Make up a lie about the poster above you!

BigMuff actually got his name from the the Great Muffin Eating Contest of '08.

(Yep, you guessed it, he ate 113!)

Mal lost another fight against Kevin Shield's second cousin's goldfish

Muff had a hunch, but the plastic surgeon removed it.

CC

Canuckcaster isn't at all what he seems. He is really from Tennessee and is a spy from the Gibson forum. He even hates brown gravy!

'Sutty is treasurer for the Joe Diffy fan club.

Esaaaal opens fan mail for the three Darryl brothers.

TUTM was Arnold Ziffel's wardrobe assistant.

Chex developed his "vexed look" by studying Dr Zachary Smith's.

Esaaal thinks that meteor showers count towards his personal hygiene.

CC

Canukster thinks his electric bill can be cut in half by switching on the Northern Lights.

<no lie> The Meteor shower lie was really funny</ no lie>

In breaking news the The Dallas Tourism Bureau has announced the appointment of TUTM as "Ambassador at Large".

^^^according to Guinness book of world records chezdeluxe has been featured as the 'poster child' in more birth control advertisements than any other person!

BF1323 has decided that wallpaper is for wusses - he glues Telecaster bodies to his walls, instead.

Spikster was surgically separated from his guitar at birth.

Nrand was assimilated into the collective back in the 90's.

Esaaal still suffers a bit of hearing loss from the roaring 20's.

Jack hurt his knee during the swingin' 70s

Unwell Paso's knees work backwards, a distinct advantage when sliding across stage

'1234 is a product of the lost '80s.

Mike is a product of the "meh" generation.

Eees has a long shelf life, a product of the re generation

fuzzbender cross breeds tomatos with other tomatos and ends up with more tomatos.

JS's hidden talent is an ability to do jazz feet as well as jazz hands - it made his school's production of Chicago really something special.

spiky got very Bolshoi when he was told Riverdance didn't involve tap shoes

fuzzy's borzoi Njinsky will foxtrot when given the command whiskey tango.

Jack takes Kirov business

FB always thought Anna Pavlova was just a fancy dessert.

Spiky was dumbfounded when he discovered a $9.00 White Russian was not a mail order bride.

Charisse is spiky's favourite colour

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/89/Cyd_charisse_singing_in_the_rain.jpg/300px-Cyd_charisse_singing_in_the_rain.jpg

tellte smokes black russians

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1c/Sobranie_Black_Russian_cigarettes.png

he's so brainy

Fuzzbender is into musicals and showtunes, Ya' know.

Carousel is my fave

Oh, Fuptele lulls you into a false sense of security

Fuzzbender can't decide if he's a Shark or a Jet.

Essaall can't decide if he's a Shet or a Jark

MalP hasn't made a mistake since 1976, but with a year or two training he was able to correct it.

tutm claims to never make mistakes. He thought he made a mistake once back in '87 but turns out he was mistaken about having made a mistake. The logical implications of the whole incident caused tutie's brain to short circuit. He was catatonic for six weeks.

Did Tut just insinuate my mistake was being born?


Ouch, buddy!:lol:



Walnut, I owe ya a lie

mal rotates the laces in his shoes at 5000 step intervals.

Everytime Bobbo posts, I think, "Boblet's go to the movies, Boblet's go to the movies"

You guys know what I'm talking about it?



Is it true there are no theatres in the Land of Oz?


(on account of it being like Road Warrior, natch)

<no lie>Did Tut just insinuate my mistake was being born?

Nope Post birth - potty training - two years as in see below. Thanks two uses of same lie.:lol::lol:</no lie>

After hypnotic regression MalP is back to his old mistake.

King Tut has been around long enough to know a lie, inside and out, and I'm no match for his pyramidic capacities:lol:



(I love you guys)

MP isn't allowed to use a computer without assistance - it's been decide that he's a liability with quite literally any household item he may have at his disposal!

Spikypaddy was the last in his family to master the use of fire. It's not that he's anti-technology, it's just that he never felt the need.

As a sasquatch, Dsus is greatly afraid of fire, yet, the wheels of the world turn, and he along with it, and he knows it's only a matter of time until he makes the same discovery.


