of currency in nafrica

Those subjected to fuzzbender's beat have been clacton.

redstringuitar, being a very singular guy, paradoxically lives in a plural country, which is itself, paradoxically, very singular

He is currently developing a new musical genre called Plural Rural, no singles are planned

fuzzbender single mindedly diagnosed his double vision as pleurisy.

RSG was disappointed to discover that he was not entitled to multiple refins on his Tele. He's still fighting for his poly finish.

Rsg came to Gloucester looking for some Double Gloucester for his Welsh Rarebit, but got distracted by a Gloucester Old Spot and ended up bringing home the bacon

Batman did that to annoy me

Leopold63 likes to make up lies about himself, and is in fact bringing out a hardback book on the subject, to be published by EMI publishing

Leopold63, like Dennis Potter, came from the Forest of Dean. Coincidence?

L63 knows he's reached the southernmost part of the forest when he runs into the Man U supporters.

Aye, Potted Dennis, fuzzie's favourite sandwich filling.

it's actually red strin g uit ar, look you

I don't understand why fuzzbender always screams "I HATE TELECASTERS!!!" out his bedroom window. It makes no sense. :grin:

fuzzbender uses Enid Blyton's work for reference purposes.

There's a little twinge, almost an ache, keeping ZackZ awake.

They're still talking about RSG's uncover of Twist and Shout a few years back.

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telleutelleme performed the castrato

ps. it was, I eight telecasters

pps. i was reared on Enid Blyton, so to speak, midnight feast or what

TUTM still remembers jumping trains with a couple of dimes in his pocket.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbdh3xgprV1qdnrvz.jpg

He calls it his rattle and hum period.

fuzzbender was once lashed with ginger beer.

rsg is usually correct, yet I heard it was a couple of dames

fuzzbender takes his time familiarising himself with end of the Clacton pavements.

RSG thinks clacton is the word used to describe what has happened to something which has been clact.

Batman can't help but tell the truth

edit: and i don't mean he can't help, he just does his own thing

Fuzz bender bought a fender blender on Craigslist. Boy was he surprised when it showed up and he couldn't make his breakfast banana mango sardine smoothies.

Simon is compiling a list of words ending in "ender". So far he has fender, bender and blender.

tgfmike is trying to grab all the "ender" words before simonc does in order to render him enderless.

Batmans favourite futurama episode, is when bender is the gender bender wrestling robot.
It truly renders his sides split from hilarity.

simons' favourite Simpsons episode is the one where Bart and Millhouse go on an All Syrup Super Squishy Bender

Hoodie once went crazy broadway style down the main st of tamworth. The old timer locals were heard muttering "is it Mardis Gras time again already?".

Simon decided to visit Mardi gras last year, and entered the location into his sat nav. Three Weeks and two thousand dollars later, he had reached his destination.... Mardi Gras Fancy Dress Ltd in Swansea. Rsg was there to meet him with open arms

Leopold63 is the only person on record who expected the Spanish inquisition and still begins every sentence with I told you so.

JackStraw knows this as he regularly stays in quizzing Spaniards, when there aren't any available he goes out and interrogates any passing Spaniel. He finds a spanner gets the best results.

Leopold63 has learnt to spot a man with a spanner approaching the forest.

Robin tired of forest life and relocated to Wayne Manor.

fuzz heads the liar's inquisition. Anyone caught telling the truth is branded a liar and vice versa. What the end goal of the inquisition is, has not been determined. Given no torture beyond the questioning is involved, the results are considered flawed by historical standards.

tutm has suffered the penalty of telling the truth in this thread and now has LIAR branded on his left flank, courtesy of fb's set of irons:
http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Western-Alphabet-Steak-Wood-Craft-Branding-Iron-Irons-/04/!BiPJV,Q!mk~$(KGrHqUH-CEEsZnjBNh)BLN5jJ7Elg~~_35.JPG

tgfmike was selected for the same honour but ended up with LAIR instead.

Batman has been in litigation with Steve Miller for several decades now over his claim that he wrote the song "The Joker".

Spicing up the Thursday Poker Game, Spuds declares everything wild except the Joker when it is his turn to deal.

SPUDCASTER got in a strop with telleutelleme at their last poker game, because he insisted they play with chips. Potato chips.

When mildly surprised by interesting phenomena Batman says "Well dawg ma cats - if that don't beat all!" in a kind of bemused Texan drawl.

Boblets runs a pig rental firm called Hoglets.

