Make up a lie about the poster above you!

The reason Jim Pridx has taped his mouth shut is because he doesn't wan't to lose his inner child

http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/baby_cigar_copy_op_347x450.jpg

The reason Groovey Records started smoking cigars at such a young age was to give him an incentive to buy that '52 Blackguard when he gives, up aged 50.

Hoodie has just published his ill-fated book about the Antigua finish, titled 'The Beauty of the Barf', which will be followed next year by 'The Barf of the Burst', with a foreword by Henry J.

At this exact point in time PC is one short of 900 posts. This post will become a lie when she next posts.

Prove me wrong...

AND only 574 were in this here thread.

Hoodie has just published his ill-fated book about the Antigua finish, titled 'The Beauty of the Barf', which will be followed next year by 'The Barf of the Burst', with a foreword by Henry J.

Moggl just traded in his Horch for a cherry red Henry J

PC stiil has her fruit

http://www.cepolina.com/freephoto/f/nature.fruits.food/p/p_cherry.red.jpg

Groovey Records' records have no grooves.

Groovey Records' records have no grooves.

Paul's cerebral sphere has no convolutions?

he's a smooth dude

Groovey Records' cerebral sphere has grooves and has gone into convulsions . . . .

nvilletele stands for "Notable voluminous indecent lexicon library eventually tells elaborately long elocutions," but he decided that was too wordy and shortened it.

Telebrew is Verbose

Groovey grew in V formation.

RSG flies solo over area 51

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/flying-wing-yb49.jpg

Groovy Records not only swam the English Channel in 22 seconds, but he hunts and kills people who eat muffins as a second job.

PengBoy IS The Muffin Man Toasted with Butter

Groovy Records is a poser, only Montavani's 101 Strings and Barry Manilow are in his record collection-beside the Petula Clark... and I've posted less than 50 times in this thread... :lol:

Franc Robert

Barry Manilow didn't write the song. Bruce Johnston did especially for Franc.

When Groovey disappeared several years ago, investigators thought it was something to do with the Bermuda Triangle until he suddenly reappeared and admitted to stowing away in Barry Manilow's nose for an entire world tour.

...just got the pics of Groooovey Records' Thanksgiving from the NY Post

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7742/thxw.jpg

No turkey at PennyCentury's house this Thanksgiving, only gobbles.

rsg strings his guitar with chicken giblets. He's a chicken picker you know.

HoodieMcFoodie's first drummer was a wallaby in a tea chest.

RSG had real trouble to make it across the 4500th post marcation line.
Nobody knows how he made it ....

El Tedesco doesn't count at all.

RSG wiped out

Hoodie MacFoodie eats Liver Wurst from pancreatic Chickens

PC takes correspondence drawing lessons from the back of Comic book covers

Warning: Beware Those Telecasters don't break themselves

Groovey Records is going on holdays and is getting in a few lies before he goes. Just in case.

Hoodie always posts just before I go on-line so that I can make up a lie about him. Thanks, mate. :mrgreen:

Moggl is a member of BOW House

Groovey is a huge fan of BOW WOW!

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Jim_P meant this masterpiece, I'm certain

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PC is always certain

That certainly does seem to instill a certain uncertainty

http://boxoffice.com/blogs/steve/curly.jpg

Gooveysomething try his best to practice chicken pickin'... in his own way
http://www.kirklandproductions.com/marketing/David_Chicken-Guitar.jpg

Kornelius is chickin finger licking good


http://badgas.co.uk/chicken/chicken_shack.jpg

This is Groovey giving "chicken pickin" lessons. Way Grooooooovy man!

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jim pridx is the Tiger Wood's "transgression".

jonzer was sorry before he got caught.

RSg eats Eel Pie and Kidneys

Groovey Chikinparts supplies Rick Miller with his Eight Piece Boxes

hIFAxMKU0t8

I did NOT sit in on bass that night.

Hoodie has disguised himself as Penny, just to be lied to by yours truly.

http://www.shadowmillproductions.com/photogallery/pinhead.jpg

Moggl does the Blitzkrieg Bop

Hello, redstringuitar, i hope you feel good today. OOOOPS
When people are kind to Groovey Record it's because they think he is someone else.

Kornelius decided to push Moggl's green button, and then the red one - even though he was warned not to - and this is what arrived at his door early this morning. For some reason Kornelius has an overwhelming desire to be especially kind to everyone today, even Monsieur Records.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/Red-Nose-Day-the-saturdays-3846698-.jpg

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/Red-Nose-Day-the-saturdays-3846698-.jpg

Jim_P doesn't want everyone to know that HE invented Red Nose Day


Red Nose Day is the main way in which Comic Relief raises money. It is held in the spring every other year, and is often treated as a semi-holiday, with, for example, schools across the UK having non-uniform days. The day culminates in a live telethon event on BBC One, starting in the evening and going through into the early hours of the morning, but other money-raising events take place. As the name suggests, the day involves the wearing of plastic/foam red noses which are available, in exchange for a donation, from Sainsbury's and Oxfam shops.

I think we're all Bozos on this bus.

Groovey Chikinparts supplies Rick Miller with his Eight Piece Boxes

hIFAxMKU0t8

I did NOT sit in on bass that night.

Penny just doesn't want anyone to know that she was indeed sitting in on the bass guitar that evening. No doubt about it! She even went as far as to stash away her own "8-piece box" of chicken for "after the show" munchies.

Jim spends far too long imagining Penny's 8 piece box for it to be even slightly acceptable.

JPW has Fallen to Pieces

HG-8uZg2uV0

Groovey, please. You're embarrasing yourself.

