Make up a lie about the poster above you!

PC makes a lovely date slice with coconut icing.

Chez calls Boblets "home slice".

PC used a recurrent time-slice to produce yet another phantom page turn.

Mike has lost traction and is in a phantom page wheel spin. Someone please flag signal the pit marshall.

Chez cut the corners off his reissue Vox Phantom and added a Fender neck and now it's hunky dory. He's still looking for a GuitOrgan, however.

Penny is an organ donor. So far she's donated two Wurlitzers and a Hammond B3.

Esaal has come to clean the pool

Pool water is Hoodies favorite summer drink. Hes especially fond of kiddie pool water for its complex and robust flavor.

Complex and Robust is the name of GH and Hoodie's new Everly Brothers tribute duo. GH is Complex and Hoodie is Robust. "Complex and Robust is a powerful combination, best enjoyed in small doses", according to the Oahu Weekly.

For nearly 30 years, the members of the early 80's supergroup "Esaaal, Hoodie, GitHead, & Mike" have lived with the embarrassment and humiliation of the colossal failure of their eponymous debut album. The recording and execution of the project were so substandard, in fact, that the group and their record are to this day derisively referred to within the Industry as "Click, Pop, Wow, & Flutter".

Just this morning Walnut decided he would call his debut album Snap Krackle and Pops and the title song would be The Milk Went Bad After She Left Me.

Tuttum and Walnut are a mime duo covering Buck Owens songs with Walnut singing the Don Rich harmony parts. All of their shows are completely silent, even when the audience starts singing along.

In an honest attempt to protect audiences from his aging visage, Mike has decided all his future performances will be in the style of Balinese Shadow Puppets.

Chez does an amazing shadow puppet impression of Joe Satriani shredding. He calls it art, everyone else calls it air guitar.

Tutm's excellent use of capers won him the blue ribbon at this year's Harris County Rabbit Cookoff and Pilaf Extravaganza.

Tutm's inside knowledge of E's love of capers won tutm the blue ribbon at this year's Harris County Rabbit Cookoff and Pilaf Extravaganza, where Esaaal was a judge.

Mike has been asked to step down as a judge in the dressage event at this year's Culver Pony Club Gymkhana.

Rumours are flying that it relates to Mike's description of the way a contestant filled out her jodpurs as being "like two wombats wrestling in a potato sack".

chez always dons his jodhpurs when going out to the letterbox to check the mail, something to do with the Pony Express and his earlier years.

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds" is oft repeated by Boblets when he and the dog go out to the mail box.

When Esaaal lets the dog go out to do his business Esaaal joins him figuring it's only fair. He also refuses to sit on the funiture, eats from a bowl on the floor and occasionally begs for table scraps. What he doesn't realize is his dog thinks hes stupid.

GoaHead is constantly submitting videos of himself to Animal Planet.

JackStraw knows who put the "Ram" in the "Ramalamadingdong", but he's not divulging the info for the rest of us.

djf actually put the "lam" in "Ramalamadingdong". Since "lam" is in the middle of "Ramalamadingdong", it was much more difficult to put in than the "Ram".

For years Doc put hyphens in Rama-lama-ding-dong and could never cover the song, because he was just three hyphens late.

TUTM was a late bloomer but is now best in the neighborhood riding the big wheel.

GitHead can frequently be spotted tooling around North Ridgeville on one of those 19th century bicycles with the big wheel up front and tiny wheel at the rear, resplendent in his bloomers and sporting an impeccably waxed handlebar mustache.

Walnut has a huge collection of 19th century Wals.

Doc Mike is Culver Cities' Pecan Dandy, all smiles and Gluten free.

tutm has a serious case of GAS for the new black Agile AS-1000 12 string and frequents the Rondo site after reading every third thread on this forum.

The frequency of Boblet's gas is directly proportional to his beer intake. He is currently at A=443Hz.

Chez wins today's TDPRI "Secret Woid" contest by his use of the word "wombat". His prize is a Jeff Beck signature guitar pick*.

