Make up a lie about the poster above you!

HoodieMcFoodie is writing a book about tic-tac-toe

donh located his toes recently with the help of a shoe salesperson but is still searching online for the location and function of his tic and tac.

Jack Straw continues his relentless search for his lost wallet of tic tacs and hash that he was mysteriuosly separated from while camping over weekend and mildly experimenting during a show of grateful dead cover band. He intends to post a reward for good karma in thrifty nickels and craigslist throughout CO and the west...

tele hog has bacon back ribs on a dinner plate and loves bacon grease to lube autos.

When asked at the ER the reason for his accidental poisoning, Doggie replied the label said universal grease so he took that to mean it could be used as a condiment.

JS wondered why his potatos were so chewy when he bought some condiments at a gas station.

"It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one who plays the most notes." - Darwinish

The Darwin-like quote in Telleu's signature has recently been disproven², ironically enough by Yngwei Malmsteen's scholarly younger brother Bruce.

Bruce Malmsteen proved that the number of notes played on an instrument is inversely proportional to the number of females listening; therefore, the player is less likely to attract a mate and perpetuate the species.

As a consequence, Telleu still plays Yngwei riffs note for note, but slows them down to 20 bpm.
__________________________________________________ ____________

² Bruce Malmsteen, The Art of Species Reproduction: One Slow Note at a Time (Houston: Putney, 2011) 152-9.

Scattergun is moving on from lies and damned lies to statistics.

In an attempt to confuse unsuspecting TDPRI liars he intends to substitute mean for median.

chez likes to quote the range of a set of numbers.

tgfmike thinks irrational numbers should be sedated

donh is the acronym for Department of No Homeland.

Dog Ma Cats is starting to show signs of 'lie fatigue' after a few too many visits to this thread.

Boblets has stopped telling lies to concentrate on stocking his ice cream stand outside Eagle Farm Racecourse.

The Winter Racing Carnival continues this weekend at Eagle Farm and Boblets has come up with a new flavour for unlucky punters, Bitter Salty Tears.

Boblets thinks it will be the taste to capture a new generation;especially as it will be served as a double scoop on his homebaked sourdough cone.

chez is always trying to steal my recipes to sell on the black market.

Boblets sells real estate on the black market. His signs placed by the curb read, "Move Along, Nothing To See Here.".

JackStraw oscillates while he vascillates.

HoodieMcFoodie wove his tie from Ronald McDonald's hair

Donh is trying to sell black matter on the black market. His real problem is trying to find any.

GH is still trying to convince people there's a dark side of the moon.

T-Mike refused to go to the beach this weekend. He couldn't find any clean black socks to wear under his sandals.

ESaaal's family crest features a railway level crossing with rampant STOP signs and the motto below "I refuse to yield".
The clan is not known for longevity.

Chez is saving his best porkies for Swee_Tone's return to this thread.

Now that the ice is off Winnepesaukee, Penny's crawfish diving business can resume.

Penny and Esaaal have nailed this duet for The Liars' Cotillion in the Big Easy next month.

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chez taught two of PC's cats to play fiddle backing to one of her cockatiel's vocals on Faded Love. It is even more moving than the Bob Wills version.

<no lie>Caught by the page turn. Edited just in time.</no lie>

T-Mike has been invited to Dylan's 70th Birthday bash. Mike is going as Joan Baez and bought a Martin OM especially for this event!

PennyCentury still uses her 8-track player to learn new songs

donh couldn't play bar chords until a bee stung him on his elbow.

Now he can dodge empty Bud bottles with the best of 'em.

Red is still looking for donations to finish his latest "What If" studio album. His latest proposal is a what if set of songs comprised of . "What If Jimi Hendrix covered,Peter,Paul and Mary. C'mon people Give until it hurts.

eyerish invented the potato-chip pizza

donh runs a Taco truck and makes combination tortilla chips/guitar picks.

Penny does a midnight trip to Niagra Falls to bring contraband Buffalo chips to New England. The NH State Police refer to her as "Red The Runner"

chezdeluxe manages a gerbil farm

donh is located in the Ten Oaks area of AL.

Dogma's GPS device uses the voice of Pee Wee Herman.

