Make up a lie about the poster above you!

Homerzeppelin is a stone Jaime Hernandez fanboy.
http://home.earthlink.net/%7Ecopaceticom1/Locas.jpg

Ps, rsg has been alert since weeks, to hit post #3000

Too bad I'll never see it!

http://sidesalad.net/archives/Doonesbury.jpg

Fair suck of the sav, El, this is supposed to be about lies. How does one trump Hunter Thompson.

El Tedesco once made a pilgrimage to Sacramento because a bloke in a bar told him that that was where sacred mentos were sold, and if he were to get a packet he would have minty breath forever.

Somebody once told me that Boblets never lie. I guess that was a lie.

El Tedesco has never been quite the same after his birthday party at the age of 9. His parents hired the wrong clown:

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On a serious note...I think I had that same stripped shirt back in 4th grade.

In his elementary school career, Homerzeppelin studied "Booked on Phonics" as taught by Oswald Bates

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In his elementary school career, Homerzeppelin studied "Booked on Phonics" as taught by Oswald Bates


Pbbbbt, Penny forgot that this thread is about lies! *shakes head*

She is off her game...probobly because she is still incredibly upset that Arnold Schwarzenegger did not win a Oscar for his role in Last Action Hero.

Homerzeppelin is Nickelbag's new singer:

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Die Toten Hosen


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Behold the Kuddlcaster!

Alles klar? :grin:

Moggl has yet to tell the difference between A Mass and 1 Liter. :lol:

A Maß is what I'm having, 1 (one) Litre is another way to say 10cm³. :lol:

Moggl shaves his face with some mace in the dark.

Homerzeppelin wishes he had to shave at all. :mrgreen:

Moggl built a Telecastermobile with June Moxon to run in the World Championship Arcata to Ferndale Kinetic Sculpture Race. They came in third.

PennyPeriod has a strict dental hygiene regimen. She flosses and brushes regularly to maintain her "pearly whites"..

..She’s even gone so far as to buy a Brite-White home whitener machine..

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2601/3894723355_5fbc92a5ec_o.jpg

Unfortunately, it all goes for naught when she's playing her Tele and starts making her guitar face:

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Scatman spotted the curly white cable coming out of the BriteWhite machine and immediately wanted to plug his Tele into it in hopes of eliminating white noise from his amp.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2601/3894723355_5fbc92a5ec_o.jpg

Jim massacred a perfectly good guitar lead to use on his infernal machine:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2601/3894723355_5fbc92a5ec_o.jpg

The cardinal mistake in Jim's new amp design is that the volume control (hold down first blue button on the grey panel to dial it in) only goes to 9.

Moggl seems to be deeply impressed with the BriteWhite option. After all, he loves to pick guitar strings with his teeth.
His expectations are huge improvements in "Brite-ness"

"El Tedesco" is Spanish for "kinked catheter."

P Thought never found this scene in Dumb and Dumber particularly funny...mostly because this is identical to his "morning ritual."



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homerzeppelin is a liar (and how did he know about my morning ritual?):shock:

It's P Thought's fault that the thread ended up on the bottom of the second page.

El Ted's real name is Pinocchio.

It's P Thought's fault that the thread ended up on the bottom of the second page.

It's Boblets' fault that this thread keeps ending up in the gutter.

http://www.vagabondish.com/wp-content/uploads/paris-sewer.jpg

He should come down in the sewer with the rest of us already. Oy!

From her last post, it is obvious that Penny is channeling her past life as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Well I just have to respond to that by channeling my Aunt Jen, who went to college in the sixties and educated me in alternative culture of the 60s and 70s. She had quite a record collection and collection of tales. She even told me what the words to all the Fugs songs meant.

Youtube link here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04bCoHXDj6c)because it's probably Not Safe For Work.

Homerzeppelin just PM'd me with the news that he's almost perfected his Merrell Fankhauser tone!

Penny Century is actually worth 0.0165147 USD, given current conversion rates:smile:

simonc was thoroughly embarrassed when his mom went on national TV and promoted the family way of cleaning corn:

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Not because it was shocking, but because mom demonstrated the technique used by the family that lives in New Zealand, and they dont have a clue as to how to properly clean corn!

Praisecaster uses the bottle from his viagra prescription as a slide to make his guitar to reach the high notes.

JWJ has been having visions of corn ever since PraiseCaster's vid.

Well I just have to respond to that by channeling my Aunt Jen, who went to college in the sixties and educated me in alternative culture of the 60s and 70s. She had quite a record collection and collection of tales. She even told me what the words to all the Fugs songs meant.

Youtube link here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04bCoHXDj6c)because it's probably Not Safe For Work.

:smile:

Moggl actually didn't want to use the Moniker "moggl". He was originally hoping to use the name "mongol", but it was a long night and alcohol can so cloud the mind.

As previously discussed, garytelecastor has a twin brother that Gary doesn't care to reveal if at all possible for the fear of embarrassment. Still, Gary's brother, Jerry, is a major contributor on another guitar forum and goes by the name of "jerrystratocaster." Regardless, it's a little known fact "dat in da nort woods of Minnesota der hey da two of dem" are regarded as a highly respected guitar team. Jerry is the one on the left in this photo:

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/hillbilly.jpg

Gary was actually the sixth Beatle. He played the maracas, triangle and claves on every album from "Please Please Me" through the "White Album". Like Pete Best, he was never credited (although Pete was finally recognized by the "Anthology" in '95).

..but now with the new Beatles' Rock band game and remixed CD's, Gary is anticipating a full recognition of his contribution and resultant royalties.