* Jeff doesn't use picks

PC wins today's prize for the use of the phrase "Secret Word" - a Charlie Watts signature mandolin pick.

By piggybacking n my post, Dr Mike has won a tonsorial makeover by Gerald Weber, including Kendrick brand Jheri Curl and a cut and set.

PC will only use Weber carburettors because they keep her ahead of the pack.

Boblets tried to register a seven pound palmetto bug disguised as a yorkshire terrier with the AKC.

JS is currently interviewing new acts for his 3 ring flea circus. Only experienced artists need apply.

tutm is a flea artist himself. His most recent canvas, Three Fleas On A Rottweiler At Sunset received a blue ribbon in the Arthropod category at this year's Houston Art and Barbecue Festival and Cookoff.


By piggybacking n my post, Dr Mike has won a tonsorial makeover by Gerald Weber, including Kendrick brand Jheri Curl and a cut and set.
Awesome. Thank you. My parents are so proud.

Mike tried to substitute talcum powder for confectioner's sugar on the cupcakes he made for PC's soiree. Results were not good, as he was unaware of talc's anti caking properties.

DJF is always a hit when he sprinkles Talc in his hair and does his Moses Parting the Sea cannonball at family reunions.

TUTM stuck with a centre parting until 1967 when he had it all cut off in boot camp.

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Chez slices his roast beef with a rotary microtome. He says his sandwiches are "scientifically delicious".

PC saved one fourth of NH residents by lashing 45 teles together as a life raft. You go PC!

<no lie> I can't get the site to load the last page so I don't know who to lie about. Also: the site is not giving me any way to delete this post <no lie>

Now that Irene has passed, M.T. has commandeered Penny's Teleraft and challenged JackStraw to a Rockin' Raft Regatta. The winner gets a nice dinner prepared by Penny. The loser gets to tip a couple of pints with Boblets and then compose an entire song using only his flatulence tones.

Walnut has finally encountered the Phantom Page phenom of this thread. He will be absent for a week while he attends the Lingonberry Festival in Solvang, with his clog dancing team.

Penny has just realized that tomorrow is the first day of Spring in Australia. She plans to start an endless summer lifestyle by globetrotting for the next year. Surfing is not on her agenda however.She is going down the freedom road on a 1933 Indian Scout.

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At this very moment chez is shaking the moth ball dust from his lake placid blue safari suit in preparation for the first of spring.

<no lie> the first of spring is our wedding anniversary, 38 years tomorrow with my best friend in life <no lie>

<no lie> the first of spring is our wedding anniversary, 38 years tomorrow with my best friend in life <no lie>
Congrats!

Tomorrow will also find Boblets celebrating the 22nd anniversary of his victory in the Brisbane Blues and Chili All-Stars Competition. His winning entry was Chili With Onions, a 12-bar blues in Am.

Doc Mike just celebrated his 38th. All 37 ex-wives will be gathering at Baloney Creek to celebrate their combined alimony checks of $736.38. He figures altogether their probably worth the price of a good used Am Std. a month.

tutm rounded up numbers 24, 25 and 26 of my exes. He calls 'em the Culver Girls and is doing a pretty good business having them sing Carter Family covers in what pass for honky-tonks now days in Houston. The best part is when #24 does her impersonation of June Carter telling her "That date you set me up with didn't go so well" joke to Porter Wagoner.

Mike can't pass a honky-tonk without sneezing and hiccupping. He is then forced to enter and take his only known remedy for the condition. Beer and Buck Owens on the jukebox.

Two years ago chez caused a now infamous scene at stop 17 of the 23rd Annual Bud and Buck Bakersfield Bars Bus Bash and Barbecue. Stop 17, Riley's, had not a single Buck Owens tune in the jukebox. chez, having already consumed a Budweiser in each of the previous 16 stops, cried, "I traveled 5500 km and paid $5200 AU to be taken to a bar with no Buck?! This is a terrible place, lonesome, morbid and drear!" and pushed the offending jukebox to the floor. The bar owner was quite understanding and didn't press charges and the tour organizers paid for the jukebox. chez still remembers the incident every year and mutters "A bar with no Buck- lonesome, morbid and drear ..." before slipping out to the Brewhouse to listen to some Slim Dusty while putting down a couple pints of Bollocks Extra Special Bitter.