And then what?


Look out Amish, Sasquatch's are on the up and up





Skyscrapers here we come!

MP can play the brady bunch theme, note for note on sitar. Like, groovy baby!

Simon says groovy, Simon sees gravy


Wot a strange predicament?



There should be a name for this, yeah?


No?

(hey Si-dog, long time no gravy)

Simon says groovy, Simon sees gravy

Wot a strange predicament?

There should be a name for this, yeah?

No?

(hey Si-dog, long time no gravy)

Mal remembers the day the 60s ended in 1978

Muff practices eating bugs just in case he gets the call from Fear Factor.

CC

Canuckcaster practices using Boss Metal zones, in case he gets the call from Fear Factory.

Simon practices being a sweaty rat, in case he uses the pic for his avatar




(wot? I'm tired!)

Mother Bears Pizza, @1428 E 3rd St Bloomington....3rd booth from the door. " Mal Paso woz ere '98 " scratched into the table.

Simon was once arrested for spray painting a gang tag on a parked car. He wouldn't have minded, but it was his own car and the "gang tag" was the Fender logo.

Spiky uses his guitar hang tags for earrings.

Esaaal's house sits on the site of ancient Atlantis. He paid a little extra for the lot and bragging rights.

Jackstraw smears vegemite on his tele necks to relic them.

JS shares his geodesic dome with 4 million bees. The bees have acepted him as a fellow drone but he stills calls the queen "Honey".

Esaaal has an original copy of the declaration of independance that he's added exclamation points to where needed.

Jack makes independent declarations, quite randomly

fb makes dependent exclamations, quite purposefully

tgfmike never inhales, on Wednesdays.

On Fridays and Saturdays, czook often sings "There's Got to be a Morning After", following his last round.

On Friday and Saturday nights, after his last round, TUTM sings "Don't Say A Prayer For Me Now, Save It For The Morning After." Those who know him believe it relates to the feeling of being close to death that hits him when he's hungover.

s-piddy finds those days merge into one, and calls it Friturday

fuzz likes the summer macromonth Julugust.

Jack likes the micro month 'bruary

Fuzz likes a nice May to December romance on the weekends.

tellte is a man for all seasons, salt, pepper and, if he has the thyme, a little sauce

Fuzz got arrested for calling a female officer "Hot Sauce" which just happened to be her roller derby name.

CC

Canuckcaster needs to know if it is illegal to impersonate a police officer in the privacy of his own bedroom.

Canuckcustard naturally plays a telecustard, yet he loves caster sugar, castor oil and castrol gtx

Chez needs to take down the webcam he put up in my bedroom.

CC

Oops, sorry fuzz.

oh, what a tangled webjam

Canuck believes in uniformity

Canuckcaster had a minor breakdown when he discovered that he ignored Fuzzbender to razz Chezdeluxe. There will be a slight delay while he reboots. Fuzzbender will then appear out of the mist and mess up my lousy lie.

dsutton reboots at High & Mighty

http://www.redcmarketing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/D3N8633-300x199.jpg

and that's a doorbell

FB's gear has all the bells.... He is still saving up for all the whistles.

chez has knockers

wot? Benny Hill lives

FB curates the Benny Hill Dress and Wig Museum.

Esaaal's dandruff is so bad it looks like he's wearing a powdered wig.

CC

Canuckcaster is so cool that he's not allowed to see James Bond movies in the theater. It's too distracting to the audience when everyone keeps asking him, "How would you have done that?"

Dsutton24 is the Illinois Bandit, bandit. If theres a Peavey amp thats not chained down, look out.

simon stands at attention whenever a Queen song plays on the radio.

Boblets' latest motorcycle features Side Scan Sonar....It alerts him to wrecks in adjacent lanes.

chez is addicted to vanilla slices.

Boblet's Vanilla Ice retrospective features all original songs.

Esaaal steals acorns from squirrels and reburies them for later use.

JackStraw helps blind spiders find flies.

E wonders how this thread has gone so long with no mention of manatees or Dinsdale.

