August 28th, 2011, 12:37 AM
PC makes a lovely date slice with coconut icing.
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August 28th, 2011, 12:37 AM
PC makes a lovely date slice with coconut icing.
August 28th, 2011, 01:06 AM
Chez calls Boblets "home slice".
August 28th, 2011, 01:25 AM
PC used a recurrent time-slice to produce yet another phantom page turn.
August 28th, 2011, 03:05 AM
Mike has lost traction and is in a phantom page wheel spin. Someone please flag signal the pit marshall.
August 28th, 2011, 05:08 AM
Chez cut the corners off his reissue Vox Phantom and added a Fender neck and now it's hunky dory. He's still looking for a GuitOrgan, however.
August 28th, 2011, 06:52 AM
Penny is an organ donor. So far she's donated two Wurlitzers and a Hammond B3.
August 28th, 2011, 08:50 AM
Esaal has come to clean the pool
August 28th, 2011, 09:26 AM
Pool water is Hoodies favorite summer drink. Hes especially fond of kiddie pool water for its complex and robust flavor.
August 28th, 2011, 11:01 AM
Complex and Robust is the name of GH and Hoodie's new Everly Brothers tribute duo. GH is Complex and Hoodie is Robust. "Complex and Robust is a powerful combination, best enjoyed in small doses", according to the Oahu Weekly.
August 28th, 2011, 01:31 PM
For nearly 30 years, the members of the early 80's supergroup "Esaaal, Hoodie, GitHead, & Mike" have lived with the embarrassment and humiliation of the colossal failure of their eponymous debut album. The recording and execution of the project were so substandard, in fact, that the group and their record are to this day derisively referred to within the Industry as "Click, Pop, Wow, & Flutter".
August 28th, 2011, 01:49 PM
Just this morning Walnut decided he would call his debut album Snap Krackle and Pops and the title song would be The Milk Went Bad After She Left Me.
August 28th, 2011, 04:33 PM
Tuttum and Walnut are a mime duo covering Buck Owens songs with Walnut singing the Don Rich harmony parts. All of their shows are completely silent, even when the audience starts singing along.
August 28th, 2011, 04:50 PM
In an honest attempt to protect audiences from his aging visage, Mike has decided all his future performances will be in the style of Balinese Shadow Puppets.
August 28th, 2011, 07:48 PM
Chez does an amazing shadow puppet impression of Joe Satriani shredding. He calls it art, everyone else calls it air guitar.
August 28th, 2011, 09:43 PM
Tutm's excellent use of capers won him the blue ribbon at this year's Harris County Rabbit Cookoff and Pilaf Extravaganza.
August 29th, 2011, 01:10 AM
Tutm's inside knowledge of E's love of capers won tutm the blue ribbon at this year's Harris County Rabbit Cookoff and Pilaf Extravaganza, where Esaaal was a judge.
August 29th, 2011, 01:49 AM
Mike has been asked to step down as a judge in the dressage event at this year's Culver Pony Club Gymkhana.
Rumours are flying that it relates to Mike's description of the way a contestant filled out her jodpurs as being "like two wombats wrestling in a potato sack".
August 29th, 2011, 05:03 AM
chez always dons his jodhpurs when going out to the letterbox to check the mail, something to do with the Pony Express and his earlier years.
August 29th, 2011, 06:41 AM
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds" is oft repeated by Boblets when he and the dog go out to the mail box.
August 29th, 2011, 07:51 AM
When Esaaal lets the dog go out to do his business Esaaal joins him figuring it's only fair. He also refuses to sit on the funiture, eats from a bowl on the floor and occasionally begs for table scraps. What he doesn't realize is his dog thinks hes stupid.
August 29th, 2011, 08:38 AM
GoaHead is constantly submitting videos of himself to Animal Planet.
August 29th, 2011, 09:32 AM
JackStraw knows who put the "Ram" in the "Ramalamadingdong", but he's not divulging the info for the rest of us.
August 29th, 2011, 10:37 AM
djf actually put the "lam" in "Ramalamadingdong". Since "lam" is in the middle of "Ramalamadingdong", it was much more difficult to put in than the "Ram".
August 29th, 2011, 11:47 AM
For years Doc put hyphens in Rama-lama-ding-dong and could never cover the song, because he was just three hyphens late.
August 29th, 2011, 12:09 PM
TUTM was a late bloomer but is now best in the neighborhood riding the big wheel.
August 29th, 2011, 03:43 PM
GitHead can frequently be spotted tooling around North Ridgeville on one of those 19th century bicycles with the big wheel up front and tiny wheel at the rear, resplendent in his bloomers and sporting an impeccably waxed handlebar mustache.
August 29th, 2011, 04:11 PM
Walnut has a huge collection of 19th century Wals.
August 29th, 2011, 07:23 PM
Doc Mike is Culver Cities' Pecan Dandy, all smiles and Gluten free.
August 29th, 2011, 07:36 PM
tutm has a serious case of GAS for the new black Agile AS-1000 12 string and frequents the Rondo site after reading every third thread on this forum.
August 29th, 2011, 08:30 PM
The frequency of Boblet's gas is directly proportional to his beer intake. He is currently at A=443Hz.
August 29th, 2011, 09:56 PM
Chez wins today's TDPRI "Secret Woid" contest by his use of the word "wombat". His prize is a Jeff Beck signature guitar pick*.