^^^^^

(no lie) There's an outline for an accademy award winning movie if ever I saw one. Get it to the Coen brothers pronto Mike. Cheers Gerry (no lie)

Mike is currently working on a one man show due to open at the Culver Theatre in the Round next month. Titled "The lights coming over the hill are blinding me" it tells the tale of a young Slim Dusty and his rise to international stardom and critical acclaim. Keith and Nicole are Mike's financial backers.

chez once took a movie idea to the Coen brothers that involved a pub with no beer, lights on a hill, a sidekick named Duncan, a trip to Yarrawonga, the road to Gundagai, Gidgee coal, Snowy River, Queensland and a drovers cook. The Coens turned him down, saying there was no market for a film set in Canada.

Doc Mike and Jackie Chan are teaming up in a Kung Fu spoof entitled The Kung Fu Master and the Old White Guy in Bakersfield . Mike isn't sure which part he is going to play, but he is definitinly doing the lead on the title track Kick the truck tires, but Don't kick me.

TUTM was winner of the eBay Motors auction of the Jackie Chan signature Mitsuhbishi Lancer Evolution.

PennyCentury will be starring as a sidekick in 'Kung Fu Panda 3 - Blood on the Barbie'

don often gets himself, Dinsdale and Duncan confused, which is a little odd, since the only thing the three of them have in common is the D at the beginning of their names and don's isn't even capitalized.

tgfm was a don in an earlier life, until he went crooked.

Boblets plays authentic "brisbane river delta" blues.

"si monc si mondo" is an Italian expression that literally means "it is (an) incomplete world" Perthians like simon often use this expression when they find the local pub has only bottled beer.

Doc is still trying to find out if Perthians were part of Greek Mythology and when Austrialia left the Mediterranean.

tutm dated a maenad in high school and has the scars to prove it.

JS is hoping that his idea for a new reality show called Housewives of Sparta invade Jersery Shores will make it.

TUTM is well acquainted with the song of the Sirens. .....And the flashing blue lights,and the Miranda warning,and the general grumpiness of the desk sergeant.

Chez has become the "special guest" of the Brisbane police department so frequently that the hardwood bench in the drunk tank bears the permanent indentation of his bum.

While Wal's avatar bears some resemblance to a WWII North American P-51 aircraft, it is actually a highly modified silver-sparkle Telecaster with patent-pending Spinning Light Headstock and custom variable-pitch and adjustable-yaw tailpiece. Wal is still working on adding a roll function so he can finally achieve those low-altitude Immelmans.

Doc Mike last did a low level Immelman and a Shondell at the ice rink trying to impress his wife with a double axle.

tutm's cover of Troy Shondell's one-hit wonder, This Time, always kills during open-mic Tuesdays at Shay McElroy's.

tgfmike actually plays two teles at once!

To stay in sync with his love of guitars and Howard Hughes donh will only fly in solid spruce aeroplanes named Goose.

Boblets named his children Alder and Maple. The kids were not amused.

Mike numbered his Teles starting at 2. That way there is no jealousy about being "Number One".

He claims he got the idea from Lee Trevino who was Mike's partner at a pro-am at Palm Springs last year. When Lee looked at Mike's club selection on the 4th tee he said "Put that one iron away Mike . Even God can't play a number one.".

chez is known on the local links as " One Club Deluxe" for using a putter on every shot.

JS is known as Clubber Jack on the NJ circuit for his way with the ladies.

Putter content - RSG says what happens at the beer hole, stays at the beer hole.

tutm only knows one golfing joke and he can't use it here since it involves Jesus and Moses and a water hazard. He likes it so much though that he IMs it to me the third Tuesday of every month.