Esaaal determines his location based on the map at the King Of Prussia mall with the little arrow that says "You are here."

JS has the same map as Esaaal and has been standing outside American Eagle Outfitters for the past 3 years, afraid that if he moves he won't know where he is.

Tmike is amazed at how the little map arrows always seem to know exactly where he is.

Here's a screen shot of GH running his new Personal Location System app on his iPhone:
http://youarehere.fogplex.org/arrow/arrow-trans128x128.png

TMike marks his territory. Thats why there are so many brown spots in his lawn.

GH, upon realizing that a buggy iPhone app has caused a Warthog to lock on:

http://dancethewayifeel.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/shocked-face1.jpg

When racing Sulkys, RSG needs a Garmin to keep from making a wrong turn.

Esaaal needs blinkers to stop the tears.

Redstringuitar is in 2 nd grade

Davib checks his Rolex often so he won't be late for recess.

Esaaal has a gold-plated Rolex; he removed the "made in China" sticker.

PC demands that all her china be made in China.

tgfm has replaced all the family fine china with porcelain replicas.

Boblets has taken up glasblowing as a hobby. Try as he might he can't get the whiskers right on the miniature manatees.

chezdeluxe has been working for years to get 'chopsticks' down on the bassoon.
"next week" he keeps thinking . . . .

donh stands in line to post before me on this post almost every day.

DMD is ever so slightly dogmatic about standing in line at the local bakery on odd days of the week when french pastries are on sale.

Boblets' favorite word is "sausage"

as in:
I never sausage a lovely tele!
She went on a tour of the Tea Isles. Afterward, she reported "It was wonnerful having sausage tour Tea isle" (belch)
I wanna go to the desert 'cause I never sausage before.
what a brat!

donh leads a Lawrence Welk tribute band. Sometimes the bubble machine goes haywire.

PennyCentury collects the date wheels from pocket watches

Donh remembers his first date's wheels.

It was her dad's Edsel.

Chez has a second career fixing the wheels on shopping carts.

Esaaal's platinum AAA coverage covers shopping carts. Whenever he has a problem help is only a phone call away.

JS needs a grocery cart with sturdy wheels because TV dinners are heavy.

Esaaal still has his Lady and the Tramp TV tray.

The phrase "where are the good TV trays"? is frequently heard at Mike's house prior to guests arriving.

Esaaal is the stuff painters put paint on before they transfer it to canvas.

Just yesterday Dogma took down his Christmas lights.

Every Christmas esaaal waits patiently by the fireplace with a baseball bat ready to take that old man and his whole freaking bag of toys. By morning every year he wonders how Santa could have known.

GitHead once invited a man with no shoes to remain seated.

reg once invited a man with no seat to remain standing.

JS wants to be left-handed like SJ

redstringuitar has always wanted to own his own Tilt-a-Whirl

donh was the female lead understudy in his highschool production of Carousel. His figure and beardline were a bit iffy but ,boy,those high notes.

none of Chez's Tee Shirts have sleeves but they all have lapels.

Esaaal still wears a Carnation in his lapel in memory of his Junior Prom.

telleutelleme likes to feed on the pigeons in the park

donh has left many apartments from the bedroom window when the husband arrives home unexpectedly -- he knows they won't believe he was only playing their guitar...

Penny is speaking from personal experience. Her best friend told her this.

garyt got a fright the other day when he looked in the mirror and saw his avatar looking back at him.

Expecting a big weekend, Boblet's has already applied two coats of Simonize.

Esaaal is an extech from the planet hazardously. Which is part of the feetplaster galaxy.

DD's band's equipment has continued to grow, making it difficult to get to their gigs. DD solved the problem with the flatbed version of the Mercedes Unimog. Here's a pic on the way to their most recent gig:
http://www.truck1.eu/img/Truck_Tipper_Mercedes_Benz_UNIMOG_U_400_4X4_EURO_3-ful-1292_4858093441735.jpg

TGFM plays all his gigs at home.

"Mike doesn't go to the mountain" he says.
"The mountain comes to Mike"

chez is having trouble finding a home improvement contractor that specializes in wattle and daub.

Coincidentally, JS's new Irish roots acoustic band is called Wattle and Daub. JS is Daub.

tgfmike is the scriptwriter for the Jerry Springer Show

donh always opts for Jerry Springer after market shock absorbers but for the life of me I can't remember why.