* Jeff doesn't use picks
August 29th, 2011, 11:35 PM
PC wins today's prize for the use of the phrase "Secret Word" - a Charlie Watts signature mandolin pick.
August 29th, 2011, 11:54 PM
By piggybacking n my post, Dr Mike has won a tonsorial makeover by Gerald Weber, including Kendrick brand Jheri Curl and a cut and set.
August 30th, 2011, 07:30 AM
PC will only use Weber carburettors because they keep her ahead of the pack.
August 30th, 2011, 08:54 AM
Boblets tried to register a seven pound palmetto bug disguised as a yorkshire terrier with the AKC.
August 30th, 2011, 10:00 AM
JS is currently interviewing new acts for his 3 ring flea circus. Only experienced artists need apply.
August 30th, 2011, 10:27 AM
tutm is a flea artist himself. His most recent canvas, Three Fleas On A Rottweiler At Sunset received a blue ribbon in the Arthropod category at this year's Houston Art and Barbecue Festival and Cookoff.
By piggybacking n my post, Dr Mike has won a tonsorial makeover by Gerald Weber, including Kendrick brand Jheri Curl and a cut and set.
Awesome. Thank you. My parents are so proud.
August 30th, 2011, 01:00 PM
Mike tried to substitute talcum powder for confectioner's sugar on the cupcakes he made for PC's soiree. Results were not good, as he was unaware of talc's anti caking properties.
August 30th, 2011, 02:42 PM
DJF is always a hit when he sprinkles Talc in his hair and does his Moses Parting the Sea cannonball at family reunions.
August 30th, 2011, 04:33 PM
TUTM stuck with a centre parting until 1967 when he had it all cut off in boot camp.
August 30th, 2011, 09:10 PM
Chez slices his roast beef with a rotary microtome. He says his sandwiches are "scientifically delicious".
August 30th, 2011, 09:17 PM
PC saved one fourth of NH residents by lashing 45 teles together as a life raft. You go PC!
August 31st, 2011, 12:26 AM
<no lie> I can't get the site to load the last page so I don't know who to lie about. Also: the site is not giving me any way to delete this post <no lie>
August 31st, 2011, 12:42 AM
Now that Irene has passed, M.T. has commandeered Penny's Teleraft and challenged JackStraw to a Rockin' Raft Regatta. The winner gets a nice dinner prepared by Penny. The loser gets to tip a couple of pints with Boblets and then compose an entire song using only his flatulence tones.
August 31st, 2011, 12:55 AM
Walnut has finally encountered the Phantom Page phenom of this thread. He will be absent for a week while he attends the Lingonberry Festival in Solvang, with his clog dancing team.
August 31st, 2011, 02:47 AM
Penny has just realized that tomorrow is the first day of Spring in Australia. She plans to start an endless summer lifestyle by globetrotting for the next year. Surfing is not on her agenda however.She is going down the freedom road on a 1933 Indian Scout.
August 31st, 2011, 05:37 AM
At this very moment chez is shaking the moth ball dust from his lake placid blue safari suit in preparation for the first of spring.
<no lie> the first of spring is our wedding anniversary, 38 years tomorrow with my best friend in life <no lie>
August 31st, 2011, 08:56 AM
<no lie> the first of spring is our wedding anniversary, 38 years tomorrow with my best friend in life <no lie>
Tomorrow will also find Boblets celebrating the 22nd anniversary of his victory in the Brisbane Blues and Chili All-Stars Competition. His winning entry was Chili With Onions, a 12-bar blues in Am.
August 31st, 2011, 04:42 PM
Doc Mike just celebrated his 38th. All 37 ex-wives will be gathering at Baloney Creek to celebrate their combined alimony checks of $736.38. He figures altogether their probably worth the price of a good used Am Std. a month.
August 31st, 2011, 04:53 PM
tutm rounded up numbers 24, 25 and 26 of my exes. He calls 'em the Culver Girls and is doing a pretty good business having them sing Carter Family covers in what pass for honky-tonks now days in Houston. The best part is when #24 does her impersonation of June Carter telling her "That date you set me up with didn't go so well" joke to Porter Wagoner.
August 31st, 2011, 06:00 PM
Mike can't pass a honky-tonk without sneezing and hiccupping. He is then forced to enter and take his only known remedy for the condition. Beer and Buck Owens on the jukebox.
August 31st, 2011, 06:39 PM
Two years ago chez caused a now infamous scene at stop 17 of the 23rd Annual Bud and Buck Bakersfield Bars Bus Bash and Barbecue. Stop 17, Riley's, had not a single Buck Owens tune in the jukebox. chez, having already consumed a Budweiser in each of the previous 16 stops, cried, "I traveled 5500 km and paid $5200 AU to be taken to a bar with no Buck?! This is a terrible place, lonesome, morbid and drear!" and pushed the offending jukebox to the floor. The bar owner was quite understanding and didn't press charges and the tour organizers paid for the jukebox. chez still remembers the incident every year and mutters "A bar with no Buck- lonesome, morbid and drear ..." before slipping out to the Brewhouse to listen to some Slim Dusty while putting down a couple pints of Bollocks Extra Special Bitter.
