Make up a lie about the poster above you!

Chezdeluxe can simulate the sound of wind blowing via his nose hair.

jim pridx can hear the ocean inside his own skull.

TeleBrew talks to the trees, that's why they put him away.

Whenever nature calls, Boblets communes for what his family says "seems like hours".

# 13245: TUTM knows all 96 verses of There's a Hole In My Bucket And I Can't Buy No Beer

PC wrote all 96 verses of There's a Hole In My Bucket and I Can't Buy No Beer.

Road King lived all 96 verses of There's a Hole In My Bucket and I Can't Buy No Beer.

tutm is 96.

tgfm, who will answer to the name Henry if caught off guard, has the bucket repair contract for Culver City Municipal Council.

Boblets has a bucket named Henry he bought in Culver City. He uses it to carry a tune.

eyerish's bucket list #2 was: "Sing.. sing a song, sing out loud, sing out strong"..etc.

..so he did; belting out a heart-felt version of the Carpenters' "Rainy Days and Mondays" in the middle of the Sonoran Desert..

..when he started singing the bridge: "Funny, but it seems I always wind up here with you", he was whisked away and never heard from again.

catamaran thinks it's a small world after all.

JackStraw got a job as a carpenter and showed up at the jobsite dressed like this......
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I'll let you guess if he was wearing pink or blue.

IOWA stands for Independen Owners of White Americans.

Doggie stands for "Truth, justice, and the American way", works for a large metropolitan newspaper and has an aversion to green rocks.

JackStraw invented coleslaw.

Coleslaw when mixed with Telebrew ferments at an amazing rate; however it is illegal in most states.

tutm plays the atenteben .

Dr. T pities the fool and makes iced tea from antebellum Spanish Moss.

I used Jackstraw for syphoning Milk Shakes and now Mike Hunt smells of wisky.

Daffy Duck was told that a tourniquet would cure his Tourette's.

chez works on his elocution by repeating the phrase "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain" with a mouthful of NYC Port Authority tokens. His diction is flawless but his tongue is green and he suffers from constant intestinal distress.

JS grows bonsai trees 80 feet tall!

Esaaal crochets his or her own hats.

ilee wanted to work the word "crochet" into his first post on the TDPRI but it took three years to for the right thread to come along.

JackStraw really hates it when people play with their words.

If TeleBrew finds himself at a loss for words, he will often pull out his pocket dictionary and randomly pick a starter word. He figures the odds of getting a good one are better than the lottery.

tutm plays the bansuri.

T-Mike's flugelhorn has a clogged spit-valve.

Esaaal, is that a pocket trumpet, or are you happy to see me?

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Esaaal, is that a pocket trumpet, or are you happy to see me?

Esaaal is very happy to see Penny, but Penny isn't quite so sure about how happy she is to see Esaaal.

Penny has the worlds largest collection of "Young man with a horn" photos.

JP's investments in cheese futures have blown out in the market .

chez plays second base.

Tgfmike once went into Guitar Center and broke every Telecaster in stock with a baseball bat. I'll never forgive him for that.

G.O.P bought a gross of left handed baseball bats at auction because he was told they would be a secure investment.

Boblets used his Catholic school upbringing to help teach left-handed guitar players. He soundly smacks them on the knuckles with a LP neck if they try to play left handed. He tells them they will thank him later.

To meet the needs of the modern Nun of today, Tutm is developing an aerodynamic ruler with a carbon fiber truss rod.

The very mention of a penguin sets Esaaal's therapy back 6 months.

Chezdeluxe is his real name.

TLL had a dog and BINGO was it's name-o

Esaaal's breath smells faintly of strong Belgian cheese with earthy farmhouse ale undertones

Hollowman's hair smells like a manatee washed in an incoming tide.

ChzDlx sifts through the incoming tide for collectibles and other Objects D'art as well as a quick snack or two.

telleutelleme; I told him, he told me, but not a word was spoken.