Boblets got a lump of coal for Christmas.

bblts also can't remember why he opted for a springer and aftermarket shocks on his current ride....(ride hidden by request... )....:lol: yeah, i'm still alive......
oops sorry as hell.......fade in.......

LAZee is from the show me state, and has rolled his own since he got an 8th grade edumacation.

Dogma sits at his kitchen table and pours himself bowl after bowl of Lucky Charms with episodes of "General Hospital" recorded on his DVR playing in the background.

At the same time, he reads Wiki biographies of Ted Bundy, Jack the Ripper, David Berkowitz, et al.

He's a serial cereal eating/serial watching/serial killer aficionado.

"Roll Another One...... just like the other one....",DD thinks his high school motto should be shouted thru the halls of musicdom.com. so he can apply.......

S Man....he had a collection of GH on Beta....unfortunately, it is on loan to the Smithsonian.....

LA Zee's last fortune cookie read," You are smarter than you think. Your love of aluminum foil might cause problems later. Sleeping with one eye open will improve your concentration.Your wallet is empty so it is advised you quietly leave before the waiter comes back."

JackStraw uses a Tacoma Papoose to play the cello parts

donh thinks a cello is a side order that goes well with pizza.

Batty has ordered the latest Pablo Casals Roadworn Signature Model. The Yo-Yo Ma Closet Classic is out of stock and doesn't have the V neck Batty prefers.

chez is aware that "Batty Man" is a homophobic insult where I come from, and was overjoyed to be so deliberately offensive to refer to me as "Batty" in his last post... ;)

Batman subscribes to Streetslang Monthly just so he can keep up.

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Chez is under the impression that being from 'Down Under' is somehow superior to being from 'The Other Side Of The Tracks'

yb tells anyone who will listen he prefers the dark side of the moon to the illuminated side.

Whenever JS sees a red door he must have it painted black - and he wants the sun blotted out of the sky.

<no lie> this is what happens when one listens to old Rolling Stones songs on the radio <no lie.

Boblets is not really feeling ill, but there's a little yellow pill...

Yellowbeard is wondering why he didn't take the blue pill.....

Stc did take the blue pill - he just doesn't remember.

:sad:TGFMick attended Woodstock, and he wouldn't share the brown acid with me.

TGFMIKE remembers,back in the day we used to... wait, what was that again?

Mellowyellow is a sunshine superman..

After 30 years and hundreds of hours on the Internet ChzDlx finally found out what a Hurdy Gurdy Man was. "Man that was a waste of time was all he could say"

tutm promoted a bantam weight fight featuring Mr. Bojangles vs. the Hurdy Gurdy Man in the seventies. The Hurdy Gurdy Man had a tremendous right hook from turning that crank for years but it was no match for Mr. Bojangles light footwork.

Jackstraw is tele-afflicted with les paul-itis. he gets treatment at the MIM plant in Costa Rica.

DD has decided that in order to make geography easier for the next generation, he will combine similar countries. He's started by combining Mexico and Costa Rica and will next add Canada to the U.S. He is looking at Southern Europe for some other possibilities.

TUTM has a great navigation system. "Always keep the sun on your right and you can't go wrong".

Chez, means keep the sun on your left,,,,since he lives down under. And a plastic jesus on the dashboard is his main navigator anyway.

Yellowbeard runs a highly regarded Terrapin Rescue Centre in uptown Minneapolis

telepath took the high road and found a low road in all directions.

DOGMA once took the low road back in the late 60s and permanently ended up in Sheboygan. He considers his venture a success, for his mastery of bratwurst linkage and toiletry repair and design has earned him the local reputation as the "Dunn dis & Dunn dat handyman of da year" in Sheboygan County.

Jim Pridx likes to spend his spare time packing out telephone booths with his mates. He insists on being the last one in, so he can recite his catchcry, "there's always room for one more" in his best Bullwinkle J. Moose voice.

Following his attempt to swallow 50 Goldfish and 50 hardboiled eggs in a hour, Hoodie no longer eats fish, eggs or Roe.

when crossing a river, TUTM always debates row vs. wade

Esaaal is the acronym for English Suppliers And African Analysis League.