His first purchase: A new Tele autographed by Yoko, Olivia, Dhani, Sean and Julian, Paul and Ringo..

As previously discussed, garytelecastor has a twin brother that Gary doesn't care to reveal if at all possible for the fear of embarrassment. Still, Gary's brother, Jerry, is a major contributor on another guitar forum and goes by the name of "jerrystratocaster." Regardless, it's a little known fact "dat in da nort woods of Minnesota der hey da two of dem" are regarded as a highly respected guitar team. Jerry is the one on the left in this photo:

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/hillbilly.jpg

Jerry is the purdy one.

simonc was thoroughly embarrassed when his mom went on national TV and promoted the family way of cleaning corn:

Not because it was shocking, but because mom demonstrated the technique used by the family that lives in New Zealand, and they dont have a clue as to how to properly clean corn!

I've heard many euphemisms for....well...you know....but
"threading the corn" is definitely a new one. :grin:

When Garytelecaster means "purdy", he is referring to his early childhood. Give it a rest guys.

http://msp108.photobucket.com/albums/n29/Jessticat/funny-baby.jpg

Jerry is the purdy one.

And, while Jerry is a die-hard Brett Favre fan, Gary knows better! Hence: he may not be the purdy one, but he is indeed the smarter one!

Jim pridx is a huge Packers fan. So when he first heard the term "cheesehead" he didn't understand that it was just a identification. When he saw the cheesehead hats he got very confused and believed they were actual cheese. At the next Packers game he went to he thought he would get in the spirit and so he made his own cheese hat.
They still refer to that day as the "day of all stenches". If you ask Mike McCarthy about it, all he does is shake his head and start mumbling, "20 year old blue cheese...20 year old blue cheese...why BLUE cheese?...I mean there is cheddar, and swiss...but NO...he shows up with 20 year old blue cheese...." then he'll just turn and walk away.

garytelecaster loves 'Blue Cheese Dressing'. :lol:

There is a long tradition of extremely successful 'Snake Oil Salesmen' running through garytelecaster's widespread ancestry.

If you look closely enough you will clearly recognize the unmistaken similarity to his xxx-degree cousin.

Also, the enlarged image will clarify their early habits of identity theft.

I am sure, 'Ward' can confirm that.

http://www.the-rocketman.com/images/scrap-book/CONSIN-LAURES-SNAKE-OIL.jpg

El Tedesco's uncle on his mother's side twice removed is famous for thrice selling the Golden Gate Bridge to three individual well-to-do Bronx businessmen in the one day.

Boblets is a fully-paid member of Club Penguin, and relishes the "safe chat" feature.

But enough of that, here's Strong Bad Email
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Not known for saying a lot at the best of times, Boblets has been rendered speechless by Ms P's riposte.

Now for something original:

PennyCentury, on a whim but out of anguished necessity, did a stock take of the number of pennies that make up her century and the count was 97. Penny did three frantic recounts to no avail, she only has 97. A nasty rumour was immediately started by her supposed best friends that Penny is 'not the full quid'. One can only wonder how she will survive this.

Boblets???Oh!!! Bob let's anyone do what they want to him on a dark night in a prison cell while Johnny Cash is playin' Folsom on da radio!

Bluesboy is the one that goes around blocking off the f-holes on everyone's G&L Bluesboy model Teles. This is due to the fact that neither George nor Leo ever paid him royalties for his design. Keith was, however, offered a lifetime supply of G&L branded polishing cloths and guitar picks instead.

PennyC is relentless in her pursuit to clean up those gutters. Post #3026.
She likes a "sparkling" atmosphere. :mrgreen:

PennyC is relentless in her pursuit to clean up those gutters. Post #3026.
She likes a "sparkling" atmosphere. :mrgreen:

El Teddy's idea of a "sparkling atmoshere" is by throwing a deck party at an upscale condo in Laguna Hills while requiring all participants to bring sparklers instead of snacks and beverages.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/Sparklers20435x435.jpg

jim_pridx's idea of an upscale evening is him, Milwaukee's Best in hand, watching a Married with Children marathon on the couch...with pants on!

Homerzeppelin hasn't made up a lie about the person above him

CDHopkin no longer visits London. Last time he did, he went to see a football match and someone told him in order to support his favoured team, he should shout 'Up the Hammers!'. CDH did so, right in the middle of the Arsenal crowd.

While never being much of a sports fan, let alone knowing the differences between European and American football, Moggl recently attended a football match in Munich. Early in the game he appeared to be rather confused, so he stood up and yelled "Where's Brett Favre? I thought he came out of retirement!"

jim_pridx still wears the jersey pictured below to church every Sunday.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/john11m/front.jpg

Homerzeppelin Doesn't believe in jersies or Brett Favre. And I hear that he used to be a towel boy for the Vikings until last year when he was let go for "personal reasons involving a Soak Tub... Towels... and Brett Favre"

Dominic (D Antoneli) carved a Tele out of dried Agave cactus. The pickguard is fashioned out of Armadillo hide. When he plays the blues on it, he can make the Sagauro weep and the Quechan* tribe reconsider their Casino plans.

(*Yuma-area tribe)

PennyCentury thinks this stuff up on-the-fly. She can rattle off a witty retort without any research hours. This takes away from selling Telecasters on eBay at incredibly inflated prices to collectors who are clueless.

MagicTwanger has lived in IllINOIS all his life, yet still stumbles when asked how many Ls and Is are in the name Illinois. It is enough to make him feel ill.

Boblets is not 1 mere man.