Barkley is headed in the right direction

http://www.rickywolking.com/news/uploads/HEAD-UP-YER-ASS.jpg

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The night that Groovey Records sat in with Dread Zeppelin.
See him profilin' with his Hall-Mark Swept Wing!

YFvr6b0OYfs

Penny C just stopped making sense.

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http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/Red-Nose-Day-the-saturdays-3846698-.jpgThose girls are REAL nosey! How cute!

PennyCentaur likes to Get Up Off That Thang and Dance

James Brown meets Led Zep meets Jimi

HafukdCQXyQ

El Tedesco wants to make it with Frankenstein

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Groovey Records is the "Lying Thread's Bell Boy" ...

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El Tedesco is the Tell a Lie threads Dumb Waiter

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give me all your paper ma
gimme all your jazz
give me something that i need
something i can have
mrs. london's coming round

she's coming with her son
gimme all your paper ah
so i can get a gun
she has got it in for me
yeah i mean it honestly
she's so mean
give me all your paper ma
so i can buy a train
they just wanna suck you in
to being one of them
tell her that i'm not in here
tell her i'm a freak

tell her that i fall about
every time i speak
she has got in for me
yeah i mean it honestly
i just scream
give me all your paper ma
so i can buy a train
i don't know how i got in here
it's making me insane
have another cigarette
and have another cigarette
in a room where lovers go
talking on the telephone
they have go it in for me
yeah i mean it honestly
they all dream

The real Groovey Records:

http://xrayvision.today.com/files/2009/04/joker.jpg

El Tedesco has Animal Crackers in his Soup

http://www.comelook.net/Shirley%20Temple.jpg

Groovey was seen last night in Queens while getting himself psyched up for the holiday season.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/drunk_santa.jpg

Jim has been getting hickory switches and lumps of coal in his chimney for so long he has become one of Mrs. Claus special helpers.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g296/DBlyth/GayChristmas1608.jpg

Groovey Records has been neither naughty nor nice, but somewhere in between in a kind of the behavioiral purgatory, if you will. I envision bronzed coal in his stocking this year.

Living in Kitteridge Telebrew lives in his own little purgatory

Must say its pretty nice

http://static.panoramio.com/photos/original/1267717.jpg

Groovey is in a race with only himself to reach his 2000th posting within only a month of his 1000th mark milestone. At this pace, he hopes to have his "Doctor of Teleocity" degree by June 2010, at which time he'll be feeling very important amongst his peers at TDPRI.

Jim_P is GASing for a 1/6 scale Telecaster. So don't worry, it's only a mild case of GAS!

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/2894/scaletele.jpg

(I think the string tree is a little out of scale)

PC's last mild case of GAS left 3 dead and 9 more in critical condition.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2394/1527293246_f0e2298e00.jpg

Neocaster has a part in the next Fantastic Four movie

http://blog.news-record.com/staff/culture/Human%20Torch.jpg

Groovey was just hired at the Jackson Heights Fire Department Ladder #9. His very first question was, "where in da hell is dat gol' dang fire? I need ta go like a frickin' race horse!"

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/Cajunshot.jpg

Why is it that every time I check into the "make up a lie" thread, I'm always finding myself lying about Groovey?

jim_pridx hates wasting good drinking time...

http://www.bhl.co.uk/uploads/article527/untitled23.jpg

jim_pridx hates wasting good drinking time...

http://www.bhl.co.uk/uploads/article527/untitled23.jpg

That's got to be an Aussie bar... where are the banner adverts for CASTLEMAINE?

Redstringgguitar thinks a "ploughman's lunch" is five pints of lager and a garlic sandwich.

PC knows a ploughmans lunch is a nice piece of fresh farmers cheese a slice of onion and a hunk of bread.

http://blog.freepeople.com/FarmersDaughterCover.jpg
Bring me water and the love of some farmer's daughter

Never mind the lunch, and for God's sake, never mind the farmer's cheese. It's just rubbish on day or two old bread. A true Yank may as well call it "French Toast with a 'crapola' omelet on the side." In reality, Groovey is the star in the 1983 award-winning film called "The Ploughman's Lunch," where Groovey plays the role as a bankrupt chef while trying to regain his stature as a qualified wannabe "chicken pickin" guitarist. Needless to say, neither of which has worked out well for him.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/513PNYW6YYL__SS500_.jpg

Jim Pridx has a lot of issues to work out, he tries but he needs to try much harder.

here he is in his big scene as Slity

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Groovey thinks this picture is about food:

http://blog.freepeople.com/FarmersDaughterCover.jpg

http://blog.freepeople.com/FarmersDaughterCover.jpg

Moggl thinks this picture is about Czechs...the rest of the world knows it's about cheques.

http://blog.freepeople.com/FarmersDaughterCover.jpg

Redstringuitar can't keep his eyes off her beets!

Aegert Welcome to TDPRI

now for the rest of the story

Aegert has plowed that field so many times he forgot she was his cousin

http://rlv.zcache.com/long_island_we_aint_just_potato_farmers_any_m_embr oidered_hat-p2335074728437251252u2gx_400.jpg

Groovey Records is actually a mongoose

It is not widely known, but Telefreak had been employed in the sixties as a producer with a Vanity record company. His unforgettable inaugural LP release of this girl group is notorious in the vinyl collector community as being vey difficult to get rid of.

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/9597/beautyshop.jpg

PennyCenturian had big hair in the old days

Now she's a changed man

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/shakes2/carrot_top.jpg

Here is the withdrawn cover for Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds' Grinderman, featuring Groovey Records front and center. Groovey forgot that he had an exclusive modeling contract for Mandrill covers, and Polydor had a fit that he would be modeling for someone else. Five thousand LP covers were scrapped.