If you connect all the dots (moles) on DOGMA's back you'll get a reasonable likeness of the Mona Lisa.

In his younger years Esaaal was Penn State Fair mole whacking champ three times in a row. When he tried out the fourth time he was busted in a random corndog loading test and disqualified from all future competition. To this day he blames the sixth corndog which he says "Tasted funny".

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Kq65azP9iIk/TSEYW6rNB2I/AAAAAAAAJtw/llhb-dnY0lM/s1600/whack-a-mole.jpg

Chez' favorite band of all time is Gerry and the pacemakers.

simonc has calculated the cost for WMF bail out for 2025.

DD sits in a boat in his yard with half a Clorox bottle waiting for the rain. He wants to practice his bailing technique.

Esaaal would never remember this, but in his younger days he could keep an FJ Holden running across the Nullabor with two strands of bailing wire and a pair of pliers. http://www.travography.com/nullarbor/

Boblets does not remember his younger days.

The Carney's always lose big when trying to guess Doc Mike's age. Not surprisingly, his stuffed animal collection has grown to epic proportions.

Tutm's plushie collection has a full size Chewbaca in it.

Esaaal is neither a 'bacca chewer nor a snuff sneezer. What was good enough for Kojak is good enough for Esaaal.

http://retrovision.tv/wp-content/uploads/kojak.jpg

ChzDlx does a remarkable cover of Lolly Pop Lolly Pop in Falsetto. Then he rests before doing We Like Bread and Butter.

Rumor has it that TUTM just custom-ordered a pair of sunburst sister ukuleles for his Tiny Tim tribute act. He can even sing "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" in his natural voice.....no falsetto.

jim pridx has tree feet with capri pants and four toes on to of them.

DogMatron does not own or even know how to use a computer. His posts are created by intense concentration and single minded purpose.

Jack was the worlds preeminent player of guitar by telekinesis. Until that horrible day,when he had the accident. With the shot of Old Grandad and a leaky ink pen. Poor Jack

Eyerish wrote the lyrics to The Ventures' hits.

Penny was Marcel Marceau's dialogue coach.

some call the chez deluxe and bolt force mango with Blegian ale barley whine.

Dog ma cats is never dogmatic about philosophical dogma.

Boblets Karma ran over his Dogma

Esaaal's first task as greenskeeper for the Merion Country Club was to fill in the annoying holes he kept finding on the greens, eighteen in all. Next on his list is to get grass to grow on the sandy areas scattered around the course.

JS's trick shots using a pool cue always aggrivates the green's keepers because of the divots he leaves when he scratches.

TUTM gave up bowling for golf. He says the balls are lighter and the shoes don't look as funny.

SPUD gave up golf for cotillions.

Several auto makers contacted tgmike to sell their cars. This resulted in.....

As a quest speaker of the NATIONAL LEAGUE OF JUNIOR COTILLIONS, Doc Mike ocassionally will tell his audience "Never place your hands in your shorts while in public". Though not in the regular etiquette curriculum, he feels it is well worth mentioning before beginning the dance part of his lecture.

Telleutelleme was playing his Telecaster for the Jackson County Square Dancing Coalition meet-and-greet nursing home festival when he had too much to drink and belted out a magical chicken pickin' solo while the octogenarians sat in amazement contemplating cotillions of square dance festivals of yore.

52's Butterscotch melted in the hot, hot sun.

Little fluffy ducklings and kittens can melt Esaaal's cold,cold heart.

http://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/www-xml-blueberry-comments/2002Mar/att-0172/002_Kitten_And_Duckling_.jpg

Tony Bennet singing Cold Cold Heart was ChzDlx's introduction to cross-over music. Since then only Kid Rock has met his criteria as a cross-over artist although he thought Molly Cyrus had possibilities.

TUTM was the road manager for Molly Hatchett. The drummer at the time was Billy Ray Cyrus, the father of Molly Cyrus. TUTM named the band after her because she used to chase his kids around with a hatchet yelling "here chick chick chick chick".

When Spudcaster is chagrined, he slaps his forehead and exclaims, "oh spud!"