Doc Mike thinks about that joke every time he parts his hair for 30's night at the senior's center.

I am so new to this forum that telleutelleme tried to block me from posting here, "Hey kid, no newbies allowed here. Go hang out in the Welcome Wagon and build up some chops!"

But my kung fu was stronger than his, and you can see I prevailed.

Tutm got a ticket to ride, but he didn't care.

Boson on the other hand, cares a little too much.

djf hoping to encourage other new members has invited MrBoson to partner with him in the Rythmic Gymnastics Thread.

Mr Boston is a bot programmed by the Brookings Institution, posting here to see if the others here can detect artificial intelligence.

TUTM was only trying to reinforce the requirement here that posters acctially be able to hold and play a physical guitar. Nice try, mister binary bits!

Telleutelleme absentmindedly blew his nose into the napkin upon which Penny had sketched out the details of a communications protocol discussed during a clandestine meeting held at a seedy Washington night club, where a young Al Gore worked as a male stripper not averse to dumpster diving.

As a result, years later during a CNN interview, Gore was able to take credit himself for inventing the internet. Beaten to the punch, our two protagonists washed out of hi-tech politics, and instead invented street drumming.

Penny is clearly suffering from a severe case of Binary Bit Envy.

MrBoson is a subhuman subatomic particle who came to us from the subtropics on a submarine.

Wal's friends call him Mr Alliteration. This upsets Wal, since he is always careful to throw his trash in the nearest waste receptacle.

<no lie>OMG. Now I've forgotten how to spell receptacle. I had to refer to Google.</no lie>

Doc is now busy digging through his old spelling tests and practicing spelling scales.

<no lie> Off to "Hippiefest" to see Dave Mason tonight</no lie>

tutm is just being silly. I know perfectly well how to spell scales. Sheesh.

tutm's contribution to '30s night at the senior center is to bring his complete Gene Austin collection.

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Yes tutm how could you be so unkind when we all know that tgfm cleans all the scales of his tele before putting it back in its case.

Mike calls it 30s night because he arrives at 6.30 and is all washed up at 7.30.

Boblets on the other hand is a Suzuki Bandit riding wild one and goes to the 60/40 dance at the South Brisbane Blind Institute Hall every Saturday night. He always buys a Chiko roll at the Windmill Cafe on his way home at 11pm.

The good people of Brisbane tremble with fear every Saturday night at the sight and sound of Boblets thundering through the streets on his Bandit, then stare bemused at the sight of chezie following behind on his Rascal Scooter, frantically waving his eucalyptus wood walking stick and yelling at Boblets to slow the hell down.

Walnut likes cruising down Pacific Coast Highway in his Radio Flyer "No. 4 Liberty Coaster"

Hoodie's avatar pic shows him preparing to post to this thread. The sportscoat and champagne and especially the shades get him in just the right frame of mind for some good old-fashioned lying.

Doc spent all day at the Hobby Lobby Shop attempting to get his mind in the right Frame. The he went home and watched Cool Hand Luke twice.

Big Bill Broonzy is tutm's nom de musique.

Mike translates "Pommes de terre noisette" as "Loud potatoes".

Chez collects foreign toys. Today he is in search for a Monsieur Tête a Pomme, the French edition of Mister Potato Head, the rare variation with a sweet potato as Charles deGaulle.

Although Mr. Potato Head toys are designed to be creatively constructed, taken apart, and re-constructed over and over, Penny applies Super Glue to each part before construction.

Why?..because she's creating works of art to illustrate permanence by using materials designed for transience.

The Guggenheim has offered space for a special exhibition of her works.

PC has a portrait of Charles deGaulle hanging on her dining room wall, though she can't quite work out why since the guillotine was good enough for everyone else.

Makes her parrots jealous too.

rag always thought sycophants were antisocial elephants.

Boglets always thought dinosaurs were pedalled wood cutters.

rsg dresses as a woodcutter whenever he goes to grandmother's house for a visit.It's expected and he doesn't want to disappoint.