In fact, this persona is a collection of 3 "little people" named Bob all hailing from Brisbane Australia. Their ages being 22, 20, 16 (which equals 58 to the non-math inclined people scouring this thread (yes I am looking at you El Tedesco))

While the Boblets are a more or less typical Aussie trio, Homerzeppelin's other half is an airborne vehicle. The name does give it away. Beware of Lakehurst, mate.

Moggl traveled to New York for an appearance on the Today show, where he demonstrated his recipe for Jägerschnitzel, which he served in a hollowed-out Telecaster. Good job.

Jägerschnitzel! Penny was obviously so obsessed with eating it that she forgot to post the photo.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/tele_thinline_top3.jpg

Jim_pridx pulled the wrong image from the archives.

This is a Wiener Schnitzel, not a Jaeger Schnitzel.

Sorry for the interruption, but JimP has never eaten nor seen a Jaeger, much less the associated Schnitzel.

Let's not argue about the accuracy of Jim's Photoshopped pic -- one, there was no gravy, and two, who serves American french fries with a Schnitzel?
Should be red cabbage, or sauerkraut cooked with caraway & bacon, or even German style potato salad (katroffel salat)! Perhaps some roggenbrot on the side to sop up some of the gravy. On a good day, spaetzle. With a mass krug of Hacker-Pschorr. That's what I'd serve. Funny thing, the "local" German restaurant is always trying to remind us of all the wonderful American dishes they serve.

PennyC once attended a culinary school.
Her passing grade was almost in question, because she tried to convince the Chef of Chefs how to cook more creative :mrgreen:

Jim_pridx pulled the wrong image from the archives.

This is a Wiener Schnitzel, not a Jaeger Schnitzel.

Sorry for the interruption, but JimP has never eaten nor seen a Jaeger, much less the associated Schnitzel.

Schnitzel Schmitzel....details and more details. And, those ain't French fries, it's spatzle!

Herr Tedesco likes to fancy himself as an authority and critic of fine German cooking. Just last week he visited a German restaurant to try some of their new offerings, but when the waiter told him he was eating Wurstsalat, Herr tedesco thought he said "worst of the lot" and angrily got up and walked out of the restaurant.

Oh Boy, da haben wir den Salat!

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El Tedesco submitted his favorite Tuna recipe to Three Minute Meals,
hold the Telecaster:

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At last, thanks to PennyC, an alternative to the dreaded spam. I will now dine on tuna melts and be thankful.

PennyCentury recently applied to become a Justice of the Peace. She was almost in, until one of the selection panel, a left handed Tele owner, stumbled upon the 'tell a lie' thread of the TDPRI forum. Needless to say, the selector was aghast at the number and vicissitude of PennyC's posts, not to mention her brazen attempt to portray herself as a person of 'good character' and 'moral rectitude' on the application form.

When last seen Penny was heard to say "I wuz robbed!!"

Boblets has been waiting since Primary school to use the word "rectitude" in a coherent sentence!

PennyCentury, being an IT type became totally obsessed with that X-Files movie where the guy gets assimilated by a computer. No slouch when it comes to writing code she eventually got sucked up by her PC and now lives in Virtual Reality. Right here.

muchxs is hiding something from us, because his screen name was actually meant to be "toomuchxs"

El Tedesco had support wheels on his bike until he was 14 years old. He still doesn't like to ride a bike because he is afraid he might fall.

koen bought snake oil to stop his trouser python squeaking.

redstringuitar is an expert at self-snake-oil-application.

homerzeppelin has traded his picture's signature for a crappy Samba tambourine here in Brazil! He decided to get rid of all his guitars to form a Latin Music Group that accepts soccer socks as payment...

Schizotronic played maracas on Nuno's album Schizophonic, named of course in honor of his TDPRI handle. No Telecasters were harmed in the production of that album or video.

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/3c779d1e4a4df269a0fab4d767b2596b/18767.jpg

Someone on TDPRI keeps sending me this video for some unknown reason :-)
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Well homerzeppelin and myself were at the bar, and drinking quite heavily when we decided we needed some strippers. All was going well until he found out he'd bought a lap dance from his cousin. It was a bit awkward.

PennyCentury found out that maracas are related to Mexico and not Brazil and invited me to fund a tele-powered band to support Nuno's new album: "Tales from New Hampsquier".

and I posted about the wrong person

Well homerzeppelin and myself were at the bar, and drinking quite heavily when we decided we needed some strippers. All was going well until he found out he'd bought a lap dance from his cousin. It was a bit awkward.

That's all right, rumor has it that Homerzeppelin is his own Uncle.

PennyCentury never gets the term "cousin" and "uncle" mixed up.

homerzeppelin collects Seinfeld merchandise including coasters shaped like Kramer's head and the actual prop door to Jerry Seinfeld's apartment

Fred the donkey once stood in for Mr. Ed while he recoverd from the flu.

A bit hard to tell a lie about a bloke who uses a Galah for his avatar, but here goes:

Nick JD knows by heart the location of every fixed speed camera in Northern NSW, but his thinking becomes discombobulated whenever he approaches one, and he speeds up, unlike all other drivers who slow down and smile sweetly for the camera. Nick's number of renewed driver's licences is only exceeded by his number of posts on this forum.

Boblets is not just one person or single identity posting here.
Boblets is a conglomerate consisting of multiple lying identities, kind of like an "Organized Lie Syndicate". Nice try.

El Tedesco's favorite meal is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich substituting pancakes in for the bread?

(Does anyone else think that sounds really good??)

El Tedesco's favorite meal is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich substituting pancakes in for the bread?