Doc makes sure no day goes by without at least one reference to a Manatee, Dinsdale or Martini. These can occur at different times during the day, first thing when he wakes up or during prayers before bed. Order is also unimportant as they all have almost mystical importance to the Doc.

Tutm gave V-ger the info right away.

If Esaaa'l gets the right-of-way before it's his turn he just sits there and weeps. His unwavering devotion to traffic law prevents him from taking unfair advantage.

Following a blinding flash of light, DS24 understood the meaning of shim shiminy, shim shim sheree.

Tutm needs safety flares and air traffic control to back out of his driveway.

E was wrong footed playing a driving game on his PSP while actually driving.

The police didn't seem too impressed when he explained that the accident only happened because "the back-end didn't kick out like it usually does".

rsg seldom drinks Martinis, but when he does, he drinks Grey Goose. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's his insistence on two cocktail onions, each on a separate toothpick, that is bordering on the completely unacceptable.

Esaaaal, by the way, insists on calling a Martini made with vodka a Vodka Martini, since true Martinis are made with gin. And don't get him started on how to measure out the Vermouth.

Doc knows that vodka martinis suck, and I agree




(er, I guess this isn't a lie, oh well)

mal can play the national anthem on a lemon leaf. When he pulls out the comb and cigarette paper, people weep.

Boble can play Lemon Tree (the Trini Lopez version, not the one by Peter, Paul and Mary) on the sousaphone, but only after 3 Stoli Martinis.

Mike still remembers the day when JR got shot. He has a moments silence, & toasts a bourbon to his memory.

Simon gets up in the morning, has a shot, burns his toast and tries to get the memory of last night at JR's Bar erased.

chez gets up in the morning, thinks "did I sleep last night?", worries about the possibilities and goes back to bed just to be on the safe side.

Boblets has come up with a brilliantly original opening lyric for a blues song:

"Woke up this morning, Der-dum-dum-dum..."

Boblets has come up with a brilliantly original opening lyric for a blues song:

"Woke up this morning, Der-dum-dum-dum..."

Spiky´s real name is Donald

aehn's real name is aehn.

JackStraws real name is Ong and he wonders where his hat is at.

Hoodie often slips into his alter ego "BoBo the Anti-clown".

tutm often borrows slips from his Auntie Bob

Frontierland remembers the day he got his first pink slip......It was edged in Broderie Anglaise.

Mike still remembers the day when JR got shot. He has a moments silence, & toasts a bourbon to his memory.
chez remembers the night Bobby stepped out of the shower.

tgfm remembers the night they drove ole' Dixie down to the 7 eleven to get a pack of Lucky Strikes.

JS only has 3 of his original white T-shirts left. The ones with the right sleeve stretched from rolling up his cigarette packs in high school.

Telleutelleme has a trucker's wallet in his back pocket. The chain is still attached to the trucker.

Sutton eats chili proper.

See ya fuzzy

See ya fuzzy
This is mp's phonetic transliteration of the Portuquese for "Yes, I will dance (with you) ."

tgfmike knows exactly where he left his hat

Good Iron grows tomatoes but does not relish them.

Boblets had a double header this afternoon.

1 A 6 year old's Birthday party where Bob The Clown performed with Maisie the Marvellous Maltese Terrier.

and 2 A 12 year old's where Bob twisted balloons into unrecognizable animals and was teased so much he went home in tears.

chez is a well known doppelgänger much in demand by errant political parties.

Boblets not only resents the allegation, he resembles the alligator.

Speaking of Alligator's, Chez has a matched set of luggage, shoes, belt, guitar strap, and obligatory man bag and Aussie outback hat. Sadly he was one gator short of a pick guard.

TUTM is a strict vegan... As a result, his "alligator" skin pickguard is actually made of vinyl.

Gone Fish'n

LA's lie above is actually a terribly clever double entendre based on the meaning of 'spiky paddy' in Devon. Not exactly ROFL material, but still worth a chuckle.

Mike is less known for his chuckles than for his guffaws.

Chez is writing a blues song, so far he's only got the 1st verse:

I woke up thismorning,
right next to Par Smear,
I said I woke up thismorning,
next to Patty Smear...
I guess that's what happens,
when I drink too much beer - look out now!