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/6695/grinderman.jpg

PennyCenturian off at a canter to her Saturday morning cartoon show

http://regent.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/12/unicorn.jpg

Penny is in actuality, a Ramone:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2520/4167104578_4da8c039a7.jpg

Scatman is a Sex Pistol Groupie


http://www.dead-trek.com/thedead/spungen1.jpg

Groovey Records flunked out of Hebrew School . . . .

הֵא שְׁמֵהּ רַבָּא מְבָרַךְ לְעָלַם וּלְעָלְמֵי עָלְמַיָּא

Yehai shmeh rabba mevarakh lealam ulalmay almaya

Gene Simmons was NVilletele's Rabbi

http://doctorbulldog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/gene-simmons.jpg

Goober Recall has always been a huge Gene Simmons fan, even as a baby.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/noah_tounge.jpg

Jimprdix doesn't know if he is a dancing fool or a jewish princess, so he's trying to be both

http://i590.photobucket.com/albums/ss343/pascaltalon/rabbi.jpg?t=1260179611

Kornelius once body-doubled for K.D.Lang at an in-home lingerie party.

HoodieMcFoodie is sure that KD Lang is the other name of Leonard Cohen.

Kornelius thinks Leonard is Joel and Ethans' long lost brother

HoodieMcFoodie is the illegitimate son of Mayor McCheese.

jkingma once sweated mayonnaise

Telefreaque wants to swap trading cards with JKingma; he's offering this one to start

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4007/tradincard.jpg

Penny C is also in the trading cards business; she's actually starting a collection of ugly bass guitars , and another one of men's boobs

http://i590.photobucket.com/albums/ss343/pascaltalon/ai-trading-card3.jpg?t=1260207693

http://i590.photobucket.com/albums/ss343/pascaltalon/ai-trading-card2.jpg?t=1260207927

Kornelius is married to an Eskimo topless dancer called "Blue Tit".

Redstringuitar is horney for big blue ****

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2f/Fremont_Solstice_Parade_2007_-_Gasworks_-_Babe_the_blue_ox_01.jpg

Some of you guys are just jealous of Kornelius' Eskimo wife. Yeah, she may reveal "blue ****" when she bares them, but don't forget that it's damn cold where she's from.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/eskimo20lg.jpg

Don't let Groovey fool you, either......he just took a quick snapshot of himself to make up another of his thousands of lies.

Jim_Pridx fantasizes about me day and night

He and the Brain have big plans

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs25/f/2008/035/9/6/Momo_Mimi_Pinky_and_the_Brain_by_Sonikdude750.jpg

Goober R. likes to fancy himself as a clever craftsman or a "brain" of sorts in his own special way. He recently bought a ripped and pee-stained couch from his next door neighbor and reupolstered it all by himself with duct tape. Needless to say, he's very proud of himself today!

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/duct-tape-sofa-1.jpg

Meet jim pridx's missus, whom he re-upholstered with pieces of homerzeppelin...

http://www.lilos.co.uk/d3.jpg

RSG prefers his "missus" right from the box......totally stock with no mods whatsoever.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/AJ001.jpg

RSG prefers his "missus" right from the box......totally stock with no mods whatsoever.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/AJ001.jpg

At least she doesn't complain about my GAS...in fact she's full of it! :lol:

jim's attempt to be romantic was serenading his missus in bed with a Pink Floyd number..."just a little pin prick, there'll be no more AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH"...what a let down that turned out to be.

RED likes a Big Legged Woman

http://www.corbisimages.com:80/images/GM005347.jpg?size=67&uid=7AA1F201-3F95-4796-8CAA-5224BF831096

If you wondered who "that old guy that played Peter Frampton's talk box" in the GEICO commercial, it was Gropey Recuts acting as body double for the real Peter Frampton.

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/273/frampton2.jpg

It's a little known fact that Penny Century actually invented the "talk box." I can only allow for the following posters to give the reasons why she was so obsessed with inventing such a device.

BTW, "do you feel like we do?"

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/DUNLOPHEILTALKBOX.jpg

Jim Pridx Doesn't feel like we do

He uses his feet

http://www.lordmax.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/big-feet.gif

Groovey feels like he does totally on his own. As you can see, he's proudly wearing Moggl's green button:

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/SkirtCamoGreen_bs.jpg

jim_pridx went all bug-eyed when he found that last photo...

http://www.mlcsmith.com/humor/cicada/assets/cicada_me.jpg

When hoodieMcFoodie searchs for an idea, he needs a map of his head to find one.
http://i590.photobucket.com/albums/ss343/pascaltalon/head-front.gif?t=1260277763

When Kornelius has an idea it looks like this.

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs45/f/2009/102/6/5/Peace_n_Love_by_Lord_kornelius.jpg

When JKingma considers a crossover Fender/Gibson hybrid, he reacts like this:

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/1275/headshotl.jpg

This is a sample of Penny Century's daily wardrobe.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/16281/319116-20715-124236-1-penny-century_medium.jpg

When JKingma was in the Navy this was his uniform on the Poop deck

http://laurela.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/coco-chanel-2.jpg

What do you mean was...?