Jack Straw knows when to hold 'em, but is still trying to work out exactly when to fold 'em. As for knowing when to walk away or when to run, actions speak louder than words.

DJF knows when to fold them. The Missus specifically states, that towels and sheets will be folded first. Socks are to be rolled, not tied.

TUTM always insists to his wife that if there is any tying to be done it will be with silk stockings.

chez recently made a silk purse from a sow's ear.

JackStraw always doffs his hat when ladies walk by

Hoodie has only three posts to go to get a royal flush of fours.

Boblets is a mathematical genius...

Hoodie pm'd the mods to see if they would remove the #9 from his post count and restore the fourth 4.

JS tried to play Hoddie's 4449 post backwards and it didn't say anything different.

Telleutelleme now has the lyric "In the year 4565..." stuck in mis mind.

DS24 has "I'm a little teapot" playing in his mind.

While waiting in queues he frequently performs the actions for handle,spout and tip me over pour me out; all to a song only he can hear.

chez has a fixation on "I'm a little teapot" and has used it in 74 of his 891 post to this thread.

One of Mike's secret weapons in his pedalboard arsenal is his Acme Teapot Whistle Pedal.

Jim P uses a trained seal to "nose switch" his pedals during a song.

Esaaal knows how a noise annoys an oyster, which is why he eats silently.

Boblets likes to walk along the Clem Jones Promenade, twirling an umbrella over his shoulder whilst singing, "I'll buy you one more frozen orange juice, on this fantastic day."

Every day, Hoodie stands on the front porch and sings "Oh what a beautiful morning" and then spends the rest of the day telling kids to get off his lawn.

TUTM is a lot happier since hiring 50 members of the Houston travelling community to tarmac his entire front garden.

"Forlorn no more", he muses to himself, "ta very much lads!"

RSG was Gary Coleman's stunt double on season four of Diff'rent Strokes. He lost his SAG card during a snowmobile trip in '87 with Richard Greico, however, and has been shunned by Hollywood ever since.

Long a fan of Edgar Bergen, DJ spends half his time talking out of the side of his mouth.

The other half of his time he does impersonations of Mr Ed.

Chez is what Willis was talkin 'bout.

<no lie> esaaal is the daily winner of the inner webs <no lie>

DJF hides lies better than anyone. The other ones aren't quite as good. But then maybe he's just testing the old dogs like Chez and Esaaal.

tutm goes around saying "tell you what!" "I'll tell you what!" "You tell me!" "That's what's what!!"

Boblets goes around saying "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain."

JackStraw has funyun-breath

JJ's great grandfather on his mother's side is the true story behind chapter 2 of Tom Rachman's novel, The Imperfectionists - "World's Oldest Liar Dies At 126"

TGF is the charter member of the southern California banana slug licking club.

mrb moved to Brookings because he thought he would be near the Brookings Insitute.

Mike is always given the placebo in his work with the Pond's Institute.

When asked if he has a smarter brother, Chez quickly replies, "No but I have a sister who has one".

^^^^^^^^
Fail TUTM . That is true.:lol::lol::lol:

TUTM is in a quandary. Should he play "Sisters are doin' it for themselves" on his Tele and "He aint heavy.He's my brother" on his Strat or vice-versa? And just what sex are those Kirn twins anyway?

<no lie> The Texas Kirn Sisters are hotter than Doublemint Twins </no lie>

Chez thought he was in a quandry but it turned out to be push to exit instead of pull.

Tutm walked in through the out door out door

djf is so in he's become a gravitational singularity.

As a teenager Mike was part of the Shindig studio audience 17 weeks in a row. That's Mike at far left at 2:42

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Chez's Uncle Butch "Shorty" Deluxe is playing the Trumpet on that song. Shorty had a brief career with Stax records as part of the Stroll Brothers session band. Chez didn't pick up the Trumpet but he did inherit an amazing record collection.