August 31st, 2011, 06:56 PM
(no lie) There's an outline for an accademy award winning movie if ever I saw one. Get it to the Coen brothers pronto Mike. Cheers Gerry (no lie)
Mike is currently working on a one man show due to open at the Culver Theatre in the Round next month. Titled "The lights coming over the hill are blinding me" it tells the tale of a young Slim Dusty and his rise to international stardom and critical acclaim. Keith and Nicole are Mike's financial backers.
August 31st, 2011, 07:08 PM
chez once took a movie idea to the Coen brothers that involved a pub with no beer, lights on a hill, a sidekick named Duncan, a trip to Yarrawonga, the road to Gundagai, Gidgee coal, Snowy River, Queensland and a drovers cook. The Coens turned him down, saying there was no market for a film set in Canada.
August 31st, 2011, 08:43 PM
Doc Mike and Jackie Chan are teaming up in a Kung Fu spoof entitled The Kung Fu Master and the Old White Guy in Bakersfield . Mike isn't sure which part he is going to play, but he is definitinly doing the lead on the title track Kick the truck tires, but Don't kick me.
August 31st, 2011, 09:04 PM
TUTM was winner of the eBay Motors auction of the Jackie Chan signature Mitsuhbishi Lancer Evolution.
August 31st, 2011, 09:46 PM
PennyCentury will be starring as a sidekick in 'Kung Fu Panda 3 - Blood on the Barbie'
September 1st, 2011, 02:02 AM
don often gets himself, Dinsdale and Duncan confused, which is a little odd, since the only thing the three of them have in common is the D at the beginning of their names and don's isn't even capitalized.
September 1st, 2011, 02:05 AM
tgfm was a don in an earlier life, until he went crooked.
September 1st, 2011, 10:59 AM
Boblets plays authentic "brisbane river delta" blues.
September 1st, 2011, 12:22 PM
"si monc si mondo" is an Italian expression that literally means "it is (an) incomplete world" Perthians like simon often use this expression when they find the local pub has only bottled beer.
September 1st, 2011, 12:56 PM
Doc is still trying to find out if Perthians were part of Greek Mythology and when Austrialia left the Mediterranean.
September 1st, 2011, 01:36 PM
tutm dated a maenad in high school and has the scars to prove it.
September 1st, 2011, 03:13 PM
JS is hoping that his idea for a new reality show called Housewives of Sparta invade Jersery Shores will make it.
September 1st, 2011, 04:01 PM
TUTM is well acquainted with the song of the Sirens. .....And the flashing blue lights,and the Miranda warning,and the general grumpiness of the desk sergeant.
September 1st, 2011, 04:22 PM
Chez has become the "special guest" of the Brisbane police department so frequently that the hardwood bench in the drunk tank bears the permanent indentation of his bum.
September 1st, 2011, 05:19 PM
While Wal's avatar bears some resemblance to a WWII North American P-51 aircraft, it is actually a highly modified silver-sparkle Telecaster with patent-pending Spinning Light Headstock and custom variable-pitch and adjustable-yaw tailpiece. Wal is still working on adding a roll function so he can finally achieve those low-altitude Immelmans.
September 1st, 2011, 08:35 PM
Doc Mike last did a low level Immelman and a Shondell at the ice rink trying to impress his wife with a double axle.
September 1st, 2011, 09:19 PM
tutm's cover of Troy Shondell's one-hit wonder, This Time, always kills during open-mic Tuesdays at Shay McElroy's.
September 1st, 2011, 10:39 PM
tgfmike actually plays two teles at once!
September 2nd, 2011, 12:40 AM
To stay in sync with his love of guitars and Howard Hughes donh will only fly in solid spruce aeroplanes named Goose.
September 2nd, 2011, 12:46 AM
Boblets named his children Alder and Maple. The kids were not amused.
September 2nd, 2011, 02:50 AM
Mike numbered his Teles starting at 2. That way there is no jealousy about being "Number One".
He claims he got the idea from Lee Trevino who was Mike's partner at a pro-am at Palm Springs last year. When Lee looked at Mike's club selection on the 4th tee he said "Put that one iron away Mike . Even God can't play a number one.".
September 2nd, 2011, 09:09 AM
chez is known on the local links as " One Club Deluxe" for using a putter on every shot.
September 2nd, 2011, 09:48 AM
JS is known as Clubber Jack on the NJ circuit for his way with the ladies.
September 2nd, 2011, 10:52 AM
Putter content - RSG says what happens at the beer hole, stays at the beer hole.
September 2nd, 2011, 11:17 AM
tutm only knows one golfing joke and he can't use it here since it involves Jesus and Moses and a water hazard. He likes it so much though that he IMs it to me the third Tuesday of every month.
September 2nd, 2011, 01:12 PM
Doc Mike thinks about that joke every time he parts his hair for 30's night at the senior's center.
September 2nd, 2011, 01:44 PM
I am so new to this forum that telleutelleme tried to block me from posting here, "Hey kid, no newbies allowed here. Go hang out in the Welcome Wagon and build up some chops!"
But my kung fu was stronger than his, and you can see I prevailed.
September 2nd, 2011, 01:45 PM
Tutm got a ticket to ride, but he didn't care.
Boson on the other hand, cares a little too much.
September 2nd, 2011, 03:42 PM
djf hoping to encourage other new members has invited MrBoson to partner with him in the Rythmic Gymnastics Thread.