I was going to construct an extremely elaborate lie about Batman, but he has issued a statement through his lawyer preventing me from doing so

Leopold63's lawyer wouldn't work without a retainer, so L63 drove him to the Orthodontist.

Dsutton pulls teeth as a side project, and exhibits them alongside classical greek works of art. He can't explain why he does it

The plural or Leoplod63 is Leopoldi√63

the singular of simonc is imonc

fuzzbender has an egg timer on top of his amp to remind him when the song finishes.

simonc knows full well egg timers are for the beat, they really whisk it up

fuzzbender once worked for the bbc, his claim to fame is repairman to the tea trolley that once carried the beatles scones & earl grey.

What's the difference between SimonC and an extra large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family of four.

http://www.enidblytonsociety.co.uk/images/famous-five-1.gif

The Famous Five series by Enid Blyton was Penny's favourite reading when she was growing up..... Some say she is a bit like Anne.

"Anne is a wimp. She's domesticated, loves setting up home (while camping out in caves and on the moors), likes to do all the cooking and washing up, and generally lives to serve others. She's a regular Susie Homemaker, everything a man in the forties and fifties wanted in a woman, and everything that women sneer at today! But more than that, Anne hates adventures. She quakes with fear whenever there's a sniff of anything ominous, and absolutely can't understand how George can be so brave, so like a boy when in fact she's just a girl. There are many characters, in many other series, that are like Anne, but Anne is perhaps the crème de la crème of Helpless Pathetic Girls, the one who other like-minded girls look to as a model of wimpiness. But Anne thankfully does have a few redeeming features. She's sweet and loyal, can be quite brave sometimes, and even has moments where she rears up like a tiger and puts little boys in their place (Five Have a Mystery to Solve). When all said and done, and despite earlier comments about her being a wimp, she's really a very nice girl and the sort of person you'd hope your own daughter to turn out like one day (unlike George, who would get on my last nerve)."

Or is she really more like George? Who can tell, gentle reader, who can tell?

"George, or Georgina, is arguably the most interesting character of the four, and certainly the most popular as far as fans are concerned. She's feisty, obstinate, brave, strong-willed as well as strong physically, an excellent swimmer and impressive in a small rowing boat, loyal as can be, and quite foolish at times. She's also head-over-heels in love with her dog, Timmy, and this sometimes causes her to make the most ridiculous decisions in the face of danger, such as jumping between her beloved pet and a pack of other dogs when they threaten to tear Timmy apart. Brave—but oh so foolish! Also, most of George's tempers are sparked off by situations concerning Timmy; she often refuses to like people simply because they don't care for dogs in general. Yes, her loyalty to Timmy is endearing, but sometimes she loses sight of reality. What with people being rude to Timmy, and others waltzing about her island without permission, it's a wonder she doesn't blow a gasket. But the really annoying thing about George is her constant battle to prove she's "as good as any boy," to the point that she dresses as one, cuts her hair short, and calls herself George rather than Georgina. To all intents and purposes she is a boy, at least at first glance, and it pleases her no end when strangers mistake her for one. And the flipside of that, of course, is that she takes an instant dislike to anyone who calls her Georgina and tells her she's just like a girl."

Chez lives in a gumdrop house on lollipop lane.

Simon applied for an Indian visa to go swimming.

RSG used his Indian Visa card to buy a Squier Vintage Modified Fifties Strat.

PennyCentury sole my virginity at band camp with a flute.

Penny prefers more genteel to squier.

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The dirty in Al is not as responsible for virginity as the dirty of Al.

redstringguitar types with his thumbs

Dirty Al has see-through earlobes.

RSG has a fetish for see-through earlobes. :oops:

Dirty Al Claims to be from the south but is actually from New York City..."NEW YORK CITY?!?!"

dirty al has a see through frontal lobe.

simomc plays simon says

Dirty Al has four fetid sheets

RSG private messaged me to skype and to show off my see-through earlobes.

Dirty Al is the biggest paul Simon fan you're ever likely to come across.

Simonc thinks Garfunkle was cooler.

Dirty al is ted nugents lovechild.

Dirty al is ted nugents lovechild.

Simonc burnt his shrimp on the barbie and suffered 3rd degree burns.. ouch! :shock:

Dirty Al, never one to shy away from a burnt shrimp, took a bite anyway.:wink:

simonc is preparing a little something for his #1 squeeze for Valentines Day next week. He's not giving anything away, but word on the street is it involves a manatee shaped card, a bottle of 1948 Dinsdale Curvee Brut and a Little Black Dress.

simonc and Dirty Al are the same person.