TUTM's one man band "the hairy palms" had their biggest hit with "it'll make you go blind".

simonc always happens to be at the bakery when Hank Marvin calls in for his cream buns and keeps on pestering Hank to show him how to play Shindig.

Boblets fears armadillos

You can't teach an old donh new tricks.

An electric collar may be the only way to keep Hoodie from digging in the neighbors flower garden.

TUTM really wanted to tell a lie about Hoodie burying his bone but a sense of decorum combined with a general reluctance to offend delicate Australian sensibilities prevented such a post.

Delicate Australian Sensibilities is the name of chez's new Dexy's Midnight Runners cover band.

tgfm always washes his delicates in creosote to save having to iron them.

Boblets always wanted to be a lumberjack

Two winters carrying firewood into the house and donh is now buying Pendelton shirts and ordering Flapjacks. However his dog refuses to answer to Babe.

One winter's night, TUTM took a chance on a Pendleton blanket.

I think it was a four-pelter

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For Pelter is PC's charity for the relief of left-handed tele players playing right-handed teles, in memoriam to Donald P Pelter of the 80s punk band, Sea Salt Dogs.

Mike is teaching his manatee the finer points of contract bridge.

Hoodie has a Tapeworm that likes Chinese food.

Esaaal recently discovered after imbibing a certain Chinese-made illegal substance to "Feed His Head", his head was hungry again just an hour later.

Some folks believe that the greatest novel is Hermann Melville's "Moby Dick". Others, Leo Tolstoy's "War and Peace".

For Walnut nothing tops Eric Carle's "The Very Hungry Caterpillar".

chez highlighted memorable passages in his well worn copy of "Valley Of The Dolls".

JackStraw's autobiography begins "It was the coolest of times, it was the crappiest of times".

Esaaal just finished Ernest Hemingway's The Old Man and The Sea. When done all he could say was "I thought there would be some women in it or at least a big whale".

tutm named his cat Scollops.

T-Mike named his Camry "Pequod".

Esaaal's favourite tipple is Ouzo. He says it keeps the whales away.

Donh is studying up to be a Cabin Boy. While in training, he only answers to Pip.

TUTM has named his sailboat "Venus"

chez yearns at the mere sight of a young lady in blue jeans in his never ending quest to find his Venus.

Boblets opens his acoustic set with Forever in Blue Jeans, then rushes quickly off stage to change for a rousing Margaritaville.

tutm invariably gets anxious and then opens his first set with a double fault.

^^^^^^

That would be a Bossa Nova version of Otish Rush's "It's My Own Fault" followed by an Alt Country rendition of Blind Willie Johnson's "Nobody's Fault But Mine".

<no lie> Apologies in advance. <no lie>

Mike on the other hand lives on a fault line and sleeps with a net. He thinks pro tennis is a racket and wants to know why they haven't the balls to go back to the good ole days and play for love. He is deuced if he can find any advantage in the current set-up but is game to match wits with anyone who has a contrary opinion and leave the decision to an independent umpire.

Mike says "I seed right through that last feller's arguments but had to let it pass. He gave me a backhanded compliment and it serves him right if next time he is in a bar his doubles are mixed."

Tennis was not Chezie's first choice for composing his narrative of puns. He wanted to base it on his favorite sport, but kept going into uncontrollable fits of giggling whenever he tried to make a pun of the word "Shuttlecock".

Walnut once tried to make it in the rural sector when he bought a number of tin sheds and filled them with chooks with a plan to raise little chicks into big chooks and sell them to urban grocery chains. It was a great plan except for the decision to buy only one rooster with which to produce the progeny. The poor thing died of over shuttle before a fertilised egg was laid.

With only a shoestring, a bottle cap and a copy of "People" magazine Boblets can survive indefinitely in the wild.

Soon to begin his new reality show "Urban Survival on a shoestring", JS is busy studying the Boy Scout Survival manual and learning knots.

After chez's pun extravaganza in post 19164, tutm carefully avoided anything that even remotely resembled a pun, even though there was plenty of opportunity with words like show, shoestring, manual and knots.