September 2nd, 2011, 04:51 PM
Mr Boston is a bot programmed by the Brookings Institution, posting here to see if the others here can detect artificial intelligence.
TUTM was only trying to reinforce the requirement here that posters acctially be able to hold and play a physical guitar. Nice try, mister binary bits!
September 2nd, 2011, 05:17 PM
Telleutelleme absentmindedly blew his nose into the napkin upon which Penny had sketched out the details of a communications protocol discussed during a clandestine meeting held at a seedy Washington night club, where a young Al Gore worked as a male stripper not averse to dumpster diving.
As a result, years later during a CNN interview, Gore was able to take credit himself for inventing the internet. Beaten to the punch, our two protagonists washed out of hi-tech politics, and instead invented street drumming.
September 2nd, 2011, 05:18 PM
Penny is clearly suffering from a severe case of Binary Bit Envy.
MrBoson is a subhuman subatomic particle who came to us from the subtropics on a submarine.
September 2nd, 2011, 05:31 PM
Wal's friends call him Mr Alliteration. This upsets Wal, since he is always careful to throw his trash in the nearest waste receptacle.
<no lie>OMG. Now I've forgotten how to spell receptacle. I had to refer to Google.</no lie>
September 2nd, 2011, 06:54 PM
Doc is now busy digging through his old spelling tests and practicing spelling scales.
<no lie> Off to "Hippiefest" to see Dave Mason tonight</no lie>
September 2nd, 2011, 06:58 PM
tutm is just being silly. I know perfectly well how to spell scales. Sheesh.
tutm's contribution to '30s night at the senior center is to bring his complete Gene Austin collection.
September 2nd, 2011, 10:34 PM
Yes tutm how could you be so unkind when we all know that tgfm cleans all the scales of his tele before putting it back in its case.
September 2nd, 2011, 10:34 PM
Mike calls it 30s night because he arrives at 6.30 and is all washed up at 7.30.
Boblets on the other hand is a Suzuki Bandit riding wild one and goes to the 60/40 dance at the South Brisbane Blind Institute Hall every Saturday night. He always buys a Chiko roll at the Windmill Cafe on his way home at 11pm.
September 3rd, 2011, 04:18 AM
The good people of Brisbane tremble with fear every Saturday night at the sight and sound of Boblets thundering through the streets on his Bandit, then stare bemused at the sight of chezie following behind on his Rascal Scooter, frantically waving his eucalyptus wood walking stick and yelling at Boblets to slow the hell down.
September 3rd, 2011, 09:20 AM
Walnut likes cruising down Pacific Coast Highway in his Radio Flyer "No. 4 Liberty Coaster"
September 3rd, 2011, 11:16 AM
Hoodie's avatar pic shows him preparing to post to this thread. The sportscoat and champagne and especially the shades get him in just the right frame of mind for some good old-fashioned lying.
September 3rd, 2011, 12:23 PM
Doc spent all day at the Hobby Lobby Shop attempting to get his mind in the right Frame. The he went home and watched Cool Hand Luke twice.
September 3rd, 2011, 12:43 PM
Big Bill Broonzy is tutm's nom de musique.
September 3rd, 2011, 09:40 PM
Mike translates "Pommes de terre noisette" as "Loud potatoes".
September 3rd, 2011, 09:58 PM
Chez collects foreign toys. Today he is in search for a Monsieur TÍte a Pomme, the French edition of Mister Potato Head, the rare variation with a sweet potato as Charles deGaulle.
September 4th, 2011, 01:17 AM
Although Mr. Potato Head toys are designed to be creatively constructed, taken apart, and re-constructed over and over, Penny applies Super Glue to each part before construction.
Why?..because she's creating works of art to illustrate permanence by using materials designed for transience.
The Guggenheim has offered space for a special exhibition of her works.
September 4th, 2011, 01:21 AM
PC has a portrait of Charles deGaulle hanging on her dining room wall, though she can't quite work out why since the guillotine was good enough for everyone else.
Makes her parrots jealous too.
September 4th, 2011, 01:36 AM
rag always thought sycophants were antisocial elephants.
September 4th, 2011, 01:58 AM
Boglets always thought dinosaurs were pedalled wood cutters.
September 4th, 2011, 09:35 AM
rsg dresses as a woodcutter whenever he goes to grandmother's house for a visit.It's expected and he doesn't want to disappoint.
September 4th, 2011, 11:24 AM
Jack Straw knows when to hold 'em, but is still trying to work out exactly when to fold 'em. As for knowing when to walk away or when to run, actions speak louder than words.
September 4th, 2011, 03:03 PM
DJF knows when to fold them. The Missus specifically states, that towels and sheets will be folded first. Socks are to be rolled, not tied.
September 4th, 2011, 04:36 PM
TUTM always insists to his wife that if there is any tying to be done it will be with silk stockings.
September 4th, 2011, 04:56 PM
chez recently made a silk purse from a sow's ear.
September 5th, 2011, 08:05 AM
JackStraw always doffs his hat when ladies walk by
September 5th, 2011, 08:29 AM
Hoodie has only three posts to go to get a royal flush of fours.
September 5th, 2011, 08:58 AM
Boblets is a mathematical genius...