DOGMA has every season of Murphy Brown on DVD.

Late Comer is a huge Ellen fan.

TeleBrew inherited four 1500 gallon fuel tanks, used, soil encrusted and showing some scaling from the estate of John Denver.

JS is keen on the love child of Ozzy Osbourne and Amy Winehouse. She inherited her father's intelligence and her mother's looks.

Tgfmike once went into Guitar Center and broke every Telecaster in stock with a baseball bat. I'll never forgive him for that.

TUTM has mixed emotions upon hearing of this. Happy, because he has no love for Garbage Center; sad because it wasn't the ubiquitous shredder axes that were destroyed; and disppointed in Louisville's best -- which was probably made of imported, substandard wood.

PC was once given a tele knock-off made of imported, substandard woods. Instead of destroying the poor little thing, she steadily, carefully, lovingly replaced each part with genuine Fender parts until six months later there was nothing left of the original except the tone knob. Oddly, the reincarnated knock-off sounded great. Oddly, because, as we all know, tone is in the knob.

tgfm firmly believes he is the very model of a modern major general.

Boblets was offered the role of Jack Sparrow in the wildly successful "Pirates Of the Caribbean" movie series, but gave it up to Johnny Depp so that he could sing Gilbert and Sullivan songs unfettered.

in a different forum, Scatman is in the Lyres Club.

Esaal thinks oneself a traitor,playing a NON fender lyre as one does.

eyerish is just angry because his custom shop lute is taking too long to build.

esaaal is in NYC and has property extending into PA

Recognizing there was room for only one master of the Pan Flute; but wishing to stay true to his Celtic roots, Esaaal switched to Washboard and Bluegrass.

TUTM has just completed a Roberto-Venn three day course in washboard maintenance.

He says the action is now as smooth as butter,his whites are so much whiter and he is much more relaxed knowing that his delicates are safe.

TUTM doesn't know much about playing a Pan Flute but he sure can make a ruckus on a hollowed out steer horn!


Chez was disappointed again this year coming nearly last in the great Brisbane grub eating contest. It's really not a big deal. He plans on coming in first in next months Digeridoo competition.

GitHead has been thinking a lot about Arnold Schwarzenegger today. While he is not the latest mystery child, he remembers being around barbells when he was little so its natural to wonder.

In his younger days TUTM was talked into posing for a magazine "sans Tele". It's not something he enjoys talking about.

Road king is the decendent of trail Queen, who is a relative of tail queen.

Doggone Dong is grateful for all of his stringed instruments. His first guitar was a gift of the Wompanoag Tribe, by way of Chief GlowingValves. He had to turn in the Eagle feather decoration at the Park Ranger's bungalow, in order to keep the instrument.

PC has often played Father Brown to Dogma's Flambeau.

Dr Mike tried playing Father Brown but struggled to get his thumbs over the man's nostrils.

Chief Mike's cooking career was cut brutally short when he accidentally set Road King's hairpiece on fire while demonstrating a Bananas Flambe. The Doc was out of a job and RK was "Sans Toupee".

telleutelleme plays a four-pickup Framus!

donh was trying to throw everyone off the trail with his nom de plum. Unfortunately he wasn't clever enough and his fans have tracked him down.
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Much like Vanilla Ice, he's trying to put the past behind him.

RogerC's front lawn grows as high as an elephant's eye. The neighbors hate that.

TeleBrew has replaced the printed circuit board on his DRRI for a cursive circuit board. He says his tone is now flowing smoothly with graceful flourishes.

I once saw penny century playing a Tele shaped keytar. Would've been kinda cool, but then I noticed the keyboard tie...

bray was in the backup band for Terrence Trent D'arby

RogerC once went to the races with Little Susie, on Kentucky Derby day, where they placed bets.

Boblets like to sip mint juleps while watching potato sack races.

Boblets like to sip mint juleps while watching potato sack races.