Groovey Records just got a haircut.

http://www.shadowmillproductions.com/photogallery/pinhead.jpg

JKINGMA Took that Picture from JimPridx Wanted poster at the post office

No, no, no......Groovey has that all wrong. The "wanted poster" speaks for itself.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/52392d20-2608-e0b1-65b7-80f9c99706a.jpg

Grooby Records is Jim_Pridx alias

Groovey Records actually was Alias (in the film PG&BtK)

http://content8.flixster.com/photo/11/15/38/11153874_gal.png

NVilletele wrote a book on learning to read when he was an English professor way back December 8th 1880'

http://www.fredericknolan.com/images/btkread_aand.jpg

As an English professor, I am well qualified to point out that Groovey Records failed to learn the correct usage of capitalization, in particular that of my name (which has no capital letters).

It's probably because he is so NV-ous of me . . . .

NVilleTele wanted to be a writer.

http://www.theforce.net/fanfilms/postproduction/crawl/longtime.gif

Names are proper nouns. Proper nouns are always capitalized.

Please NVT don't point that dangling participle at me.


http://www.sag.org/files/branch_photos/nashville.jpg

nvilletele has professed to being English for decades now...he gets away with it, for the most part...however, when in Birmingham, the Yamyams spot his Californian heritage every time...

...in spite of the disguise...

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2008/Apr/Week1/1666684.jpg

...and the tee-shirt he wears...

http://www.teetshirts.com/images/uploads/iheartbrum1.jpg

...it's the book he carries with him that gives the game away...

http://jackiemanuelsposse.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/brummies.jpg

Names are proper nouns. Proper nouns are always capitalized.


Oh yeah?

Tell that to t s eliot and e e cummings!

not to mention archy and mehitabel.

But he doesn't know Dick

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/2645/1881primer.jpg

However, I heard that he lodges birds and he's been around a cockatoo.

However, I head that he lodges birds and he's been around a cockatoo.

Freudian sliportwo ?

What gives?

But he doesn't know Dick

However, I head that he lodges birds and he's been around a cockatoo.

No lie at the moment......just had to chuckle at these lines......ROFL!!!!

Ok, after a few hours away from TDPRI due to our weekly Tuesday night jam session, we won't go into details, but Penny Century has obviously taken a hard left turn from the norm. Whether or not it was the right left turn is still open for discussion, but it has undoubtedly left many of the macho crew here quite speechless.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/doubleturn.jpg

That said, let's just say that it's quite obvious that Penny has continued to have fond memories of her past fantasy friend, Dick, as well as her cockatoo. If Mr. e. e. cummings were alive today, he'd probably be able to tell the rest of the story without a hitch. It's still uncertain as to what Penny truly means when she says "lodges birds," but one can only speculate. Still, most of us get the jist of what she's presenting forthward.

Tele or not, Jim is the most interesting man in the world..

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2519/4170609671_7c43ec5678_o.jpg

ScatMan is frantically searching for the DOS program "Babble!" in order to keep pace with this creative off-the-wall drift.

Links, etc forthcoming. Google Korenthal Associates and you will know this is not fiction (http://www.nightsoil.co.uk/downloads/BAB200.ZIP).

Penney doesn't need a Google et al. to reference and reinforce her ideas. She knows what she's talking about. She just uses it occasionally to check her syntax.. :wink:

Penny invented the talk box simply to be able to talk, talk and talk while playing guitar.

Moggl got a new button from Scatman

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a319/fladj11/Pop%20Culture%20Pics/BellyButtonTattoo.jpg

In reality, the photo we're viewing directly above is actually a tattoo that Groovey had done on his stomach last week. The reason being, he's now fronting a new rock band called "Cat Sass," and he thought it would be an appropriate symbol for the show. "RAWK ON," Groovey!!!

Last night Jimpridx tried to copy Glooby Recall's tattoo.
http://i590.photobucket.com/albums/ss343/pascaltalon/cattwo.jpg?t=1260440016

Korny has been trying to get some PouSee' for a long time.

He'd go as far as de Moulan Rouge to visit the ladies.


http://sexualityinart.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/1-toulouse-lautrec-two-girlfriends.jpg

Groovey Hiccups meant Alphonse Mouzon's Poussez!

SndMe4pudbg

...unless he wanted Daniel Clowes to speak for him

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/7360/pussey.jpg

Thanks to newly developed technology from NASA (and others), we can now clearly see (and decipher) unfocused photos...For the first time, we can clearly read what the sticky pins on Penny's blouse say..(Curiously, they're not nearly as edgy as we imagined):

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2513/4175461651_6139bb2866_m.jpghttp://farm5.static.flickr.com/4045/4176222486_f42359bccc_m.jpg http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2630/4175461705_a4ed07a8f6_m.jpg

ScatMan has this little device called "The Burb-o-rator".
As we all can guess the nature of this device, ScatMan is planning to use it this year already early during Christmas Dinner ....

ScatMan has this little device called "The Burb-o-rator".
As we all can guess the nature of this device, ScatMan is planning to use it this year already early during Christmas Dinner ....

El Tedesco lines his socks with Stovetop stuffing.

Uma Floresta lines his socks with sage and onion stuffing because they smelled like something that had died...now he thinks he's a taxidermist.

In the late 90's Saddam Hussein baught some smelly socks from redstringuitar in order to load his missiles with mass destruction weapons.

Can you pick out Kornelius ??
http://search.tvnz.co.nz/photogallery/images/gallery/news/hussein_family_301206.jpg

Can you pick out Kornelius ??
http://search.tvnz.co.nz/photogallery/images/gallery/news/hussein_family_301206.jpg

He's the one hiding under the sofa? :idea:

I don't see Kornelius, but I do see Penny and Goober in the photo.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/family.jpg

Edit: What we don't see, though, is where Goober's right hand is placed. Penny.....can you enlighten us?

Jim had a lot of fun recording this
http://www.tvacres.com/images/pyle_goober3.jpg

Groovey Records has been seeing lights over Norway. Again.