September 5th, 2011, 10:35 AM
Hoodie pm'd the mods to see if they would remove the #9 from his post count and restore the fourth 4.
September 5th, 2011, 04:20 PM
JS tried to play Hoddie's 4449 post backwards and it didn't say anything different.
September 5th, 2011, 04:25 PM
Telleutelleme now has the lyric "In the year 4565..." stuck in mis mind.
September 5th, 2011, 04:52 PM
DS24 has "I'm a little teapot" playing in his mind.
While waiting in queues he frequently performs the actions for handle,spout and tip me over pour me out; all to a song only he can hear.
September 5th, 2011, 09:20 PM
chez has a fixation on "I'm a little teapot" and has used it in 74 of his 891 post to this thread.
September 6th, 2011, 01:01 AM
One of Mike's secret weapons in his pedalboard arsenal is his Acme Teapot Whistle Pedal.
September 6th, 2011, 07:11 AM
Jim P uses a trained seal to "nose switch" his pedals during a song.
September 6th, 2011, 07:14 AM
Esaaal knows how a noise annoys an oyster, which is why he eats silently.
September 6th, 2011, 08:58 AM
Boblets likes to walk along the Clem Jones Promenade, twirling an umbrella over his shoulder whilst singing, "I'll buy you one more frozen orange juice, on this fantastic day."
September 6th, 2011, 11:18 AM
Every day, Hoodie stands on the front porch and sings "Oh what a beautiful morning" and then spends the rest of the day telling kids to get off his lawn.
September 6th, 2011, 02:06 PM
TUTM is a lot happier since hiring 50 members of the Houston travelling community to tarmac his entire front garden.
"Forlorn no more", he muses to himself, "ta very much lads!"
September 6th, 2011, 05:26 PM
RSG was Gary Coleman's stunt double on season four of Diff'rent Strokes. He lost his SAG card during a snowmobile trip in '87 with Richard Greico, however, and has been shunned by Hollywood ever since.
September 6th, 2011, 06:12 PM
Long a fan of Edgar Bergen, DJ spends half his time talking out of the side of his mouth.
The other half of his time he does impersonations of Mr Ed.
September 6th, 2011, 06:56 PM
Chez is what Willis was talkin 'bout.
September 6th, 2011, 08:26 PM
<no lie> esaaal is the daily winner of the inner webs <no lie>
September 6th, 2011, 11:24 PM
DJF hides lies better than anyone. The other ones aren't quite as good. But then maybe he's just testing the old dogs like Chez and Esaaal.
September 7th, 2011, 06:32 AM
tutm goes around saying "tell you what!" "I'll tell you what!" "You tell me!" "That's what's what!!"
September 7th, 2011, 08:51 AM
Boblets goes around saying "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain."
September 7th, 2011, 09:06 AM
JackStraw has funyun-breath
September 7th, 2011, 11:43 AM
JJ's great grandfather on his mother's side is the true story behind chapter 2 of Tom Rachman's novel, The Imperfectionists - "World's Oldest Liar Dies At 126"
September 7th, 2011, 12:36 PM
TGF is the charter member of the southern California banana slug licking club.
September 7th, 2011, 03:53 PM
mrb moved to Brookings because he thought he would be near the Brookings Insitute.
September 7th, 2011, 04:57 PM
Mike is always given the placebo in his work with the Pond's Institute.
September 7th, 2011, 05:49 PM
When asked if he has a smarter brother, Chez quickly replies, "No but I have a sister who has one".
September 7th, 2011, 06:16 PM
Fail TUTM . That is true.:lol::lol::lol:
TUTM is in a quandary. Should he play "Sisters are doin' it for themselves" on his Tele and "He aint heavy.He's my brother" on his Strat or vice-versa? And just what sex are those Kirn twins anyway?
September 7th, 2011, 07:15 PM
<no lie> The Texas Kirn Sisters are hotter than Doublemint Twins </no lie>
Chez thought he was in a quandry but it turned out to be push to exit instead of pull.
September 7th, 2011, 08:35 PM
Tutm walked in through the out door out door
September 7th, 2011, 09:33 PM
djf is so in he's become a gravitational singularity.
September 7th, 2011, 10:05 PM
As a teenager Mike was part of the Shindig studio audience 17 weeks in a row. That's Mike at far left at 2:42
September 7th, 2011, 10:28 PM
Chez's Uncle Butch "Shorty" Deluxe is playing the Trumpet on that song. Shorty had a brief career with Stax records as part of the Stroll Brothers session band. Chez didn't pick up the Trumpet but he did inherit an amazing record collection.
September 8th, 2011, 03:39 AM
TUTM's one man band "the hairy palms" had their biggest hit with "it'll make you go blind".
September 8th, 2011, 06:54 AM
simonc always happens to be at the bakery when Hank Marvin calls in for his cream buns and keeps on pestering Hank to show him how to play Shindig.
September 8th, 2011, 08:18 AM
Boblets fears armadillos
September 8th, 2011, 10:21 AM
You can't teach an old donh new tricks.
September 8th, 2011, 04:23 PM
An electric collar may be the only way to keep Hoodie from digging in the neighbors flower garden.
September 8th, 2011, 07:11 PM
TUTM really wanted to tell a lie about Hoodie burying his bone but a sense of decorum combined with a general reluctance to offend delicate Australian sensibilities prevented such a post.