Everytime Esaaal is sacked he eats potatos and with his temper you know his juleps are no where near mint. p.s. he eats lots of taters i hear

eyerish thinks the Van Allen radiation belt when worn with a crisp pair of chinos imparts super powers to the wearer and screams good taste.

JS recently scored a pair of 1978 Flares complete with cigarette ash holes and a picture Farah Facette in the back pocket. Platform shoes and he will have his complete prom outfit.

I told it to him now he tells it to me.

Because DD smokes and plays simultaneously he doesn't mind being surrounded by ash holes.

Esaaal spends what spare time he has modifying square pegs to fit in either round or triangular holes.

JS has never needed to put a cork back in a bottle.

Chez still does his hair in a Flock Of Seagulls waterfall.

PC has finally worn out her last copy of Jonathan Livingston Seagull (The one signed by Neil on the front and back cover).

TUTM turns his TV on it's side 'cause he likes watching people talk down to each other.

redstringuitar like to kayak in mudpuddles

donh stands for Department of New Houses. An orgaization of the Sovereigen citizens against any form of development in their communities. And where trailer parks have fountains.

DD's favourite exclamation is "well dawg ma cats, don't that just beat all!!", which comes from a youth misspent watching 50s TV shows.

DD's favourite exclamation is "well dawg ma cats, don't that just beat all!!", which comes from a youth misspent watching 50s TV shows.

Boblets is still pretty bummed about his latest failed business venture. He was quite certain that he would be Oz's premier Cat Whisperer and Walker. But those darn allergies and his unwillingness to compromise on the fuzzy elastic leashes shut him down.

With his new collar on, Eyerish stays safely on his own property, but when the power is off, he runs like hell!

Esaaal's new business venture in which he sells "people management" tools has raised the eyebrows of more than a few local law enforcement agencies.

RK actually teaches a course in People Management. The class meets behind the auditorium on Saturday nights following the Roller Derby Matches and discusses ingress and egress strategy.

Tutm got sick and tired of always being a blocker and asked the coach to be moved to jammer.

Tutm got sick and tired of always being a blocker and asked the coach to be moved to jammer.

Esaaal has always believed the key to success was to wear the magic helmet.

eyerish wears a flag pin of the USA.

DOGMA Dunn preaches about good grooming to a field of straw men

donh prefers a Poodle cut over a Schnauzer cut, but lately he's thinking seriously about an Australian Ridgeback makeover.

There are folks that doubt it but TUTM knows for a fact that the song "Magic Man" by Heart was written about him.

Road King feeds schnauzers to lawyers for fun!

donh raises schnauzers on road kill.

Boblets drinks his latte through a chocolate Tim Tam.

In private, PC likes to sport a pair of Ray-Ban Wayfarers and a Fedora while singing her rendition of the Blues Brother's rendition of "Rubber Biscuit".

ScatMan likes to get munted on Baileys Irish Cream at parties and sing La Bamba, off key and in a faux latino accent.

Hoodie is the unibomber with the preppy look.

DD bought the Unibomber's house as a vacation home and will take it back to Montana. He was tired of wasting $18/day at the Three Bears Motel in Lincoln (The other Sin City).

Tutm uses Pledge to wax the woodgrain on his Smart Car.

Esaaal pledges allegiance to a picture of Leo Fender every morning.

road King was the bouncer at Austin's Club Foot.

DGAD is always 33% short of a good tuning.

DGAD is always 33% short of a good tuning.

Boblets has always believed that "Marsupial" was the name of a 1930s French mime.

eyerish was never really licked by a spiny venutian toad.....actually it only nibbled his ear while he was sleeping.

According to theory, Road King takes offroad trips to the beach, riding his camel up and down the coast while playing Spanish Music.

Telescott Wylde dreams of winning at Winfield with his accordian

While other folks may be afraid of the dark, D'oh is afraid of the light.

Penny uses square curlers.