PennyCentury was a Millennialist at a time when neither centuries nor millennia drew nigh upon the yearning of her template whilst Masonic imagery wielding cyclopseian pyramidal green ink eluded short lines ingrained in her sweaty palms of guitarrific wizardry.

52B meant every word of that.

The avitar gary telecastor uses is a portrait of his late father.

DOGMA Dunn lives in sin.

Boblets has taken a job as Arnie Schwarzenegger's body double.

Chez sent a birthday card to Arnie's love child.

When E orders his lunch sandwich from his favorite local deli he asks the counter help for a thorough dissertation on the differences between salami and pastrami before placing his order for salami.

JackStraw makes hay while the sun shines.

Hoodie took a trip to the south side of Chicago looking for Bad Bad Leroy Brown but instead, he found some guy named Slim who promptly beat the tar out of him.

This is E's backyard tar kiln, which he built so he can help out those unfortunate enough to have the tar beaten out of them:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d9/Tj%C3%A4rdal_092.jpg

tgfmike was tarred and feathered by the Redcoats while walking home from helping a bunch of drunk rabble-rousers steal a shipment of the King's tea and dump it in the harbor.

52B is seeking supporters for the USA Restoration of the Monarchy Movement.

While walking through Burslem in a red and white striped shirt, Chez was set upon by a gang of Valiant Sagger Maker's Bottom Knockers shouting "Up the Vale, down the lardie boys".

rsg gets the collywobbles whenever he eats a da periwinkles.

RSG is determined to name a son Josiah Wedgwood Noritake.

Boblets' podiatrist has forbidden him to wear winkle-pickers.

Ample time has three fingers with chez' bottom line for surf board wax.

DOGMA was a bugle tootin' scalawag from Dixie who always wore his clodhoppers to the county cotillions where the well heeled carpetbaggers puffed upon stylized pipes with penchant for pollywogs.

52BS ate the cherry out of the fat mans gut on the well deck of an LHD....... NORTH of the EQUATORIAL BUOY LINE.......

At the sixth question, five question folded up and cried like a little girl. Hey Question Mark, the Mysterians called and wanted their 96 tears back.

When he really needs to chuck a potato, Yukon Golds are prefered over Redskins by Spudcaster.

When E needs to chuck a potato, he puts in his Delta Industrial 46-455 12-1/2-Inch 5-Speed Midi Lathe and turns out another lovely candlestick.

I just can't make up anymore lies about TGFM. I'm married to his third ex-wife and I'm the godfather to his eleven kids. See you on Fathers Day buddy, I'll bring the potato salad and the Thunderbird.

Spudcaster's potato salad delivery service "SpudSaladGuy.com" is failing because the mayo spoils in the sun, in the back of his T-Bird convertible every time. SC branched out into coleslaw with similar results.

He's currently looking into a BMW convertible to see if that will help reduce spoilage.

E knows all about spoilage with those potato candlesticks. He uses butylated hydroxyanisole (BHA) as his preservative of choice, which he finds far superior to butylated hydroxytoluene (BHT).



I'm married to his third ex-wife
Was that Doreen or Agnes?

During his days as a chemical engineer TGFM built a stairway to e-coli.

"F-coli" is what Tutm says to e-coli.

TUTM has a double helix staircase leading from his living room to the basement, where he has conducted his mutant mushroom experiments over the past 30 years.

Esaaal has developed an immunity to salmonella but it hasn't been easy. He has 6 toilets spread throughout his 5 room house.

chez keeps hoping someone will post something unacceptable so he can finally use that Report link.

Ear wax is formed by potato wax and tgfmike disputes this supposition of Christian Science.

DD spreads unfounded rumors regularly about the potato industry. Everyone knows he has major investments in sugar beets.

TGFM, I'm married to Doreen. Agnes was your sixth wife.:shock:

Spudcaster traded his Affinity Tele for a Stargazy pie and a bottle of Spitfire Ale.

PC's only visits TDPRI as displacement activity to avoid speaking while consuming her favourite confectionery, giant "jawbreaker" gobstoppers.

<no lie>The good old phantom page is back.</no lie>

rsg has been the grand champion three years straight in the All-Wales Proust Recitation Whilst Consuming A Gobstopper National Championship. His performance is awesome and a little frightening.