September 8th, 2011, 08:43 PM
Delicate Australian Sensibilities is the name of chez's new Dexy's Midnight Runners cover band.
September 8th, 2011, 09:02 PM
tgfm always washes his delicates in creosote to save having to iron them.
September 8th, 2011, 10:45 PM
Boblets always wanted to be a lumberjack
September 8th, 2011, 10:54 PM
Two winters carrying firewood into the house and donh is now buying Pendelton shirts and ordering Flapjacks. However his dog refuses to answer to Babe.
September 8th, 2011, 11:56 PM
One winter's night, TUTM took a chance on a Pendleton blanket.
I think it was a four-pelter
September 9th, 2011, 12:13 AM
For Pelter is PC's charity for the relief of left-handed tele players playing right-handed teles, in memoriam to Donald P Pelter of the 80s punk band, Sea Salt Dogs.
September 9th, 2011, 08:51 AM
Mike is teaching his manatee the finer points of contract bridge.
September 9th, 2011, 01:07 PM
Hoodie has a Tapeworm that likes Chinese food.
September 9th, 2011, 04:12 PM
Esaaal recently discovered after imbibing a certain Chinese-made illegal substance to "Feed His Head", his head was hungry again just an hour later.
September 9th, 2011, 04:55 PM
Some folks believe that the greatest novel is Hermann Melville's "Moby Dick". Others, Leo Tolstoy's "War and Peace".
For Walnut nothing tops Eric Carle's "The Very Hungry Caterpillar".
September 9th, 2011, 06:09 PM
chez highlighted memorable passages in his well worn copy of "Valley Of The Dolls".
September 9th, 2011, 09:35 PM
JackStraw's autobiography begins "It was the coolest of times, it was the crappiest of times".
September 9th, 2011, 10:06 PM
Esaaal just finished Ernest Hemingway's The Old Man and The Sea. When done all he could say was "I thought there would be some women in it or at least a big whale".
September 10th, 2011, 12:15 PM
tutm named his cat Scollops.
September 10th, 2011, 04:32 PM
T-Mike named his Camry "Pequod".
September 10th, 2011, 05:06 PM
Esaaal's favourite tipple is Ouzo. He says it keeps the whales away.
September 10th, 2011, 05:08 PM
Donh is studying up to be a Cabin Boy. While in training, he only answers to Pip.
September 10th, 2011, 06:31 PM
TUTM has named his sailboat "Venus"
September 10th, 2011, 07:53 PM
chez yearns at the mere sight of a young lady in blue jeans in his never ending quest to find his Venus.
September 10th, 2011, 08:56 PM
Boblets opens his acoustic set with Forever in Blue Jeans, then rushes quickly off stage to change for a rousing Margaritaville.
September 10th, 2011, 10:16 PM
tutm invariably gets anxious and then opens his first set with a double fault.
September 11th, 2011, 03:13 AM
That would be a Bossa Nova version of Otish Rush's "It's My Own Fault" followed by an Alt Country rendition of Blind Willie Johnson's "Nobody's Fault But Mine".
<no lie> Apologies in advance. <no lie>
Mike on the other hand lives on a fault line and sleeps with a net. He thinks pro tennis is a racket and wants to know why they haven't the balls to go back to the good ole days and play for love. He is deuced if he can find any advantage in the current set-up but is game to match wits with anyone who has a contrary opinion and leave the decision to an independent umpire.
Mike says "I seed right through that last feller's arguments but had to let it pass. He gave me a backhanded compliment and it serves him right if next time he is in a bar his doubles are mixed."
September 11th, 2011, 04:15 AM
Tennis was not Chezie's first choice for composing his narrative of puns. He wanted to base it on his favorite sport, but kept going into uncontrollable fits of giggling whenever he tried to make a pun of the word "Shuttlecock".
September 11th, 2011, 06:58 AM
Walnut once tried to make it in the rural sector when he bought a number of tin sheds and filled them with chooks with a plan to raise little chicks into big chooks and sell them to urban grocery chains. It was a great plan except for the decision to buy only one rooster with which to produce the progeny. The poor thing died of over shuttle before a fertilised egg was laid.
September 11th, 2011, 09:40 AM
With only a shoestring, a bottle cap and a copy of "People" magazine Boblets can survive indefinitely in the wild.
September 11th, 2011, 11:06 AM
Soon to begin his new reality show "Urban Survival on a shoestring", JS is busy studying the Boy Scout Survival manual and learning knots.
September 11th, 2011, 12:25 PM
After chez's pun extravaganza in post 19164, tutm carefully avoided anything that even remotely resembled a pun, even though there was plenty of opportunity with words like show, shoestring, manual and knots.
September 11th, 2011, 12:27 PM
T-Mike's manual shoestring knots are strictly for show. He's a velcro man!
September 11th, 2011, 12:43 PM
E believes that in life it is better to be a Teflon man than a Velcro man.
September 11th, 2011, 12:47 PM
tgfmike yearns to vacation in an gloo
September 11th, 2011, 02:07 PM
donh yearns/pines alternately on odd/even days.
September 11th, 2011, 04:29 PM
Odd but Even describes Jack's two thumbs perfectly.
September 11th, 2011, 07:48 PM
The first time Chexz heard the phrase Odds Bodkins, he new he'd found a name for his imaginary friend.