Batmans' real name is Margaret Thatcher.

HoodieMcFoodie was Margaret Thatcher before I was.

I was only Margaret Thatcher for 2 weeks while you were on holidays in The Orkneys.

That's it, just deny everything! Well, I guess we are supposed to be lying, right Maggie? ;)

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Batman has a love affair with Robin.

Hiflyer's fasination with all things "Larry Fine" doesn't only extend to his haircut.

Esaaal loves a vowel, not being one of the few consonants in his life

Fuzzbender was kicked out of our band after we caught him "out behind the barn" with a nanny goat... we said "Boy, that goat will kick your butt if you try that"...

Fuzzbender simply replied.. (in a goat voice) "NaAaHaAaAAA.......

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Bill Hilly tears up everytime he watches "Nanny McPhee" ( once a week).

JackStraw dated Nanny McPhee in his late teens, until Mary Poppins came onto the scene...

Batman, Poppins, McPhee and other nannies, traditionally do it in capes

Batnan, and her sidekick Naughty Stool, is currently in development, she uses her supercilious powers against her arch enemy, the Toddler

This is still the only nanny fb considers worthy of his attention:
http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/59/5931/F74RG00Z/posters/Juliet-Mills-Nanny-and-the-Professor.jpg

tgfmike professes to be a secret agent provocateur

and he don't half provoke 'em

fuzzbender is alway being told he has his head up his arse. Growing tired of hearing that he seeked surgical information online for a lo-bottomy.

Dirty Al, never one to shy away from a burnt shrimp, took a bite anyway.:wink:

That was funny simonc.:lol:

Burnt Shrimp is Dirty Al's favorite Crayola color.

Dirty Al made Esaaal a tuna sandwich and added a burnt shrimp Crayola for a laugh.

"This crayfish or what?", spluttered E after taking a bite.

RSG is really this guy. :razz: Esaaal on bass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4o-QAUQs3c

There once was a guy named Dirty Al
Who read too much Gore Vidal
He said, with a stammer
and adjusted his bandanner
"I needs me a messy gal"

There once was a guy named Dirty Al
Who read too much Gore Vidal
He said, with a stammer
and adjusted his bandanner
"I needs me a messy gal"


I thought this was supposed to be lies...:lol:

Esaaal's real name is Sal which rhymes with pal. A trooper he is although he seems to have a man crush on this man named Dirty Al. Shaking in my boots, I start to wonder should I get a restraining order against the one we call Esaaal. I just shall...:wink:

Dirty Al's avatar depicts 3 days beard growth. His veins pump pure testosterone.

Esaaal is part of a quartet, including the trio of Nsaaal Ssaaal Wsaaal, as they sometimes sail 3 sheets to the wind. Their signature tune is We Are Saaaling

Fuzz knows the words to Sailing by Christopher Cross - backwards.

TUTM has an Anchorage or bust sticker on the rear bumper of his '80 Eldorado.

simonc once tried to drive to the US until someone reminded him that he's on an island. This after he spent two weeks driving and kept dead ending at the ocean.

Dirty Al, trying to cross the pacific - just to one up me.

simon has been to L.A. twice, using the Google maps route. Both times he's been amazingly energetic for a guy who has just completed that 5700 km Hawaii-LA kayak trip.

tgfmike is so vain. he truly believes that the tgf before his name stands for; Thank God For....

Dirty Al hasn't washed. nor shaved his beard since '76. Some people think he's going for the world record beard length, but he's actually striving for the world's smelliest hippie record.

SimonC has a coiled up crusty old D string he says was once tooth plucked by Jimi Hendrix. He says he had a certificate of authenticity, but it was eaten by a puppy given to him by his then-girlfriend, Brittney Spears.

gtrman56 has all his wisdom teeth...













...on a necklace.

Hoodie has an extraordinary poster, block mounted.

Lee Kernaghan in a mankini takes pride of place on the back of the outhouse door.

All of simonc's artwork looks best under a black light.

I heard Essaal's no Friend Of Leo's nor does he play a Telecaster. Word on the street is he's here doing covert intel for Gibson.

Dirty Al is featured on an upcoming episode of "Hoarders". He has seventeen storage lockers filled with 08' PRS DGT's, 00' Singlecuts and cases of Selsun Blue.