I vote that the title of this thread be changed to "photoshop a lie about the poseur above you".

I vote that the title of this thread be changed to "photoshop a lie about the poseur above you".

No you don't.

How, exactly did you fix a beer dispenser onto your cell phone anyway?

Verizon wants to steal your Telebrew invention.

Ain't that the truth

http://www.theinternetpatrol.com/geek-poseur.jpg

I vote that the title of this thread be changed to "photoshop a lie about the poseur above you".

What the hell sort of a lie is that? Get your act together woman...

What the hell sort of a lie is that? Get your act together woman...

Ok then... Hoodie McFoodie also votes that the title of this thread be changed to "photoshop a lie about the poseur above you".

And if you don't have Photoshop, then use your copy of Paint Slop Pro v.5 (sic)

PennyCentury is dreading the Post First decade of the Century blues

Here neu nome de plume will be DimebagCentury

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/dimebags-girlfriend-dimebag-darrell-induction-into-hollywoods-rockwalk-1AjftG.jpg

I vote that the title of this thread be changed to "photoshop a lie about the poseur above you".

A lie is a lie is a lie whether it's "photoshopped" or not, correct?

That said, let's take a look at Groovey from when he was a baby to how he looks today. Cute little fella, wasn't he? It's really too bad that his luck went sour and that he's still wanted by the FBI.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/Groovey-1.jpg

Using my own pictures of you against me?

Jim Pridx has got Identity theft backwards.

He is struggling to give me his!

http://rhcprock.free.fr/news/newspics/ramones.jpg

Hmmmm.....Jim P was under the impression that Groovey was pulling those photos out of his own family photo album. I stand to be corrected. Sorry! Making up lies about "the poster above" seems to be a rather testy proposition these days.

Jim Pridx Doesn't feel like we do

He uses his feet

http://www.lordmax.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/big-feet.gif

Jim to Review

http://www.shadowmillproductions.com/photogallery/pinhead.jpg

JIM PRIDX does the Blitzkrieg Bop



FIND YOUR OWN MATERIAL JIM

Just like a material girl

Hmmmm.....Jim P was under the impression that Groovey was pulling those photos out of his own family photo album. I stand to be corrected. Sorry! Making up lies about "the poster above" seems to be a rather testy proposition these days.

Groovey's "family photo album" revealed! (http://www.sideshowworld.com/Blow-OffPH.html)

Hurry hurry hurry step right up ladeees and gennilmen and feast your eyes on the improbable the impossible and the stupefying

Hurry hurry hurry step right up ladeees and gennilmen and feast your eyes on the improbable the impossible and the stupefying

What Penny is trying to say is "It's all good fun until someone loses an eye."

When your out of Slitz your out of Beer

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Music is Truth
Everything else is a lie.

What Penny is trying to say is "It's all good fun until someone loses an eye."

If that happens we could call her PennyHalfC.
Would she still wear specs or would it just be a spec?

http://s3files.core77.com/blog/images/cyclops.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-pictures-cat-has-glasses.jpg

Redstringtheory has the other half of Penny's new glasses

Hoodie invented the telescope...

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/0/00/Cyclops-odyssey.jpg

When this thread started Dinosaurs roamed the Earth and Redstring was there.

Redstinguillotine has played at 924 Gilman Street seven times - once as support for Half Japanese, and twice as support for Lawrence Livermore.

Your a Liar

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Yes, I am a liar... and Groovey went out half-dressed!

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/1948/halfcross.jpg

Since you bottom feed at Walmart then this might interest you


http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd195/grooveyrecords/misc/Typical_Wal-Mart_Shopperashx.jpg

When Penny goes out, we're apt to see her wearing capris..

..why?

..because she got a boatload of them on sale at Costco in 2005 and thought: "Hey, what the heck, they'll still be in fashion four years from now".

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2533/4183937472_66bda11dc3_o.jpg

Groovey has stopped lying and is now taking this personally.

Take your Starcaster by Fender and go back home.

100pfennig has a stockhold of Starcasters which she stores in a subterratean bunker underneath Black Charlie's Hill. Here you see one of her assistants warning against cheap imports from the north.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/Bunkerheyday.jpg

HoodieMacFooddie is protecting Western Civilization against Japanese culture

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Speaking of StarCasters

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This is Groovey Records favourite video clip of all time.

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HoodieMacCheesey

Used to be one of The Dickies

This is my favorite
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Journey represents everything wrong with 70's rock so maybe we are words

ha ha ha apart

Watching hoodie try to play guitar is grooveys fav video clip of all time

barkley spends his spare time hanging out with Tiger Woods

Before Hoodie went Punk he was into Funk

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Grooovey spent $20,000 US for a Veleno signed by Sonny Bono, which he later had bronzed.

Here is PC given da Bronze Sonny a lap dance

I got you Babe

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/152/416095744_1503052833.jpg

...and the lies continue to multiply!

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/1240/crybabygee.jpg

Any resemblance to a living person in this fib is a fiction of your imagination.

PennyCentury wouldn't dream of formulating fiction to create friction!

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/mly0782l.jpg

This thread is getting out of hand...Its all redstringuitar's fault !

Nogbad has so much "in hand" experience, he certainly knows when something gets out of it.

And now for some gratuitous cuteness...

http://www.messybeast.com/images/kit-in-hand3.jpg

...it's not big, it's not clever, but it is fluffy...and that's just Nogbad's hand!

Since redthingbizzarre has learn about "truss rod insertion", he believes that guitar makers are very naughty men.