September 11th, 2011, 08:11 PM
TUTM dismisses police/ambulance/fire sirens as "just a phase".
September 12th, 2011, 08:49 AM
rsg lines up in single file when alone.
September 12th, 2011, 10:03 AM
JackStraw has a Rosebud sled
September 12th, 2011, 10:24 AM
Hoodie has an original 1952 Radio Flyer sled.
September 12th, 2011, 10:41 AM
Doc Mike has an original 1952 dinette set, a 58 Philco TV, a 61 RCA portable record player with a 45RPM adapter and 6 Trini Lopez singles; including Lemon Tree.
September 12th, 2011, 11:44 AM
TUTM has restored a 1950's RCA 45 rpm record player, the one with the huge spindle that can only play 45 rpm records. I don't know why, since he only has the record Chanson D'amour, by Art & Dottie Todd on the Era label.
September 12th, 2011, 01:12 PM
Penny loves listening to Pop.
Or more correctly Pop Goes The Weasel on her red Close n' Play record player!
September 12th, 2011, 05:09 PM
Every night when Githead comes home he has to clean up all the rice and treacle spilt by his twin sons, Monkey and Weasel.
September 12th, 2011, 05:12 PM
Speaking of Pop Goes The Weasel, here's a pic of chez's totally mint 1947 Jack In The Box:
September 12th, 2011, 05:21 PM
<no lie> Hey Mike. That looks like my costume in 1968 when I rode the Penny-farthing bicycle in the circus and crashed into the lion cage. <no lie>
Mike restyled his jack in the box after watching Pulp Fiction. Sadly there was no market for his toy based on the cellar dweller.
September 12th, 2011, 05:31 PM
Doc Mike prefers Little Miss Muffit over Pop Goes the Weasel. He likes the way you can segue from Miss Muffit right in to Itsy Bitsy Spider.
Chez likes to ride his bike and sing Itsy Bitsy Spider before hitting the cage. It builds nicely before the sudden change in tempo.
September 12th, 2011, 05:52 PM
tutm can never decide between Captain Kangaroo and Mr Green Jeans, although he has no problem choosing Grandfather Clock over Bunny Rabbit.
September 12th, 2011, 07:50 PM
On a whim tgfm counted the windings on his A string and discovered they were one short. He is seriously thinking of a lawsuit but can't remember if it is La Bella or Black Diamond.
September 12th, 2011, 08:40 PM
While tuning up both the Doc and Boblets will often exclaim "Plunk your magic twanger Froggy" in deference to Andy Devine's influence on their musical tastes.
September 12th, 2011, 11:14 PM
TUTM prefers to wind down before he tunes up. Three beers with whisky sides works a treat.
September 12th, 2011, 11:44 PM
chezdeluxe plays Bach Etudes using slide guitar, then cooks dinner for the homeless
September 13th, 2011, 07:49 AM
donh needs 10 mg.'s of Valium before he can make a selection from a Whitman Sampler.
September 13th, 2011, 08:21 AM
JackStraw is a devotee of the John Stamos' Guide to Cuddling
September 13th, 2011, 10:13 AM
Hoodie has a first edition of John Madden's Guide to Huddling.
September 13th, 2011, 02:00 PM
Mike is part of the some who actually do not like it hot.
September 13th, 2011, 02:06 PM
Because of constant indecision, DFL switched from individual hot and cold faucets to single control faucets. Now he can't decide whether to ease in from cold to hot or vice versa.
September 13th, 2011, 03:17 PM
When is comes to accupuncture, TUTM prefers "fast in and slow out" to "slow in and fast out".
September 13th, 2011, 04:15 PM
One of Esaaal's great pickup lines was "Hey Babe. Like some organic acupuncture?".
September 13th, 2011, 04:44 PM
chez's favorite pickup line is GMC.
http://instantrimshot.com/audio/rimshot.mp3 <- caution - this is loud
September 13th, 2011, 05:21 PM
T-Mike's El Camino has astroturf on the outside.
September 13th, 2011, 06:27 PM
Esaaal wraps his trashcans with astroturf so they "Blend in."
September 13th, 2011, 08:03 PM
JS drove into the trash cans behind Satriale's pork store and two heads rolled out.
September 13th, 2011, 08:36 PM
Penny was last seen chasing the Garbage men down the street, her hair wrapped in toilet paper, face covered with Ponds Cold Cream and screaming she was going to get her beauty sleep or there would be Hell to pay.
September 13th, 2011, 09:01 PM
Tum hopes and prays the Calgon will take him away. So far, nothin.
September 13th, 2011, 09:09 PM
Esaaal doesn't believe in ancient Chinese secrets
September 13th, 2011, 10:29 PM
djf has been known to lurk in supermarket aisles for hours on end, just waiting for the opportunity to reproach old ladies with a firmly spoken "Please don't squeeze the Charmin, Ma'am!"
September 14th, 2011, 03:46 AM
Walnut still plays in the local parks on the jungle gyms, earning him the title of Huntington beach's "lord or the rungs". Coincidentally he is also from New Zealand, and as such thinks people are directly referring to Tolkien.
September 14th, 2011, 06:34 AM
simonc has gained notoriety and some celebratory status as the only person in his neighbourhood capable of working in an iron lung.