Esaaal uses hip curlers and roller skates on ice. He looks half-way between a shopping trolley and a hula girl.

Redstring guitar is a horse-stealing revisionist.

Vladimir, is the queen of Prussia

DOGMA Dunn is the subject of a Flying Burrito Brothers song. He was hoping it would make him money ...

DH's best subject was public speaking and he now spends his time speaking to elementary school kids on how to cross busy intersections.

Tel U tel me is doing taxes for those with tic disorders.

DOGMA's tinnitis sounds exactly like the Chamber Brothers "Time". A small piezo pickup was inserted into Doggies sinus cavity and what sounded exactly like a great live recording of the song was detected.

JS thinks feedback is sick.

rsg has matching motorcycles which he rides in tandem, like a chariot.

Boblets will not make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without his laminated checklist and purple passion grease pencil. he always says "If your P,B and J is not done right and to the proper order its darn well not worth eating". Its said however his food peculiarities are his only OCD traits worth mentioning.

Eyerish gives OxyClean demos at the local market and especially likes the challenge of a good PB&J stain.

TUTM used to have a dog called "Stains". Refer to the Red Peters tune to find out why he changed the dog's name to "Scooter".

The pennycentury plays 3 card monte by the penny. and doubles down with bottle caps.

DOGMA Dun bet on one horse to win and Bessie bet on another to show. The odds were in DOGMA's favor, you know he had 'em 5 to 1. That nag to win came around the track, sure enough she had won. Bessie, that is.

TeleBrew feeds crows in the park

The last time Donh sang "Take me to the river'' 87 villagers with flaming torches did as he requested.

Chez gave up the Angry Villager lifestyle and put his pitchfork back in the shed.

Esaaal was the original Gerber baby and has a lifetime supply of creamed spinach in his basement. He claims it compliments any meal and uses it regularly as a topping for his icecream sundaes.

Spudcaster likes nothing better than kicking back to the dulcet tones of Englebert Humperdick blasting out of his Radio Shack transistor radio.

Hoodie keeps a collection of pan drippings in little spice bottles on a nifty pine rack on his lazy Susan next to the turned fruitwood bowl of Splenda packets.

JackStraw once held his own parakeet for ransom. Demanding a pack of strings. Didn't care the brand only that in the pack was an extra high E. He stated most emphatically,were his demands not met. The bird would be denied its cuddlebone. Vicious brute that he is.

In the wilds of Arizona, Eyerish has started a dating service for horned toads.

Esaaal has taken up Carter-style flatpicking. Unfortunately he's copying Jimmy Carter.

When Dr.Tgfm tuned in to Scrubbs on a friends advice, he was expecting a sitcom starring the banjo master.

JackStraw thinks a waterfall is a type of hairstyle

donh constanly says dee de dee, and has rickets in the chimny.

Dondi says eed ed eed and keeps seven Chiclets wrapped in aluminum foil under his tongue.

JS destroyed 5 microwaves trying to finish off the last of his Jiffy Pop popcorn.

TUTM runs a chain of appliance stores and gives out a free case of Jiffy Pop with each microwave purchase.

Spud has had his chain yanked so many times the neighbours have taken to calling him "Giraffe Boy".

Cheze deluxe searches the sands of the Gold Coast for coral droppings and other matters.

Dogma plays this game extensively, when not posting in the tdpri liars thread.

simonc lies so much that his pants actually caught fire.

Esaaal has set a new record - 4291 days of posting nothing but lies at each of the 22 online forums he frequents.

Doc Mike is considering how to make his 60th birthday and 15,000th post coincide. He's studying breathing techniques at the moment to try and slow down aging.

Tell it to me is telling you.

Thinking it was an air freshener, Dawgma clipped a cuttlebone to the sun visor of his car. Not suprisingly ,it still smells like the two month old piece of tuna sandwich that is under the gym bag behind the passenger's seat.