TGFM, I'm married to Doreen. Agnes was your sixth wife.
You're a lucky man. Doreen is a sweetheart.

tgfm performs whenever the milk bottle is empty.

TGFMike is in heavy training for his participation in the Culver Bloomsday Celebration on June 16. A long time fan of James Joyce, Mike will be reading his SoCal version of Ulysses at the local library. His book is titled "Dorothy" and follows a day on the MGM lot in 1940 during the shooting of the Wizard of Oz.

Mike has taken all his characters dialogue from posts in the liars thread using the following parallels.

Dorothy... TGFM
Toto ... Chez (I get no lines at all)
Uncle Henry... Boblets
Aunty Em... Jim Pridx
Tinman... TUTM
Scarecrow... Esaaal
Lion... Redstringguitar
Wicked Witch of West ... SimonC (he is from West Australia)
Glinda the Good Witch... Hoodie
Wizard... Penny Century
Munchkins... The assembled other liars all shrunk to half size
Sam Goldwyn will be a composite...... Eyerish and Spudcaster

The Ambassador from the Republic of Ireland is expected to attend Mike's reading...to make a formal protest.

< important instructions > TGFMike advises that any liar dissatisfied with their assigned character should please address their concerns and complaints to WTF Casting Inc. Poste Restante Emerald City Kansas USA < important instructions >

When chez awoke from his feverish TDPRI dream, he realized he was a Lollipop Kid in an Oz-like fantasy world.

Sorry Scatman. I know you have the Glinda costume. And yes you do look fabulous.

The weather channel has chezdeluxe for therapy in 150 nations of the group of 8

DOGMA tells his wife that his constant Tele buying is retail therapy necessary for attitude adjustment. Now she is asking for a doctor's note. His recent response is "i'll show you my doctor's note when you show me yours about buying so many shoes!"

PC hasn't worn shoes since the early 80's. It sure does help with her traveling firewalking act.

SPUDBASTER has ruined many a barbecue with his impromtu firewalking after one too many Lucky Lagers. Usually one of the nieces or nephews can be heard shouting " Mooom, Uncle Spuddys walking on the food again!"

Jack Straw, for the next BBQ could you do better than your usual dumpster dive behind White Castle.

Spud's plans for a food channel show on horrible dives, diners and dumpster snacks was thought to be too extreme even for cable.

TUTM verified his above statement by running the idea by Cable himself.

As you can see by the reaction, he wasn't wrong:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTicI0uTphfcCELPM4HMkEQLVQJxU1Eu T5h3PFQMFTQi9N3usBW

rsg hooked up this cable to his Bush TV22 in 1999 and he still can't get ITV4.
http://www.paintballnetting.com/images/steel-cable.jpg

TGFM thought if he hooked up his Monster cable to his TV set, he might actually get Monster Truck Races.

telleutelleme is still hoping for those acid flashbacks

donh has stocked up on vegemite because he heard there was a black market for half size jars.

Boblets got a stiff neck after trying the UK version of vegemite, mightymite.

RSG has a collection of Stiff Records, because "there ain't half been some clever b@stards".

Penny has saved every floppy vinyl Guitar Player lesson recording because they make such lovely place mats for dinner parties.

Boblets is not lying

fenderpeet's bagphone get's him plenty of sympathy lattes at the local starbucks.

Esaaal was originally cast for the lead role in Ferris Beullers' Day Off, but he came down with a heavy cold and couldn't get out of bed that day.

HoodieMcFoodie was a redshirt on the original Star Trek series

dondi's favorite guitar strap is made of dyed pink tribble hides.

Three unidentified males jackstrawd a moving truck on the 406 this afternoon. Witness say they went east on the 406 and blocked traffic for several hours. Police still have no suspects.

DD is done.

TGFM thinks the movie "Liar Liar" is a documentary. Also thinks Dogma is part of Brooks and Dunn.

Spudsy keeps searching for his entry in Burkes Peerage under the title "His most excellent supremeness Lord Giscard PommeLancer third duc of L'Oiseaublanc with no apparent success as of yet.

Jack's connection to the nobility was discovered during his recent family history research.

Apparently he comes from a long line of footmen,which is strange because Jack is most definitely a T&A man.