September 14th, 2011, 07:41 AM
Boblets alter ego is Stelbob, Grand High Vizier of the Calgonian Confederation.
September 14th, 2011, 08:49 AM
JackStraw likes to post before me, sort of like an offensive guard.
September 14th, 2011, 09:03 AM
The Queen said to Hoodie "how dare you break wind before me" Hoodie said, "I didn't know it was your turn".
September 14th, 2011, 09:20 AM
^^^^^ Esaaal misses the whole point of this thread.
September 14th, 2011, 10:20 AM
Hoodie wears banned, ivory piano key ties
September 14th, 2011, 10:40 AM
E owns a horse ranch in Brisbane.
September 14th, 2011, 11:24 AM
Doc Mike is saving up for a Horse of a Different Color or a Parker Fly.
September 14th, 2011, 11:35 AM
telle is a closet Parker fly fan...
September 14th, 2011, 11:45 AM
Martin was the inspiration for the song and the expression "Pretty Fly For A White Guy"
September 14th, 2011, 02:24 PM
Walmaart was the inspiration for the song "Put The Lime In The Coconut".
September 14th, 2011, 02:49 PM
Unfortunately JS's song "Put the Feet in the Cement Block" was less inspiring and only had regional appeal.
September 14th, 2011, 02:55 PM
Wild Cherry's hit "Play That Funk Music" inspired TUTM to play it right.
September 14th, 2011, 05:17 PM
Esaaal is a very talented Liberace impersonator.
He's available for birthday parties and Bar Mitzvahs.
September 14th, 2011, 06:47 PM
TG doing his very best Richard Simmons
September 14th, 2011, 06:54 PM
chez has this running in an endless loop on his 52-inch flatscreen:
September 14th, 2011, 06:55 PM
chez spends his spare time building stairways for sky pilots.
September 14th, 2011, 10:06 PM
Boblets got carpal tunnel in his mojo hand.
September 14th, 2011, 10:28 PM
Esaaal and Boblets were so mesmerized by Richard Simmons they failed to notice Andy Williams pass them on the way to Branson or to see Doc Mike Hitchiking or waving his autograph book; which is only lacking The Hudson brothers to complete all the HeHaw cast members. Chez fresh off the Gold Coast surfing contest sponsored by Richard Simmons is only mildly interested.
September 15th, 2011, 01:47 AM
tutm gave chez that Andy Williams clip from his near-mint VHS I'd Rather Be Rich tape.
September 15th, 2011, 02:24 AM
To this day, "Doc" Mike is still seething with jealousy over tutm's impressive vintage VHS tape collection and kicking himself in the ass over his decision back in the 70's to go with Betamax.
September 15th, 2011, 02:59 AM
I'm sorry guys and gals. I'm a little under the weather after watching Sandra Dee snuggle with Andy Williams.
Walnut's collection of corset stays ruined many a budding relationship.
September 15th, 2011, 09:02 AM
chez just realised that all of the liars on this thread play the guitar. Coincidence?
September 15th, 2011, 10:43 AM
JS played a guitar in his third-grade class's production of Musical Instruments On Parade. Although he desperately wanted to portray a Tele, the teacher put him in a costume that looked disturbingly similar to an LP. JS was supposed to step forward and say, "I'm an electric guitar. Pluck my strings and I make music." Instead he hung back and mumbled, "I wanted to be a Tele."
September 15th, 2011, 12:02 PM
Mike's post fails to mention that he himself was part of that same third-grade production. Unlike JS however, Mike was relegated to the non-speaking background role of "Bass Timpani Number Three".
September 15th, 2011, 01:17 PM
Walnut didn't fall very far from the tree.
September 15th, 2011, 01:34 PM
Under her German made frocks, Penny wears Fruedian slips.
September 15th, 2011, 02:39 PM
Esaaal is well aware that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
September 15th, 2011, 03:47 PM
JackStraw just found out that his Coke bottle glasses are really Pepsi bottle glasses.
September 15th, 2011, 03:49 PM
E has a longneck bottle that won't let go of his hand.
September 15th, 2011, 04:49 PM
One of Mike's worst insults is to call someone a "Redneck Rubberneck".
He saves it for incidents in the shopping mall carpark.
September 15th, 2011, 04:50 PM
Chez provides the narration for all the Outback Steakhouse commercials.
September 15th, 2011, 04:54 PM
It is Esaaal's voice we hear over the opening credits of "Judge Judy".
September 15th, 2011, 05:08 PM
Chezdeluxe's grandmother has a marsupial pouch.
September 15th, 2011, 05:11 PM
GaryM is frequently at loggerheads.
September 15th, 2011, 05:28 PM
Esaaal is frequently at loggertails.
September 15th, 2011, 05:41 PM
Frontier9 is frequently at the lager.
September 15th, 2011, 06:16 PM
chez has been watching that Andy Williams vid for so long that Sandra Dee is beginning to look like Angie Dickinson.
September 15th, 2011, 07:55 PM
Doc Mike, having missed the page turn yet again, has decided to just ignore it till it goes away.
September 15th, 2011, 09:11 PM
JackStraw has been waiting months to use his new phrase capodastro de frock to describe his custom Bill Nash headstock.
September 15th, 2011, 09:30 PM
Penny is this year's keynote speaker at the Beverly DeAngelo film fest.