(Does anyone else think that sounds really good??)

homerzeppelin did not just go to the store and buy said ingrediants and enjoy his first pancak-u-lar pb&j

homerzeppelin will not make pb&j waffles.

Homerzeppelin's pet rabbit, Oolong, thinks PB & J pancakes are a capital idea!

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/4497/oolong.jpg

Brett Faust did not make a deal with Legba be the best blues player in the world.
It's more of Goethe's lies.

PennyCentury is traveling the globe giving motivational speeches on the merits of the PB&J pancake.

"Remember kids, study hard, stay in school, don't do drugs, and maybe someday you too can have your own PB&J Pancake."


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/john11m/pbjpancaketop.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/john11m/pbjpancakeprofile.jpg

Homerzeppelin has persuaded Paul to start his own forum here, Cooking on the TDPRI

The next recipe he's preparing is Bill Carson Hoecakes with Forrest White Three Meat Chili (no beans).

PennyCentury is routinely scene driving around in her VW Rabbit (with a mural of the care bears painted on the rear of it) loudly singing Super Tramp out her open windows.

Little did Homerzeppelin realize the history of the copper VW Rabbit, which he recently took on as a restoration project -- until he ripped out the carpeting and found the registration papers of its former owner -- one Century, Penny. Astounded, Mr. Zeppelin rushed to return the infernal machine back to the scrapheap from which it had emerged...

Good thing, too, because its electrical system was shot.

(so, yeah, it's true, I used to drive a Rabbit -- but only until I could afford a real car.)

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/9088/rabbitb.jpg

PennyCentury shields all her guitars, even acoustics, with copper cladding obtained from an endless supply of a coppery substance, cleverly disguised in the form of a retired horseless carriage she once owned, which responds to the name 'Rabbit'.

As others have stated earlier, Boblets is not merely one individual. In reality, it's a group of middle-aged men based out of Brisbane that travel extensively doing comedy strip shows for the most discriminating female audiences throughout Australia. Ladies and gents, the Boblets:

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/pic31556.jpg

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/7493/eyepj.jpg

No lies this time, just emergency eyebleach procedure,

Thanks, Penny, my eyes needed a good rinse after the outrageous outing attempt by Jimmy above. I absolutely deny that I am the one on the right in the green tights, and that the other four to the left are my progeny.

Having said that, the money's not bad for the old G string parade.

Corey Harrison, known as Big Hoss on the History Channel series Pawn Stars, categorically denies that he is the one in the middle in the pic posted by Jim_Pridx.

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/361/coreyv.jpg

Thanks, Penny, my eyes needed a good rinse after the outrageous outing attempt by Jimmy above.

Sorry for the outrageous photo! It really isn't very easy on the eyes now, is it?

But, Penny does indeed enjoy the History Channel's Porn Stars episodes....uh, I mean Pawn Stars.

Jim still suffers flashbacks from his days as an emergency stand-in for Barry Humphries. At a recent gig, he greeted the nonplussed audience with 'Hello, Possums!'

Moggl is still crying for Germany Soccer Team, back on 2006. He rented his room to an Italian friend and had to kill him after Italy wins the World Cup.
Local police says he hid the body in a 4x12 Hughes and Kettner cabinet...

In many parts of the world, quality guitars are extremely hard to come by, and Brazil is certainly no exception. In his quest for the ultimate bass guitar, Schizotronic only wanted the very best and most "authentic" materials for his new signature bass, so he has recently custom-ordered his new "Schizotronic Signature" bass guitar from Squier.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/Bassguitar.jpg

In many parts of the world, quality guitars are extremely hard to come by, and Brazil is certainly no exception. In his quest for the ultimate bass guitar, Schizotronic only wanted the very best and most "authentic" materials for his new signature bass, so he has recently custom-ordered his new "Schizotronic Signature" bass guitar from Squier.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/Bassguitar.jpg

Breaking the sequence, OMG! Maybe one day I can leave the floor and stop rolling on it while I laugh my a* out.
OMG! Best post ever...

jim_pridx was eatten by a Wisconsin inhabitant Mr Gene Wilder, while teaching some Brent Mason licks.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/Bassguitar.jpg

As a bonus, the "Bass" will sing and wiggle its tail when you press its eye!

By the way, this is the fish that was caught by Jim_Pridx, and was under contract to be a spokesfish for Epiphone guitars:

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/1190/fishyq.jpg

PennyCentury has always had an obsession with "fishy" guitars.
Until recently, she was engaged in a highly scientific development project using fishbones to thread strings for those "fishy" guitars.

OMG!

El Tedesco was envy about the "fish" thing and convinced Dave Mustaine of Megadeth to join his band and play "Hook in Mouth". Band's name: "Megateles of Santa Malagueta".

Schizotronic can't fall asleep unless he's playing this tune by Mike Nesmith

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"Why Reno?"
"Not Reno, dummy -- Rio; Rio De Jennaro"

PennyCentury knows all about Michael Nesmith, for she was a huge Monkees groupie back in the late '60s while especially admiring Michael for his fluent guitar playing and dry sense of humor.

jim_pridx, a monumental daydream believer, missed the last train to Clarksville, thus losing his chance to have his own TV show.

Boblets is coming to visit me here in Brazil. He's gonna disguise himself as a groupie in the ACDC gig confirmed for November down here...

In real life, Schizotronic is the famous archaeologist, Dr Brasiliana Jones. He was last seen near Timbuktu, searching for the Temple of Brooms in the Alley of Kings.

Moggl is my assistant for digging the Dark Woods. Unfortunately, both of us lost our shovels while watching 1970 World Cup videos...