Kornonmyheelthusthelimp still hunts through the lorient bazaar for a luth made by a naughty guitar maker.

Corny is careful not to twist his truss rod more then 1/4 " per day

http://www.continentalwindowfashions.com/images/hardware/LJB/new/wide-twist-unf.jpg

Corny is careful not to twist his truss rod more then 1/4 " per day

http://www.continentalwindowfashions.com/images/hardware/LJB/new/wide-twist-unf.jpg

Hah, so it's not a corn making Corny limp, it's a limp, twisted Richard!!!

Groovey has a thing for Laurie Halse Anderson...she really puts lead in his pencil...

http://www.melroseparklibrary.org/teens/images/twisted.jpg

RSGuitar made Lou Reed into an honest man then Lou gave up men


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Glooby too gave up men, he also gave up trying looking like one a long time ago, but the last time he went hunting the welsh looney, all he managed to catch were those strange redstrings...

http://i590.photobucket.com/albums/ss343/pascaltalon/twisted-sister-1.jpg?t=1260821054

Kornelius's lover told him he was "like an onion".
"What, you mean versatile, multilayered, deep and interesting?" enquired Corny
"No man", replied the queen, "you stink!"

RSguitar likes a little garlic in his love life


http://gilroygarlicfestival.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/2009-queen-court.jpg

Groody shows up every year at the Gilroy Garlic Festival expecting to see the one girl he has an undying crush on - Sheila James who played Zelda Gilroy on the old Dobie Gillis TV show. He disguises himself as Hurley, the Stinking Rose mascot of the festival and lies in wait for Sheila, who never shows up. Why should she? The Garlic festival is named for the town that hosts it, and not some fictional TV character!

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/5549/zeldagilroy.jpg

PennyCentrino is Cutie of Death cab For Cutie fame

DimebagCentury's Work Ethic Hero was the original G man

Maynard G Krebs who once commented "smells like fish but tastes like chicken"

http://home1.gte.net/res09cc9/beatnik.jpg

Grotty Recaps was A+R at Dot for Randy Wood. His primary responsibility was to suck out all the soul from songs created by minorities and give them to Pat Boone, in order to have something for the promo men to push. Grotty invented the PICTURE SLEEVE in order to be able to slip twenties to the DJs without being caught by any hangers-on in the studio. He used to spend weekends at Grossinger's with Alan Freed.

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/2346/patboone.jpg

Penny Century was in charge of PR for Freddy Fender in the '70, she had the great idea of the cactus for his best of. BTW, she still believes that fender guitar are named "fender" because of Freddy.
http://i590.photobucket.com/albums/ss343/pascaltalon/cover_Fender_best.jpg?t=1260903051

Kornelius enjoys pulling the needles out of Cacti.

PC has recently changed her prescribed Cacti med cocktail and has lost her muse.

http://www.cannabisculture.com/library/images/uploads/104-PeyoteCloseup.jpg

Groovey Records has worms...
http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/mezcal.jpg

Picture shows McFoodie eating a "small" 'Rooburger at Monty's Python Room in Brisbane.

It's not that the burger is so huge, it's only that McFoodie's hands are so small.

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/6917/mcfoodie.jpg

PennyCenturian misses home

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/db/Eastisl.jpg/300px-Eastisl.jpg

Groovey helps Penny on her way home...

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/man-cannon-news-1.jpg

...or somewhere.

Rsguitar is Pat Boone's stage name. In 1953 Boone married Shirley Lee Foley, daughter of country music great Red Foley and singer Judy Martin. They had five daughters: Cheryl Lynn Boone, Linda Lee Boone, Deborah Ann aka "Debby" Boone, Laura Gene Boone and PennyCentury Boone.

He is King of The Boonedoggle

http://www.stmarysoktoberfest.com/_/rsrc/1251943895978/home/food-and-drink/lemon%20sisters.jpg

Rsguitar is Pat Boone's stage name. In 1953 Boone married Shirley Lee Foley, daughter of country music great Red Foley and singer Judy Martin. They had five daughters: Cheryl Lynn Boone, Linda Lee Boone, Deborah Ann aka "Debby" Boone, Laura Gene Boone and PennyCentury Boone.

He is King of The Boonedoggle

http://www.stmarysoktoberfest.com/_/rsrc/1251943895978/home/food-and-drink/lemon%20sisters.jpg

Nooooooooo, she's not mine....she's a redheaded stepdaughter!!!!

If Groovey and Penny had a kid...he or she'd be called Dysfunction.

Redstringuitar is from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch, which translates into english as: St Mary's Church (Llanfair) of a hollow (pwll) of white hazel (gwyngyll) near (goger) the swirling whirlpool (y chwyrndrobwll) of the church of St Tysilio (llantysilio) with a red cave ([a]g ogo goch).

But because of his chronic emphasema he finds it easier to just say "Wales"

Hoodie panhandles for fun. Last night he was asking for ten quid to buy a Foster's. I asked him why so much, as I got my purse. He claimed he's a big tipper!

PennyCentury carries pursed lips


http://fitzgeraldweeks.com/albums/miranda/lady_10_pursed_lips.jpg

Grooby plays a wind instument (the Picardophone); you can hear him blow all night long.

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/4056/picardr.jpg

For centuries, Penny has been under the illusion that she's a de-facto Australian. But two things she's said on the forum today have exposed her to the world as the poseur that she is;

1/. In another thread she called toilet paper "bathroom tissue". Bathroom tissue? No self respecting Aussie calls bog paper "bathroom tissue".