JS is Dirty Al's non-identical twin, Clean Al. Whenever they get together, they end up as two Slightly Unkempt Als.


tgfmike is so vain. he truly believes that the tgf before his name stands for; Thank God For....
This is actually true, as noted in the past (http://www.tdpri.com/forum/epic-threads/167756-make-up-lie-about-poster-above-you-131.html#post2294954), although it is not out of vanity.

JackStraw's, emphasis on Straw, volume knob goes all the way up to 0.5

edit: tgf is an anagrammatical abbreviation of Gets There First or There, Gets First if you wanna be all chrono logical

All of simonc's artwork looks best under a black light.

btw simonc did the original artwork for Smell the Glove, the one they wanted to go with, the black light version indeed won out

Fuzzbender made this shirt for me.

http://rlv.zcache.com/fuzzy_people_have_more_fun_tshirt-p235420001974601232z85e4_210.jpg

Dirty Al is featured on an upcoming episode of "Hoarders". He has seventeen storage lockers filled with 08' PRS DGT's, 00' Singlecuts and cases of Selsun Blue.

That's hitting close to home. :lol: I might need counseling. :wink:

JS is Dirty Al's non-identical twin, Clean Al. Whenever they get together, they end up as two Slightly Unkempt Als.


That made me laugh so hard I lost my dentures. :lol:

I love this thread!

Dirty Al is now in counseling for thread love. Just across the hall you will find Doc Mike who has accumulated so many posts he is now considered a hoarder. JS is now buying lockers to see if he can score another load of Selsum Blue; which he promptly sold to DA. Esaaal has opened a head shop, but he only sells legal paraphenalia and is not expected to make a go of his business. Simonc has completely papered his outhouse with posters and he even built a TP rack to hold the last remaining Sears catalogs. Chez is carving canoes from Eucalyptus trees and selling rides down crocodile infested rivers to give tourists a taste of real life in Oz. Fuzz is documenting it all for his memoirs; which he intends to put in random order to counter his otherwise orderly life. Excuse any spelling errors I was taught by RSG.

telleutelleme is selling his story to the tabloids in a kiss and telleutelleme exposé

fuzzbender gets his best gigs by kissing a$$es!

Batman would know, he washed each one before he did.:razz:

Batman saved the day at his last gig, the audience were still booing the previous act when he came on

edit: when a sevycat falls, it always lands on my feet

Despite numerous attempts as a child, Fuzz could never complete a double back flip off a high chair. He did perfect a pretty decent parachute landing fall.

tutm has performed an Inadvertent Forward Double Flip With Half Twist from a low chair. Once. He has almost recovered full use of all his limbs.

Mike carved a Tele neck out of an old hickory limb.

Uffa is a referee in the peewee UFC.

Simon will be 102 next birthday

Leopold63 can't wait to be Leopold69, but I've no idea why.

Penny has to show up 2 hours early for a gig because she has a strict yoga regimen as part of her warm-up.

Uffda shows up 2 hours late to gigs, citing artistic reasons.

simonc cut 4 songs out of his last Gig, but since he only knows 2 songs nobody knew.

TUTM has a custom gig-bag with beer cooler, franks warmer, plasma TV, WiFi and a fluoro sticker proclaiming "Chevvy Country.Where You Can Hear The Fords Rusting".

Chezdeluxe has a deluxe TELE made of out Meunster because it brings the "toanz"

R0131 walked off the assembly line at the Cherry Hill Brian Factory last Friday afternoon... unfortunately, there is an audible squeak and clunk which accompanies arm movements but this is expected to be resolved by the prescribed daily gallon of cod liver oil.

RSG takes care of the backstage rider at the Welsh Equestrian Council's annual mixer.

Simonc was rendered legless and crippled by eight cocktails and a tail-gunner in the Death or Glory aerial conflict reenactment out back at the local watering hole.

rsg is the designated tail gunner for the Welsh bunny rabbit hunting corps.

Boblets people walk all over him.

Boblets cause he needs the money.

Boblets is his real name.

Dirty Al strangely bears no grudge agaisnt Charlie Brown and his friends for shunning his Dad, Pig Pen.

Dirty Al's Park N' Swim theme park features a new "Swim With the Gators" feature. He got the idea after hearing people paid to swim with Dolphins.Esaaal has a season pass.

JackStraw's Lego garage caught fire but he put the fire out with Kool-Aid.

Yea! Esaaal did destroyeth the garage that was built on the Sabbath

Lo', he floodeth the Earth with Kool Aid

fb lows and also moos.