<< no lie>> Thanks to Eyerish for the cuttlebone reference. <<no lie>>

JS has a "Baby on Board" sign on the sissy bar of his hog.

ChzDlx says he has the only known square "Baby on Board" sign. Given the lettering is at an angle some have considered challenging his claim.

TUTM has replaced the sissy bar of his motorcycle with the Muff of Machismo.

PennyCentury has a nickledecade for sale on CL.

When The Dogman sings Cole Porter's "Love For Sale" people comment that he'll probably starve to death.

CD has spent all of his life believing he lives in France.

Gary remembers fondly his time drinking with Bud Powell, just after he got out of the hospital in 1953.

Teletone is still in passionate protest,over the frisco business's disallowing him to bring in his seeing eye dolphin.

<no lie> I just found out my mom died so the laughs I get from this thread are very helpful....thanks people.<no lie>

<no lie> I just found out my mom died so the laughs I get from this thread are very helpful....thanks people.<no lie>


Let me say, from the rest of the liars fraternity that we are very sorry to hear of your loss. All our best to you and your family.

Let me say, from the rest of the liars fraternity that we are very sorry to hear of your loss. All our best to you and your family.

So very sorry to hear this Eyerish. As Esaaal said, our very best to you and your family.

<no lie>Let me add my condolences to you and your family eyerish.</no lie>

JackStraw has completely covered the inside of his house in yellow Post-it notes with a message that reads "Get more yellow Post-it notes"

HoodieMcFoodie used to repair mimeograph machines - he liked the smell

donh is currently living in the shadows of mount Pinatubo, with several dogs, which he will eat for supper.

<no Lie> eyerish - condolences and prayers on your loss <no lie\>

DD prefers cats to dogs. Even the mainland Chinese are aware of his preference for cats.

TUTM surfs the urban jungles of Houston for stray cats and even rats on occasion. Of course, we know the cats are incorporated into a special family recipe of chow mein delight, but he saves the rats and marinades them for an original secret recipe he refuses to reveal to anyone, not even to his own family. TUTM's closest friends like rib him a bit by calling him "Chef Chew."

<no lie> Sorry to hear about your loss, eyerish! My condolences!</no lie>

JP does a rather unique Rat Fondue. He says with the right cheese anything tastes great.

When TUTM's dinner guests ask for the recipe he always responds "Is not rat. Is hamster"

<no lie> Sincere sympathy on the loss of your mother Eyerish <no lie>

<no lie> Thanks all for the good thoughts I do appreciate it.<no lie>

Chez is still saving to someday build himself a lifesize Habitrail. He says "Why should those little rodents have all the fun?" Besides the wheel tuckers me something fierce.

<no lie>Sorry to hear of your sad loss, eyerish, my condolences to you and yours</no lie>

eyerish thinks Hong Kong is King's brother.

for years redstringer thought Les Paul was a French guitar. :)

Ringodingo was actually the name of a pet dog that RD bought in Austrailia. The dog claimed that he had worked with the Beatles in Germany.

garytelecastor has blue feet

Donh cured his habit of nail biting by wearing shoes.

Esaaal has 25 years worth of Oprah saved on a multitude of VHS tapes which he's going to convert to DVD and sell on the black market, as soon as he rewatched them all and edited out the commercials.

Hoodie works for Oprah and Martha Stewart on alternate days.

Jack Straw is going to propose to Oprah on her final show and recieve a new car.

Spudcaster is going to propose to Oprah on her final show and recieve scorn.

Esaaaal is going to propose to Gayle King on Oprah's final show.

tgfm knows Esaaal can't marry Gayle King until she is divorced from Larry, again.

JackStraw does Larry King's hair and make up. Larry King is only 32 years old.

Esaaal has been waiting since this thread started for a Larry King reference to pull that one out of the mothballs.

Spud is related to jeeves, google and gnat & yahoo, and now they are on a world tour to promote their latest CD, victims rite.