T-Mike's manual shoestring knots are strictly for show. He's a velcro man!

E believes that in life it is better to be a Teflon man than a Velcro man.

tgfmike yearns to vacation in an gloo

donh yearns/pines alternately on odd/even days.

Odd but Even describes Jack's two thumbs perfectly.

The first time Chexz heard the phrase Odds Bodkins, he new he'd found a name for his imaginary friend.

TUTM dismisses police/ambulance/fire sirens as "just a phase".

rsg lines up in single file when alone.

JackStraw has a Rosebud sled

Hoodie has an original 1952 Radio Flyer sled.

Doc Mike has an original 1952 dinette set, a 58 Philco TV, a 61 RCA portable record player with a 45RPM adapter and 6 Trini Lopez singles; including Lemon Tree.

TUTM has restored a 1950's RCA 45 rpm record player, the one with the huge spindle that can only play 45 rpm records. I don't know why, since he only has the record Chanson D'amour, by Art & Dottie Todd on the Era label.

Penny loves listening to Pop.

Or more correctly Pop Goes The Weasel on her red Close n' Play record player!

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Every night when Githead comes home he has to clean up all the rice and treacle spilt by his twin sons, Monkey and Weasel.

Speaking of Pop Goes The Weasel, here's a pic of chez's totally mint 1947 Jack In The Box:
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<no lie> Hey Mike. That looks like my costume in 1968 when I rode the Penny-farthing bicycle in the circus and crashed into the lion cage. <no lie>

Mike restyled his jack in the box after watching Pulp Fiction. Sadly there was no market for his toy based on the cellar dweller.

Doc Mike prefers Little Miss Muffit over Pop Goes the Weasel. He likes the way you can segue from Miss Muffit right in to Itsy Bitsy Spider.

Chez likes to ride his bike and sing Itsy Bitsy Spider before hitting the cage. It builds nicely before the sudden change in tempo.

tutm can never decide between Captain Kangaroo and Mr Green Jeans, although he has no problem choosing Grandfather Clock over Bunny Rabbit.

On a whim tgfm counted the windings on his A string and discovered they were one short. He is seriously thinking of a lawsuit but can't remember if it is La Bella or Black Diamond.

While tuning up both the Doc and Boblets will often exclaim "Plunk your magic twanger Froggy" in deference to Andy Devine's influence on their musical tastes.

TUTM prefers to wind down before he tunes up. Three beers with whisky sides works a treat.

chezdeluxe plays Bach Etudes using slide guitar, then cooks dinner for the homeless

donh needs 10 mg.'s of Valium before he can make a selection from a Whitman Sampler.

JackStraw is a devotee of the John Stamos' Guide to Cuddling

Hoodie has a first edition of John Madden's Guide to Huddling.

Mike is part of the some who actually do not like it hot.

Because of constant indecision, DFL switched from individual hot and cold faucets to single control faucets. Now he can't decide whether to ease in from cold to hot or vice versa.

When is comes to accupuncture, TUTM prefers "fast in and slow out" to "slow in and fast out".

One of Esaaal's great pickup lines was "Hey Babe. Like some organic acupuncture?".

chez's favorite pickup line is GMC.

http://instantrimshot.com/audio/rimshot.mp3 <- caution - this is loud

T-Mike's El Camino has astroturf on the outside.

Esaaal wraps his trashcans with astroturf so they "Blend in."

JS drove into the trash cans behind Satriale's pork store and two heads rolled out.

Penny was last seen chasing the Garbage men down the street, her hair wrapped in toilet paper, face covered with Ponds Cold Cream and screaming she was going to get her beauty sleep or there would be Hell to pay.

Tum hopes and prays the Calgon will take him away. So far, nothin.

Esaaal doesn't believe in ancient Chinese secrets

djf has been known to lurk in supermarket aisles for hours on end, just waiting for the opportunity to reproach old ladies with a firmly spoken "Please don't squeeze the Charmin, Ma'am!"