Each year, on the anniversary of joining this forum, Chez recieves a single red rose from an annonymous sender.

Esaal's rose garden gets ever so slightly smaller each year.

TUTM's roses are a hybridized variety of his own. Which sport funny little bumps on the swirly colored petals and smell strangely like frying fish,"with butter and garlic" he often notes.

eyerish dunks his Oreos in Chablis

HoodieMcFoodie was a redshirt on the original Star Trek series

Donh knows this because he was a witness when our away party beamed down to earth. I was critically wounded by one of your kind and left for dead. But a kind earthling called Dixie McCall came across me and took pity on me and nursed me back to health.

Donh just stood there and did nothing...

Hoodie's nurse is Ms. Annie Wilkes. She calls him, "Mr. Man!" and he calls her "Leave me alone you crazy witch!"

Here's a snap of their last meeting where Ms Wilkes prepares Hoodie for a shave.

Stop trying to put everything onto me. We all know this is a photo of you and Ms. Wilkes. She's saying, "Oh Esaaal, you're awake. Good. I have a little game I want to play."

"Oh Esaaal, you're awake. Good. I have a little game I want to play."

My ankle has never been the same!

The last game that Hoodie played was "Operation" and he removed my wrenched ankle.

Esaaal has complained to numerous consumer groups about the fact that he hasn't grown an inch despite replacing his bed with a stretcher last year.

RSG invented the automatically-refilling beer can for Boddington's. Carlsberg is suing for infringement. Chez is suing on general principle.

Penny has a new mantra to live by. "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck would chuck wood?"

HoodieMcFoodie's stage name for his Alt-Punk band is Chuck A. Woodie.

jp set me up for yet another phantom page trick. I do not find this annoying. No, not at all. Not a bit. No.

Mike has the only tigers in all of Culver City.
http://i.bnet.com/blogs/phantom.jpg

Chez is very jealous of the phantom's cool purple tights and striped speedos. You can hear him growling every time he sees this picture.

Like the Phantom, eyerish also wears his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Esaaal believes he'd have been a better Phantom than Billy Zane, and who could argue with that.

HMcF believes he'd be a better Billy Zane than Billy Zane, which seems entirely likely.

tgfmike knows what time it is.

DD only knows what time it is when the ****** hits the fan.

Jim P's tricorder is water resistant up to 30 fathoms.

Esaaal threw his sink into the river.

It did.

RSG can walk on water......but he can't chew gum at the same time.

chez doesn't know how to spell cheese

Direwolf is now in litigation with John Fogerty. Claims his Dad wrote "Born on the Bayou" and used to sing him to sleep at night with it as a lullaby.

SPUDCASTER sports the best-fed moustache in Idaho and travels in his own private B-52.

RSG wrote "Love Shack" for the B-52's.

spudcaster is slow, spud had 27 days to bake beans. Spud slow cooked at 4 degrees for 15 days and let simmer at 2 degrees for 10 more days.

DOGMATic eats his baked beans one at a time with a toothpick and thanks each bean personally for the sacrifice it is about to make.

Jack is all beans talk and no beans action.

Jack is all beans talk and no beans action.


<no lie>:lol:</no lie>

Chez has bean symptoms, much to the chagrin of the other boudoir occupant.

redstringuitar wants a butterfly tattoo on his kneecap

Don Jose has tan lines that finish 1 inch either side of his kneecaps. It's from wearing lederhosen all year round.


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Deluxe makes electric heaters in PA. With hand tools.

DOGMA engages in heated arguments with his pocket warmer when its wick goes out.

Boblets traded all his Pez dispensers in for Bobble Head Dolls. In fact, the first Bobble Head he saw he thought it was a "fully automatic" Pez dispenser.

Esaaal cornered the market on Cabbage Patch Kids.

Jackstraw invented the Cabbage Patch dolls. His fist attempt didn't go over so well as he used real cabbage for the heads. Kids complained about the smell. When asked what he was thinking he replied " Look at Mr. Potato Head". After he found out Mr. Potato Head was plastic things started going in the right direction. JS donated the five tons of cabbage to the local soup kitchen.

Js stopped collecting Beanie Babies after he got the one named Guido.

TUTM dresses up as a coolie every California Statehood Day.