2/. In her post just above, she said I was panhandling for Fosters. C'mon Penny, Fosters? I mean really. If she was a real Aussie, she'd know that true Aussies don't drink Fosters. All that's good for is cleaning blocked drains. Oh, and peddling to an unsuspecting world. We keep the good beers for ourselves.

Hoodie pours Tooheys on his corn flakes in the morning.

RSG poaches Wild Haggis in the peet bogs out by the Glen.

http://www.edzell.org/arch%20images/Haggis%20Recipe.jpg

Groovey has been a bit forlorn lately:

He's come to the realization that:

The only sound that's left
After the ambulances go is..

(Cinderella..)
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4046/4191701537_0282c8d7b0_o.jpg

..On Desolation Row..

Gloppy Recaps better watch it, what with January 25 fast approaching, and the Scots Regiment observing this thread, so he better nae speak ill of Scotland, nor of The Bard.

PennyCentury was actually born in Erskineville, but moved to New Hampshire after reading Johnh Irving's novel Hotel New Hampshire.

PennyCentury is up early due to the consequence of her favorite line by Robbie


Where ere you be let your wind blow free.

http://www.electricscotland.com/art/images/Robert%20Burns.jpg

For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup of kindness yet,
For auld lang syne!

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne?

And surely ye'll be your pint-stowp,
And surely I'll be mine,
And we'll tak a cup o kindness yet,
For auld lang syne!

We twa hae run about the braes,
And pou'd the gowans fine,
But we've wander'd monie a weary fit,
Sin auld lang syne.

We twa hae paidl'd in the burn
Frae morning sun till dine,
But seas between us braid hae roar'd
Sin auld lang syne.

And there's a hand my trusty fiere,
And gie's a hand o thine,
And we'll tak a right guid-willie waught,
For auld lang syne.

What about me? It isn't fair.
I've had enough, now I want my share.
Can't you see, I want a fib,
But you just take more than you give.

You just take more,
You just take more,
You just take more than you give.

What about me.
What about me.
What about... me. :wink:

Hoodie Mac Foodie

One from the Poet who tippled a toddie or two

The Reels o Bogie

You lads an lasses a’ that dwell
In the toun o Strathbogie,
Whene’er you meet a pretty lass,
Be shuir you tip her coggie.

The lads an lasses toy an kiss,
The lads ne’er think it is amiss
To bang the holes whereout they piss,
An that’s the reels o Bogie.

There’s Kent, an Keen, an Aiberdeen,
An the toun o Strathbogie,
Where every lad mey have his lass,
Nou that I’ve got my coggie.

They spreid wide their snaw-white thies
An rowe aboot their wanton een,
An when they see your pintle rise
They’ll dance the reels o Bogie.

A trooper gaun ower the lea,
He swore that he wad steer me,
An lang before the brak o day,
He giggled, goggled near me.

He put a stiff thing in my hand,
I could not bear the bangin o’t
But lang before he went awa
I suppled baith the ends o’t.

His pintle was o largest size,
Indeed it was a banger,
He socht a prize between my thies
Till it became a hanger.

Haed you but seen the wee bit skin -
He haed to put his pintle in,
You’d sworn it was a chitterlin
Dancin the reels o Bogie.

He turned aboot to fire again
An gie me t’other sally,
An as he fired I ne’er retired
But received him in my alley.

His pebbles they went thump, thump,
Against my little wanton rump,
But suin I left him but the stump
To dance the reels o Bogie.

Said I, young man, mair you can’t dae,
I think I’ve granted your desire,
By bobbin on my wanton clue,
You see your pintle’s a’ on fire.

When on my back I work like steel
An bar the door wi my left heel,
The mair you **** the less I feel,
An that’s the reels o Bogie.

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/navysong/Graphics/mermaid.JPG

Groovey Recordz is fronting a CRAMPS tribute band.
http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/8638/crampsallwomen.jpg

Please help him by suggesting potential names for this venture. NSFW names will be given preference!
Here are some to get you started:

The Love Gloves
Spike and the High Heels
Tortured Soles
Infidel Invasion
Castration Squad
Jake Whipp and the Chainz

Dirty Penny & Old Hump Shire

http://dumbfoundedone.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/poguesms0206_468x342.jpg

Dirty Old Hump Shire ( The Pogues )

( Intro vers ) ( D )

G
I met my love by the gas works wall
Dreamed a dream by the old canal
I Kissed my girl by the factory wall
Dirty old Hump Shire
Dirty old Hump Shire
Clouds are drifting across the moon
Cats are prowling on their beat
Spring's a girl from the streets at night
Dirty old Hump Shire
Dirty old Hump Shire

( Solo vers ) ( C )

G
I Heard a siren from the docks
Saw a train set the night on fire
I Smelled the spring on the smoky wind
Dirty old Hump Shire
Dirty old Hump Shire

I'm gonna make me a big sharp axe
Shining steel tempered in the fire
I'll chop you down like an old dead tree
Dirty old Hump Shire
Dirty old Hump Shire

I met my love by the gas works wall
Dreamed a dream by the old canal
I kissed my girl by the factory wall
Dirty old Hump Shire
Dirty old Hump Shire
Dirty old Hump Shire
Dirty old Hump Shire

Grisly Replays continues to ignore the messages being sent through his pseudophonic alternate displacement device. It is Gregory Ambrose Pittman, and he's telling you to avoid certain situations and stop making sense. Wo0T! (http://new.music.yahoo.com/gregorys-funhouse/videos/view/fairyland--2142361)

Penny Century is in need of some Boots for Puss in Farie Land

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Penny Century is in need of some Boots for Puss in Farie Land

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Christoper Walken needs MORE COWBELL!