Schizotronic says that the Major League Baseball "World" Series can't be a "World" Series because the USA always wins.

PennyCentury secretly shares Schizotronic's preoccupation about football, and even calls football 'football' in the presence of her fellow countryfolks.

Penny Century knows so little about music that she thought Jethro Tull was one of the Beverly Hillbillies..........

ScatMan... Nuff Said

I think I know who The Beverly Hillbillies are... we have TVLand!
More on topic, they had Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs in one or two episodes.

Dominic traded his PRS Santana SE for my 100 watt Silvertone SS220 amp.
He even threw in an Arizona State pennant!

Schizotronic says that the Major League Baseball "World" Series can't be a "World" Series because the USA always wins.

PennyCentury is familiar with the Toronto Blue Jays and their early 90s dynasty.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/john11m/blue-jays-pride.jpg

PennyCentury is familiar with the Toronto Blue Jays and their early 90s dynasty.

That's definitely a lie. But I once attended a Montreal Expos game once, from the nosebleed section. Which is the sum total of my baseball exposure.

Homerzeppelin once ate at Lucky Cheng's and wondered why the waitresses looked strange. He ended up sleeping with his telecaster that night.

Above PennyCentury was very specific and clearly defined if I was sleeping with my Telecaster, or sleeping with my Telecaster.

Homer, my friend! One only sleeps with his Telecaster if there is no one else to sleep with. It may not be a bad thing, but still.....

jim_pridx real name is Sarah !

Penny Century is my Idol! :razz:

Chet has attended every ICP Halloween concert since the old days in Royal Oak.
He also drinks Faygo with every meal.

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/5587/faygo.jpg

PennyCentury had her original vintage AC-100 re-covered in Blue puffy Kustom 1960's plastic covering, and then went so far as to put the Kustom 100 logo on the cab.

Penny Century will not reach 600 posts. :razz:

Here's another one: Penny Century aka HAP.

She's back!

Chet will be the calendar model for the 2010 combat boots edition from J. Prideaux Sports & Leather Inc.

moggl is a STUD!

Moggl is extremely jealous of Chet for having won the honor of being the "combat boots" calendar model for 2010, for Moggl has served as the event's primary model for 10 consecutive seasons but lost out for next year. Here's his prize winning pair from 2008, and he has since passed them on to his mama:

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/untitled.jpg

jim pridx loves hats and guitars but, oddly, not separately...

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/ogeskimo/20090125201613.jpg

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/9003/mikeeskimo.jpg

PennyCentury is actually Chet.

PennyCentury is way too much for chet to handle...:razz:

Wait...I need a lie here. Garytelecaster is really PennyCentury.

Wait...that isn't a lie...

Chet is only interested in Penny Century because he want's to borrow the dress she was wearing last Saturday nite.

Ironwolf is jealous of chet and wants the dress for himself.

Ironwolf is jealous of chet and wants the dress for himself.

Chet picked his avatar name because of his idol...the older brother from "Weird Science."

Chet's pic
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l40/driscomy/weird20science.jpg

See! She's got a crush on me.


:mrgreen:

Wait, I forgot again- I need another lie.

PennyCentury doesn't have a heavy New England accent. :razz:

PennyCentury doesn't have a heavy New England accent.

No, that's not a lie. I am well aware that a certain generation of New Englanders can be placed to a certain geographical area by their use of linguistic quirks. However, the majority of my generation having been immersed more in television and radio tend to have absorbed a generic "broadcasting" accent.


Chet was the lifestyle moderator on the Jersey Shore BBS until 1995.
Since his retirement, Chet marches around his neighborhood every weekend playing a soup pot as if it were a snare drum, in imitation of Dennis the Menace.

Does Chet play a Tele? No one knows.

I think I met Penny once when I drove around up there in the early ninties- I understood every word she said. :razz:

PennyCentury hates attention. :lol:

Chet, in his self-imposed exile, has lost track of who he really is vs. the character he has created of himself..therefore, he now refers to himself exclusively in the third person.

Scatman is the greatest guitar player I have ever listened to.

Penny posts way too many of her own threads. Somebody stop her, please! :shock:

Chet spent all week watching old ABC's "TFIG" shows. He is bound and determined to get to the bottom of an issue that has been haunting his dreams for weeks...

Which show achieved sitcom perfection, Family Matters, or Full House??

HomerZepplin is not jealous that I'm movin' in on his territory. (Penny)

No, that's not a lie. I am well aware that a certain generation of New Englanders can be placed to a certain geographical area by their use of linguistic quirks. However, the majority of my generation having been immersed more in television and radio tend to have absorbed a generic "broadcasting" accent.


Chet was the lifestyle moderator on the Jersey Shore BBS until 1995.
Since his retirement, Chet marches around his neighborhood every weekend playing a soup pot as if it were a snare drum, in imitation of Dennis the Menace.

Does Chet play a Tele? No one knows.

Penny is not intrigued by "The chetster".

Many, many forum members have seen and heard me play a Tele...

Penny is not intrigued by "The chetster".

Many, many forum members have seen and heard me play a Tele...

Above, Chet is referring to a Tele-phone.

homerzeppelin hasn't used the above joke before. He also does not find it irrationally funny.

Homerzeppelin has graciously furnished a spy photo of Chet's three homebuilt guitars:

http://www.destroyallguitars.com/images/babyDaleClifford.jpg

Penny's homebuilt guitar is really nothing more than an old shoe box with strings, but she'll be the first to tell you how magical the tone is.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/153555-main_Full.jpg

Jim (of Wisconsin fame or infamy (the poll hasn't closed yet)) suffers badly from the realisation that Penny used the guitar he supplied her with (pictured above) to leisurely outplay Chet, thus foiling his cunning plan regarding the two of them.