When asked about his intestinal fortitude, DD answers with "Buddy, I was born in a barrell of butcher knives".

RoadKing was born in a crossfire hurricane. That explains his hair.

Esaaal is the first noise my dog makes in the morning

CCB never makes noise in the morning so as not to wake the Mrs.

TUTM reads my mind so well that he knows exactly when to post so that I'll make up a lie about him.

TUTM just never wakes up; he groggles until his coffee has settled in sufficiently.

JP has a new morning mantra.

He has replaced "Up and at 'em" with "Another day,another dollar, adjusted for fluctuations on the Dow "

Chez has the same morning mantra he's had all his life....."come'on Mom, let me sleep another 10 minutes please".......

RK always starts his morning with this:

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tgfm doesn't really start his mornings, he kind of startles others into their mornings with his first big yawn of the day.

Once while yawning, Boblet's jaw unhinged. Although visually disturbing, he still found it useful for swallowing huge quantities of waffles without chewing.

Esaaal has perfected the art of sleeping with his eyes open. This comes in very handy during those long days working in the cube farm.

retro hipster Hoodie works in a Geodesic Dome farm.

Esaaal once visited a farm, but since he was sleeping at the time, he only recalls a vivid dream of very weird and strange cartoon caricatures playing Teles on an ant farm.

jim p has several midgets in abstencia awating trial for crimes against nature.

DOGMA Dunn is my Dad

Milton Bradley sold all his board game rights to Parker Brothers and invested in racing dogs and is moving to Florida. Welcome to the forum!

Boblets starts his day singing "The Morning After", followed by watching the original Poseidon Adventure and wondering what it would have been like to know Shelly Winters when she was a starlet.

TUTM has had a problem of being on the right page all his life.

Spud thinks forwards and backwards at the same time.

<no lie>oops - it was an old lie<no lie/>

once, at a handstand convention, Tutm was asked to zip his fly down.

Esaaal has a miniature tele-prompter clipped to the brim of his Phillies cap. He's never at a loss for the right thing to say.

JS has lost his job at the Art Gallery. Whenever he saw a group of people standing still he would rush up shouting "Move along,move along. Nothing to see here.".

ChzDlx doesn't have a loud yell or shout. If the theatre is crowded and he yells fire, only a few people leave. When his wife complains, he usually says, "Hey we got the seats didn't we?"

Tutm parts his hair from ear to ear.

After years of worn out scissors and nose trimmers Esaaal now tackles his ear hairs with a custom made miniature lawn mower.

Boblets has started a petition to ban all Monty Python references in this thread.
I believe that the origin of this ban is most likely all the rejected sketch ideas that he submitted to the Pythons in the 70's.

The penny has several chiwawas in hibernation with ingrown Letter openers of several different colors in 3 tool box snakes.

Doggone + Done is using a random word generator to assist in the creation of his porkies. His word list leaves a little to be desired. Chihuahua is both a breed of dog as well as a state in Mexico. Doggone has an imported Chuhuahua pedal once used by Hendrix on stage.

Penny swears by Jojoba.

She uses it as a moisturiser,radiator flush,toilet freshener and has even been known to dab a little behind her ears. As a fretboard conditioner it is only surpassed by Manatee butter.

chez once went hunting dugongs in Dungog but came home demanateed.

Boblets has managed to get an exclusive Australia distributorship for Dinsdale Manatee Fretboard Butter. DMFB is outrageously expensive, due to the difficulty of obtaining manatee milk. It's absolutely worth it, though.

Dogma was almost right about PC's Chiwawas. PC is the proud owner of the only two remaining Chiwawa class ships, USS Lee A. Tregurtha and USS American Victory, both in commmercial service on Lake Erie.

TGFM wants to dig a 6" ditch parallel to the Erie Canal ending in a sewer drain. He wants to set a toy boat record for the longest distance travelled before going down the drain. He has pretty much completed tests on all the long blocks leading to Baloney Creek. His only worry is someone in India may beat him into the Guiness Book using the same idea on the Ganges.