PennyCentury thinks she is Elsie the Cow
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0807/city-slickers-cow-cows-cowbell-city-slicker-flash-boobs-girl-demotivational-poster-1215110167.jpg

Sounds to me that Penny Centuary and Groovey Records need to get a room and sort this banter out like constenting adults....

Oh... darn.. this was supposed to be lies. Rats. Eeeerrrmmmm.....

Bovine hecklers call out to heifers, "Show us yer teats!"

Groovey Records was in the grocery store one day, when, well see for yourself...

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HoodieMacFoodie got the world by the horns and that is a lot of bull

http://gallery.photo.net/photo/6774285-lg.jpg

Groovey Records has sold all his Fenders just to buy a Epiphone-COPY of Zakk Wylde's Bull's eye guitar.

One of Schizotronic's non guitar playing personas sold all his guitars to fund breast augmentation.
Family and friends suggested he seek medical help...he's still in two minds about that though.

It's Ghastly Repeats and his - um - collection.
I don't think he means "eye candy" the same way the rest of us mean "eye candy".

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7940/eyecandyf.jpg

One of Schizotronic's non guitar playing personas sold all his guitars to fund breast augmentation.
Family and friends suggested he seek medical help...he's still in two minds about that though.

Why? Now that he's got - those - he'll never have to leave the house!

PennyCentury sure has her eye on the balls


Keep your chin up Penny

http://www.mauicroquetclub.org/gallery/things/Pinup-KeepYourEyeOnTheBall.jpg

Groovey Records has paid the artist "Les Toil" aka Brian Clarke to remove his pleasingly plump artwork from the internet, as he has purchased exclusive rights to these works at a significant sum of money (he had to sell his Dave Clark 5 memorabilia collection to fund this). Courtesy of the Internet Archive, one of these suggestive illustrations is presented here for your delectation.

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/2811/toiljanet.jpg

Are you hung up?

Send 5 copies to my agent but I don't think the photo does you justice

The painting ala Botero brings out your classic features

The artist sends his regards as you are such a great poser

http://www.artinthepicture.com/artists/Fernando_Botero/letter.jpg

Above is Groovey's way of advising Penny to eat more vitamin C...and less of everything else!

Red String Guitar is made of used dental floss from a periodontal surgeon fin Montana.

Groovey has false teeth, with braces fitted to make him look younger...he also whistles like an old kettle when talking.

http://brandsonsale.esellerproimages.com/300.400@I/342/98/ca-009483.jpg

I had my new denture work done by RSG


http://www.lurchquarters.info/images/lurch_smirk.jpg

Now I have brighter smile

http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/light.jpg

Groovey is worrying about our weight, and would like everyone to start with his custom designed diet plate. You go first, Joe.

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/6619/dietplate.jpg


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Music by crust really eats it

PC is so hungry she got lost

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Music by crust really eats it

Is that your studied critique? Because the world doesn't revolve around prodigious instrumental technique. John Hawkins' guitar is IMO appropriate for the material.
Complete lack of pretension there. But if that's not your bag, there are plenty of other folx makin music. Perhaps a podcast by Caitlin? (http://www.thetastates.com)

Penny thinks life is too short for Pretentious music

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Doody Wreckits loves pretentious music. He thinks that the Holy Modal Rounders were pretentious. He thinks that the entire world of music in the Sixties was pretentious. I think he missed out on the real classics from that era. Although I wasn't around when it happened, I got a well rounded musical education from my Aunite Jen. (she looks like Jerry Garcia's sister).

I loved "If you want to be a bird" for its soaring melody.

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Holy Moly PennyCenturian makes it much too easy using phrases like well rounded and Aunt Jenny in the same sentence.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2008-11-05-thelma_ani.jpg

Garbled Rickets takes things too literally. He used to be the voice of Charlie Tuna until he started posing for Chicken of the Sea labels.

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I predict PC will make at least 22 more posts before it stops snowing in Old Hump Shire

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/41/101340553_b9f4a4db43.jpg?v=1175281944

Man, there's some serious sexual tension between Groovey and Penny...get a room already you guys and save our blushes!!!

Groovey, you can present Penny with your Snake Head on the wedding night, as part of the prenuptuals...

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd195/grooveyrecords/46%20Professional/IMG_3283.jpg

:wink:

Wedding Night is post nuptual isn't it?

Redstring is anxious for the wedding because I told him I would let him play my Snakehead after Penny.

http://www.steveallentheater.com/files/07c_fall/plastercaster.gif

Groovey was Barclay's Banker for Cynthia back in The Day.

(Did you help her recover her "statues" from Little Herbie Cohen?)

ps. Cynthia wasn't that attractive

Now PennyCentury is criticizing other woman's appearances.

Judging from a cartoon...She's come a long way baby

Totally outrageous....

http://wiki.killuglyradio.com/images/a/ae/GTOs_group.jpg

http://cronicasinsonicas.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/cynthia-plaster-caster-in-the-70s.jpg

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Careful, GR, and don't choke on those alginates.

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/7307/unclemeatfront.jpg

Those were GR's dental xrays on the cover of Uncle Meat.

Gr invented Dubstep when he was dating Sallie-Anne Huckstepp.

.....

Penny's Uncle Meat has four sons.

PC really loves her cousins, MEATY BEATY BIG AND BOUNCY and give them a roll in the odd sod

http://991.com/NewGallery/The-Who-Meaty-Beaty-Big--210314.jpg

Groovey is lost! Can anyone find him (outside this thread, that is)?

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9133/wheres.jpg

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/9818/sqgrooveypxc.jpg

why'd you kidnap him?