Tomorrow! Tomorrow Moggl will be in the throes of Oktoberfest, and don't expect him to post again until October 5.

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/46/helgaolga.jpg

Penny Century has no clue as to why men find the picture above alluring. The reason, of course, is the beer.

Ironwolf thinks he's joking.

Penny Century has no clue as to why men find the picture above alluring. The reason, of course, is the beer.

You sure it's not the potential milk output?

PennyCentury is only wearing (blank) while posting...

PennyCentury is desparately trying to use me make HoodieMcFoodie jealous.

PennyCentury and Mickeydean are one and the same person!

Except Mickeydean is funny when he posts as Penny.

Chet is using this thread to reach 19,999 posts.

PennyCentury did not wear out:
Wardpike
Boblets
Praisecaster
El Tedesco
Brandt
and all the others in this thread....

PennyCentury obviously has an extremely high internet drive (shall we say cyberspace libido?) that no one - I mean "no one" - can keep pace with while Chet is desperately hoping that Penny doesn't put him into his own list of worn down poor souls.

PennyCentury did not wear out:
Wardpike
Boblets
Praisecaster
El Tedesco
Brandt
and all the others in this thread....
Chet's wife told him to leave her alone with all that guitar stuff, so he ended up on this site, placing all kinds of "over the top" posts ... :roll:

El Tedesco can't see Chet's "over the top" posts because he put him on "ignore" much like the rest of us.

Oh, crap. I was supposed to say: El Tedesco follows each and every one of Chet's posts rabidly.

Actually, Penny meant to say that she follows Chet rabidly.

A personal aside--I just scrolled through some of the pages in this thread; this has to be some of the most hilariously inscrutable, skewed humor I've ever read. I'll even go so far as to say that several posts are wickedly cerebral--kinda like a nitro-huffing (or poly-huffing; it's debatable) Algonquin Round Table.

Joel Terry seems to be an expert on "Poly Fumes"

In other words:

Joel Terry appears to be on "Poly Fumes"

:shock:

Update:
At 9.52am Joel Terry changes his verbage from "poly-fuming" to "poly-huffing". Also, he upgrades from "Poly" to "Nitro"
Boy, he is really on it!!
:shock::shock:

PennyCentury put me on her Ignore List?

Good, now i don't have to worry about her slamming me like she does all the rest of you guys. :lol:

Actually, Penny meant to say that she follows Chet rabidly.

A personal aside--I just scrolled through some of the pages in this thread; this has to be some of the most hilariously inscrutable, skewed humor I've ever read. I'll even go so far as to say that several posts are wickedly cerebral--kinda like a nitro-huffing (or poly-huffing; it's debatable) Algonquin Round Table.


Joel Terry is lucky that PennyCentury is focusing her rage on me...:razz:


The stuff in this thread is about the best I've read in any forum. Talk about "Over-The -Top"! :lol:

Chet thinks this thread could be useful as some sort of "survival training"

These are supposed to be lies. To keep my own sanity, I try to inject humor and musical references of some sort in keeping with the theme of TDPRI. Playful banter is not "slamming" somebody. If Chet really believes this, then perhaps he would be happier following another thread.

El Tedesco thinks this thread should be used as some sort of "Chet" survival training.

PennyC now feels deeply sorry for 'Chet', whereby 'Chet' has found his long sought after happiness. At least for the moment.

There should be a sign at the entrance of this thread:

Caution! Enter at your own risk!

Here is my "referenced" musical contribution. Better hang on to your rails!

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Edit:
Replaced the "reference" with a 46 second clip of the original, incl. inaudible profane announcement. For cleanliness sake ... :mrgreen:

Do I sense a wee bit of tension going on here? As El Tabasco says........

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/LieRoom.jpg

That said, we've now learned that El Tabasco's favorite choice of music is Polka. Let the accordions rock!

Jim P just loves to pretend being innocent.

Jim P just loves to pretend being innocent.

Of course I'm innocent, but then again, we're all innocent!

In reality, this thread was secretly created as a governmental "watch" program so that human behavior specialists can view and analyze how humans behave toward one another when others lie about them. Of course, El Tedesco is behind this program while closely monitoring a few select participants. In the end, we'll find that El doesn't even own a Telecaster.

Creative environment disclaimer:

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/3361/safetyk.jpg

This is dedicated to El T, from the pierogi festival in West Springfield MA

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PennyCentury plays minature guitars and mini full-stacks while she day-dreams of being Godzilla in Tokyo

Hey that was my 1000 post! Go me, go me!

Creative environment disclaimer:

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/3361/safetyk.jpg

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/ToughBeans.jpg

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9889/antigua.jpg

PennyCentury was born a blond. She started dyeing her hair red at a very young age when she mistakenly heard one of her relatives say the family was Irish.
Only recently did she discover the family is Swedish.

32028

Garytelecastor was sufficiently lubricated one day and decided to rewire his '52 RI. OMG! WTF!

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/9320/wiring2.jpg

Penny calls in sick to work so she can stay home and watch "The View"

Maxwell Street starts every morning right by eating a fresh made dozen of bacon jelly rolls.

Maxwell Street was Under Assistant West Coast Promo Man for WAX TRAX! records, until they were bought by TeeVeeToons.

Everything I write here is a lie.

Clawfinger is interested in the TRUTH, NSFW video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqp1v1HutQk) (language) so it's not embedded.

PennyCentury can't see Russia from anyones house...