Team Simon, thanks to advanced technology, is able to post whilst busy competing in the Tour de France

http://streetvibes.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/rickshaw.jpg

fuzzbender is the result of a rather unfortunate encounter between Rick Shaw and Rick O'Shay.

Pregnant

Bob just loves any old excuse for an oldie

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whatever happened to ricochets?

Pregnant

pause

...

bV8YbLvGrb0

where's red, aka cap'n scarlet, when you need him?

-2_ApL9OZKs

aka Rick O'Shay

_2Y5ssMIWUA

Very different from my day

That's progress Mr Tracey

I know Brains but it just doesn't seem to have the same excitement

Hey Tintin, turn the volume down a little will you

... oh my, stop

Whenever Fuzzbender meets someone new he can't help subconsciously looking for strings.

d'cetera avoids meeting people, is rarely photographed, and regularly fails polygraph tests

otherwise he's a winner

Fuzz was a winner for a bit, but realized he made a much better fall

mal may complain but i will always be the whiner

falls well that ends well

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Fuzz just missed out making the Olympics. Seems his use of a Levy Strap and belt buckle are not sanctioned in Rhythmic Gymnastics.

TUTM is developing a concept of his - the guitar player's Olympics. Events will include the 100m sprint with fret tapping, the long distance wah-wah (a mammoth 2 hour funk tune) and the slightly unsafe synchronised swimming with extended hard-rock solo.

spiky's life is little more than a trail of destroyed evidence.

Every now and then, the Doc will call me up, and engage in what I like to call, the long distance wah-wah



(no relation to Spiky's Olympic sport)

Mal wants to go back to the days of 'Party Lines'.....Surely he'd get some invitations then?

chez's last game of twister ended in a draw.

JackStraw is the East Coast Twister Champ for seven years running. He can cover six dots at once, seven if the weather is warm.

Dsut was famous for looking down on Twister Players, prefering instead a fast game of Pong.

tutm is in the Guiness Book Of World Records for fitting an entire 7.5 ounce theater-size box of Dots in his mouth - not including the box, of course.

Mike is shooting for the Guiness record for twangiest Telecaster tone. He's spent 6 months in India, getting tips from Ravi Shankar.

SimonC is really Simon Cowell... looking for talent on TDPRI!

Bulldog87 still doesn't get it that playing a Telecaster won't get you on "So You Think you can Dance".

Bulldog87 designs the speakers for VOX amps. Keep up the good work mate, they're some mighty fine cones you're crafting there.

Simon loves Honey Cones, he says, they're greaaat!



I keep telling him he's messing it all up, but he's a big boy, and can do what he pleases, even if it means tasting rainbows

Mal Paso is not into being into cones, but he is into conic sections.

Dsus loves conic dogs, with a side of trapezoid fries

Mal paso put a feather in his cap and called it macaroni.

Simon wonders why chickens have feathers but ducks have down...... 'And what do flying fish have?' is the question he recently posed to a wildlife expert on talk-back radio.

Chez calls in to John Laws talkback show to give him tips on how to clean spittle from gold anodized mic's. And to quiz him on what he means, about valvoline.

simon switches to channel 9 every Saturday at 6.30 for Hey Hey. His family have not the heart to tell him the truth.

Boblets still wears the yellow jersey in the "Tour de Brisbane" Big Wheel challenge. The next stage is the toughest in that Mr Johnson's driveway isn't paved.

Mr Johnson's Driveway Isn't Paved is the title track on E's new neo-pop-country-children's album. Other tracks include Daffy Duck Band-Aid On My Knee and Somebody Take This Bottle Of Root Beer Away.

Doc doesn't do Childrens events anymore. As Blotto the Clown, his ability to trip and fall into the gutter pretty frequently got a bit scary for the kids.

toots is a very gifted illusionist, he can make a whole audience disappear

Fubbzender has yet to see what an audience looks like from the performer's perspective. He's played several empty bars, restaurants and, on one memorable occasion, an empty Wembley Stadium on FA Cup final day.

Spiky knows the sound of one hand clapping.