Walnut still plays in the local parks on the jungle gyms, earning him the title of Huntington beach's "lord or the rungs". Coincidentally he is also from New Zealand, and as such thinks people are directly referring to Tolkien.

simonc has gained notoriety and some celebratory status as the only person in his neighbourhood capable of working in an iron lung.

Boblets alter ego is Stelbob, Grand High Vizier of the Calgonian Confederation.

JackStraw likes to post before me, sort of like an offensive guard.

The Queen said to Hoodie "how dare you break wind before me" Hoodie said, "I didn't know it was your turn".

^^^^^ Esaaal misses the whole point of this thread.

Hoodie wears banned, ivory piano key ties

E owns a horse ranch in Brisbane.

Doc Mike is saving up for a Horse of a Different Color or a Parker Fly.

telle is a closet Parker fly fan...

Martin was the inspiration for the song and the expression "Pretty Fly For A White Guy"

Walmaart was the inspiration for the song "Put The Lime In The Coconut".

Unfortunately JS's song "Put the Feet in the Cement Block" was less inspiring and only had regional appeal.

Wild Cherry's hit "Play That Funk Music" inspired TUTM to play it right.

Esaaal is a very talented Liberace impersonator.

He's available for birthday parties and Bar Mitzvahs.

TG doing his very best Richard Simmons

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chez has this running in an endless loop on his 52-inch flatscreen:
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chez spends his spare time building stairways for sky pilots.

Boblets got carpal tunnel in his mojo hand.

Esaaal and Boblets were so mesmerized by Richard Simmons they failed to notice Andy Williams pass them on the way to Branson or to see Doc Mike Hitchiking or waving his autograph book; which is only lacking The Hudson brothers to complete all the HeHaw cast members. Chez fresh off the Gold Coast surfing contest sponsored by Richard Simmons is only mildly interested.

tutm gave chez that Andy Williams clip from his near-mint VHS I'd Rather Be Rich tape.

To this day, "Doc" Mike is still seething with jealousy over tutm's impressive vintage VHS tape collection and kicking himself in the ass over his decision back in the 70's to go with Betamax.

I'm sorry guys and gals. I'm a little under the weather after watching Sandra Dee snuggle with Andy Williams.

Walnut's collection of corset stays ruined many a budding relationship.

chez just realised that all of the liars on this thread play the guitar. Coincidence?

JS played a guitar in his third-grade class's production of Musical Instruments On Parade. Although he desperately wanted to portray a Tele, the teacher put him in a costume that looked disturbingly similar to an LP. JS was supposed to step forward and say, "I'm an electric guitar. Pluck my strings and I make music." Instead he hung back and mumbled, "I wanted to be a Tele."

Mike's post fails to mention that he himself was part of that same third-grade production. Unlike JS however, Mike was relegated to the non-speaking background role of "Bass Timpani Number Three".

Walnut didn't fall very far from the tree.

Under her German made frocks, Penny wears Fruedian slips.

Esaaal is well aware that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

JackStraw just found out that his Coke bottle glasses are really Pepsi bottle glasses.

E has a longneck bottle that won't let go of his hand.

One of Mike's worst insults is to call someone a "Redneck Rubberneck".

He saves it for incidents in the shopping mall carpark.

Chez provides the narration for all the Outback Steakhouse commercials.

It is Esaaal's voice we hear over the opening credits of "Judge Judy".

Chezdeluxe's grandmother has a marsupial pouch.

GaryM is frequently at loggerheads.

Esaaal is frequently at loggertails.

Frontier9 is frequently at the lager.

chez has been watching that Andy Williams vid for so long that Sandra Dee is beginning to look like Angie Dickinson.

Doc Mike, having missed the page turn yet again, has decided to just ignore it till it goes away.

JackStraw has been waiting months to use his new phrase capodastro de frock to describe his custom Bill Nash headstock.

Penny is this year's keynote speaker at the Beverly DeAngelo film fest.