Tutm was arrested for trying to pass off 9 1/2 gallon hats as 10 gallon hats. They were also illegally imported from his sweatshop in Singapore.

Spudcaster spent many years in training to be a professional musician but at the last minute changed his mind and became a Ninja instead.

The road king is realy a trail queen. A transformer of 4 genders and 2 latin countries.

Da Doo Ron Ron is busy translating Ted Greene's Chord Chemistry into Mandarin.

The new format requires the student to start at the bottom and work backwards;something Dog has specialised in these past few years.

chez has been using Greenblatt's Magic Formula.

TGFM in honor of his upcoming pilrimage to the Bakersfield Buck Owens shrine is using Butch Wax on his new crew cut.

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<no lie>I did use Butch Wax when I was about 6.</no lie>

tutm switched from BW to Brylcreem in 1961.

TGFM coined the phrase "a little dab will do ya" and sold the rights for a can of Dapper Dan.

Last time a little dab did spud he didn't sleep for 3 days.

That little dab was given to me by Redstring with the claim it would last for most of the week. I want my money back.

Spludcaster is a 20 year veteran of the Swiss Navy.

PC is in the Swiss Air Force Non-Citizen Reserve and flies a Eurocopter AS332 Super Puma four times a year during Nicht-Bürger Luftwaffe Testwoche.

Dr Mike did well out of selling well-strafed ex-Air Force DC-3 Dakotas to the Swiss during the early 70s.

redstringuitar is realy a bluestring guitar with plastic strings. AKA guitar hero guitar.

DOGMA Dunn owns the entire Esteban collection. He plays them all everyday wearing only the hat and sunglasses.

Spudcaster once tried to make a Telecaster out of mashed potato. The guitar wasn't exactly solidly built, the resonance was rubbish, intonation incredibly flakey. It did, however, taste beautiful!

spiky paddy, has intramural instrument feedback with fret fuzz dandruf.

DOGMA Dunn once beat a lie detector using George Castanzas recommendation "If YOU believe it's true, then it's true".

SPUDCASTER leaves a breadcrumb trail and is followed by squirrels.

JackStraw is seeking election to government so he can introduce a private member's bill to have the road rules changed so that people in America drive on the left. It's only right, he says to potential voters.

Boblets has been seen dressed as Zombie Osama Bin Laden looking for a date on eHarmony

(had to)

Tylerhier can't see what all the fuss is about with these "horseless carriages". As far as he's concerned it's a flash in the pan technology and he'd far rather stick to his penny-farthing bicycle or horse and trap.

Look for Spikypaddy's new venture, "Pre-School of Rock". With heavy metal versions of Three Blind Mice, Hickory,Dickory Dock and The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round, and other toddler favs.

...... Which brings us back to the hole in Esaaal's bucket and and the little Liza problem as yet unresolved. Something to do with E dying a Guernsey purple and calling it Barney.

Just for fun this weekend Jack has decided that folks should call him Kevin but the K is silent as in knight.

Cheese has started taking orders for beer and wine in boxes.

DD likes his Cheerios with buttermilk.

T-Mike's new stage name, when he's playing the resonator, is Soapy Waters.

Penny has capri pants with cargo trunks and ruffeled potato chips for driving to school in unused parking lots.

DD's lies have a deep hidden meaning.

tgf; owning the copyright to "Happy Birthday To You" inappropriately sings "Good Morning to All" at birthday parties with the other partygoers.

After the candles are blown out, he pesters all the participants for royalties.

ScatMan secretly wishes he could play as well as cookie Monster sings

donh is Cookie Monster's stunt double. It is also a little known fact that Cookie Monster never appeared in Family Guy in the rehab scene - that was also donh.

spiky has taken to hiking just above the timberline to avoid getting bird droppings on his new backpack.

JackStraw keeps all his dead hair for making up underwear.