Pchilson thinks the movie Red Dawn was a documentary.

PennyCentury can't see Russia from anyones house...

But.....Penny can see Canada! Well, kind of.....about as well as Sarah seeing Russia from her house.

jim pridx has boils on his fingertips

pchilson boils his fingertips and his strings...helps his screaming blues riffs.

redstringuitar generally thinks of himself as being left-handed, but if in doubt, he has his bases covered.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/quadchopper.jpg

Jim has hallucinations, he thinks I'm here today to post about another one of his debatably successful ventures into the garment industry.

Moggl is not human, it was designed and built at the Staatliches Bauhaus in 1967, 34 years after it had officially closed!

RSG stringently adheres to the Welsh Calendar of the Leek, according to which 1966 is 1967.

RSG stringently adheres to the Welsh Calendar of the Leek, according to which 1966 is 1967.

It was a leek year! :lol:

Moggl fries chips in engine oil.

It was a leek year! :lol:

:lol:


RSG is the best customer for my engine-oil fried SnV fish and chips. He has at least three helpings a day, a greasy grubber of international renown.

Moggl's realization of his life long dream to join the WWF didn't go quite as planned:

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homerzeppelin had a moment of lucidity once...

Pchilson invented the deep fried CLIF bar.

Penny Century was held,questioned, and released in connection with a fish hypnotizing incident at the New Jersey State Aquarium.

JackStraw is actually Ed Roman.

Homerzeppelin is confused about the WWF (http://www.wwf.org.uk/).

Moggl is neither confused about the WWF or Oktoberfest, for he's prepared for both occasions.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/Beer-Guy-Costume-2.jpg

Thanks, Jim, for supplying my new battle-boozer outfit:

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg6/Moggl/Beer-Guy-Costume-2.jpg

Jim and Moggl have their "outfits" :lol: on and are sharing some wine cooler.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1a/Bacardibreezer.jpg/634px-Bacardibreezer.jpg

Moggl has partnered with Jim P to franchise the Hello Kitty Maternity Hospital worldwide.

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/6389/hellokitty11.jpg

OutlawSteph has been a wine cooler connoisseur for many years now. His personal choice is Bacardi Breezer Ruby Grapefruit.

And Moggl.....you're quite welcome! I just hope you're up for the wrestling match with Big Bob "Grizzly" Bear.

PennyCentury is telling a lie. We only manufacture combat boots and battle-boozer outfits. In fact, Penny just ordered the full attire of battle-boozer wear with boots and gloves to match.

Jim_P has signed with WWE as a heel and has a new gimmick:

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1559/spellcaster.jpg

And, of course, Penny has become my tag-team partner.

What happened to the pic? Technical difficulties? Were you told to crop out the mammaries?

Jim's outcrops:

http://www.lks-bg.com/img/implant_5.jpg

Here's the real reason Hoodie McFoodie is moving to Tamworth:

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/6821/tamworthbiggoldenguitar.jpg

(I don't think it's playable without using a derrick!)

It's monday today.

redstringuitar's nickname is "atomic clock"

(On an aside, initially while typing "clock" I typed it too fast and missed a letter. It would have changed the tone of that post by quite a bit.)

He must have had it done in Casablanca.

Homerzeppelin plans on diligently and seriously woodshedding, as soon as he finds plans to build a woodshed.

PennyCentury is anxiously awaiting a callback for the hit TV series, Rock of Love 3.

homerzeppelin has a fuzz pedal he calls Josephine.

redstringuitar still doesn't understand why his driver's license application was denied just because in the "Sex" column he wrote "Missionary"

homerzeppelin wrote the noted nursery rhyme: The Farmer in the Dell; a seemingly innocuous nonsensical tune as a means of getting young kids to participate in singing together.. but in actuality, unbeknownst to his own consciousness and/or intention, homer has posed important existential questions..

The farmer in the dell
The farmer in the dell
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The farmer in the dell
The farmer takes a wife..

..Then:
The wife takes a child..
The child takes a nurse
The nurse takes a cow
The cow takes a dog
The dog takes a cat
The cat takes a rat
The rat takes the cheese, etc.

Finally:
The cheese stands alone
The cheese stands alone
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The cheese stands alone

Is this some sort of veiled existential conundrum?
Is the cheese an inanimate object or is it a conscious being?
If the cheese is a conscious being, did the cheese make a decision on it's own to become a hermit and stand apart or did society shun the cheese, and if so why?
Is the cheese lonely? (standing all alone as it is.)

Homer has inadvertently proposed the argument of consciousness vs. inanimateness with a few simple verses..bravo!

(btw: yes guys, I'm just having fun with this thread).

As a social worker I would of course say that the cheese may well stand alone, but it has to want to.

ScatMan invented existential angst one August afternoon when he attempted to read an understand, in quick succession and without pause, two paragraphs of Derrida.

He is well looked after these days by Texan therapists who certainly know the difference between a bull and cow.

Boblets solos like Wilko Johnson...

D7OCbeXy_5w

...in some inscrutable attempt to win Penny Century's affections, particularly when she's channeling Liz Phair:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a296/DimeIV/PenCentasLizPhair.jpg

JD

PennyCentury has agreed to a contract with Joel Terry for a rather risque' photoshoot to advertise relic Fenders for a well-known guitar shop in Nashville, Tennessee.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a296/DimeIV/PenCentasLizPhair.jpg

Due to a manufacturing mixup, all of my CDs pressed by Jim_P Productions were shipped overseas, and the wrong CD -- World Entertainment War -- was shipped in my jewel cases instead, much to my and Rob Brezhny's (http://www.freewillastrology.com/cds/mp3s.html) surprise. It could have been worse, Slappin' Mammys (http://www.amazon.com/Blackface-Bondage-Slappin-Mammys/dp/B00008FJ2H) could have been the CD shipped instead...

Penny's modeling career took a turn for the worst the fateful night of the VMAs.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/john11m/pennyscareerisover.jpg

Despite all protests otherwise, homerzeppelin really does care if Jimmy cracks corn. You see, homerzeppelin was raised by (yes--by; not on) a patch of wild, albeit tenderly parental and accepting corn. In the jungles of Iowa, no less.

As to the identity of "Jimmy," one need only consider homerzeppelin's TDPRI name and heretofore officially unspecified, yet readily apparent loyalty-to-family-versus-loyalty-to-favorite-band internal conflict to know that "Jimmy" is none other than ol' Zoso himself, Jimmy Page, who's renowned for three things, in particular: 1. Exposing himself to theremins in voyeur-filled municipal/county/regional performance halls throughout the UK, Europe, North America, and the Greater Machu Picchu metropolitan area; 2. Immersing himself in the arcane writings and 11 herbs and spices of legendary fried chicken occultist and gravy hedonist, Colonel Aleister Crowley; and 3. Cracking the hell out of corn--preferably wild, albeit tenderly parental and accepting corn strains. From the jungles of Iowa, no less.

Joel's great uncle Jake Terkelson played third coronet in Joe "King" Oliver‘s jazz band with Louis Armstrong. This was where Joel's uncle first heard Louis refer to ol’ time jazz as "corny". He meant it as a derogatory reference to an old-fashioned or trite style of jazz, likening it to music that might be heard in the boondocks. Jake adopted the reference.

However, after the price of corn dropped from $1.85 a bushel to $0.41 in 1922, farmers stopped growing corn and it became scarce; and so a delicacy.

JT was so used to eating corn on the cob as a staple of his diet that he had to rethink his hero Louis’s reference to trite jazz as “corny” (he could not reconcile a derogatory comparison to jazz with his insatiable appetite for corn).

JT then and there quit playing jazz and devoted his musical life to country music. Ironically, Jake spent the rest of his musical career defending country music against "sophisticated" urbanites that described his new-found love of country music as "corny".

According to insider information, Scatman recently had a tearful breakdown right over his keyboard, because of this merciless lying thread.

Info has it, his keyboard required replacement due to flood damage.

El Tedesco's past as a BBC newscaster has been uncovered:

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El Tedesco's past as a BBC newscaster has been uncovered:

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Does that make him a Tellycaster?

Moggl believes that Mercedes Benz is a company run by pacifists...because of the logo.

There it goes! RSG has never seen a Mercedes Benz in his live! :shock:

El Tedesco doesn't like fast cars, he's more of a donkey and sombrero kinda guy. He does, however, enjoy the noise that hub-caps make when he hits them with a stick.

Redstringuitar is in the guiness book of records for playing the fastest guitar solo of all time.

It lasted 0.14 seconds.

I always loved fast guitar soli ..solis, solos ... ? But not that fast!

On the other hand CIM is unaware that the referenced guitar solo was played back in "Super Slow Motion"

El Tedesco doesn't like fast cars, he's more of a donkey and sombrero kinda guy. He does, however, enjoy the noise that hub-caps make when he hits them with a stick.RSG only pretends to know my Hubcap Collection ... :twisted:

Just a small number of El Teddy's hubcap collection:

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/09-26_hubcap_collection.jpg

They also double as covers for his resonator guitars.....

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/redneck_hubcap_guitar.jpg

Jim P's collection of old, retired socks goes back to the ... 1959's? :cool:

Did anyone recognize the Rambler-capped Resonator as the work of Larry Pogreba, or am I the only Bonnie Raitt fan in the thread?

El Tedesco wears two different-colored socks, but it's OK, because he goes by thickness.

Did anyone recognize the Rambler-capped Resonator as the work of Larry Pogreba, or am I the only Bonnie Raitt fan in the thread?

Oh Penny, you're not the only Bonnie Raitt fan in this thread. I've been a fan forever. I even did a jam with some of her band members back in the 80s. Nice folks!

That aside, PennyCentury's laundry line was photographed the other day.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/omg-1569.jpg

Penny coaxed poor Larry to make a guitar to match her hair. Bonnie was reportedly upset about it

Moggl has placed an infectious bug into your computer. Just hit the bug on your screen with a hammer as hard as you can, and you'll be bug-free!

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/jpridx/ant.gif

Disclaimer: jim_pridx is not responsible for any damages to your computer.

Note: For those who didn't quite get the jist of this post, it was merely a reference to Moggl's new signature and what might happen if you decide to hit the "Red Button." I'm sorry if it actually offended anyone. Thanks!

Wuahh, Jim P plants bugs on other websurfers computer screen and then not only disclaims responsiblity, but also shoves it up Moggl's sleeve.

That's just so over the top, not to say "off the wall" :roll:

El Tedesco wears two different-colored socks, but it's OK, because he goes by thickness.I don't quite understand the issue of "thickness". But nevertheless, better thick than barefoot, right? :grin:

Wuahh, Jim P plants bugs on other websurfers computer screen and then not only disclaims responsiblity, but also shoves it up Moggl's sleeve.

That's just so over the top, not to say "off the wall" :roll:

Wuahh? El takes this seriously? It's just a "bug-gif" image that's been around for the last 10 years or so, and it's indeed a lie about the poster above, so whazzzupp?

El Tedesco appears to have a serious phobia of insects.