Esaaal has never been able to repeat the audience reaction and sound of those 13 kids stomping on the high school bleachers and screaming G L O R I A.

tellets has done much research into the sound wood makes when there's no one around

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Fuzzy's beard is classified as Old Growth Timber and he needs a special permit to shave.

Esaaal had a custom razor made for him at great expense that has the blades on the bottom. He gets really cranky if you suggest that he's just holding it upside down.

ds had two razors made, one from ash and one from alder. He finds ash a little warmer and alder a little more precise.

mike prefers his trusty barbershop quartet

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Fuzzy taunts his barber by only asking his sideburns to be trimmed and a little Brylcreem to go.

Esaaal wonders if he will ever be brave enough to embrace the Donald Trump combover.

Chez completely skipped the comb over fase and went straight to Paul Popeil's GLH-9 hair in a can.

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tutm watches that vid over and over, staring at the woman in pink and exclaiming, "OMG! That woman is so tall! Honey, come look at this! That woman is so tall!" Mrs telleme is no longer amused.

This one time, me and Doc were hangin' out, this was a long time ago, and in our "wild years". Anyway, we met up at Bob's Big Boy, and waited for it to kick in. When we did, we went to our friend's house nearby. He had a stack of cool records. There were two strobe lights, one in each corner of the room. They might have been timed to each other, but it didn't seem like it. One was real slow, and the other was real fast. Friends showed up, with stuff, and stuff, well it got pretty weird. At some point, Doc decided to forgo the philosophy degree and become a doctor. Meanwhile, I shriveled up in the corner and cursed the heavens. I created some universes that night, but at what cost? Nobody wants that kind of burden. After eternity, and the sun setting, we met up at Denny's.

I got a Moons Over My Hammy(this is back when I ate meat) and Doc ordered a pizza. Wot's weird is, they didn't serve pizza, but he insisted on it. He kept screaming, at the top of his lungs,

"Make me one with everything!"

I'd like to dedicate that post to my friends Rob and Paul RIP, hard working waitresses who don't get paid enough for the **** they deal with and Fuzzbender, who, might as well be an angel, but isn't


Oh, and myself

mal paso had some front as a hard working waiter in an empty restaurant.

After all that waiting, still no one came to eat.

:lol:

mp fell off the vegan wagon and entered a bacon eating contest where he came in second with 3 pounds 2.5 ounces in 4 minutes. In the resulting protein stupor, he became certain that he was one with everything. He screamed in terror when he realized he was thin crust. He came to three days later in the plum tree in my backyard, fighting with a scrub jay over a walnut that had been buried last winter by a tree squirrel. Eventually the jay gave up and I put mp on a bus back to Bloomington. The poor squirrel is still looking for that walnut.

mal designed a centrifugal oven for his brilliant new line of pizzas with the topping on the bottom, as it were.

Dr Mike proved his worth by flipping a regular pizza over in the box.

RSG is amazed .... Simply amazed.

He takes a tiny vacation and LOOK what's happened to the neighbourhood!!!!

chez listens to his police scanner to see what is happening in his neighbourhood.

Bob tuned in and dropped out of sight

-NeBfY6U4n8

Fuzzbender has kaleidoscope eyes.

Esaaal is a bee-keeper allergic to honey.

Hoodie is trying to open an anger management center for Africanized bees.

tutm is trying to open an anger management center as well, but those [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted]s in the [expletive deleted] planning [expletive deleted] department keep dragging their [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] heels.

These days most of Mike's planning involves a weather forecast, a racing form guide and a Ouija board.

[expletive deleted] those [expletive deleted] nags and the [expletive deleted] jockeys who [expletive deleted] steer them.

Chez found out that relying on the Ouija Board after a bout of the shimmy shimmy shakes can cause some really strange predictions.

Although very nearly on opposite sides of the globe, chez and tutm are completely in tune and have synchronized their circadian rhythms.

mike, being a globular guy, prefers circus rhythm

he always starts the day with

zjedLeVGcfE

In order to keep time, FB uses the rhythm metheod. This usually keeps him out of trouble and prevents any unwanted gigs.

in order to keep his lawn, Esaaal employs Metro Gnomes

fb knows all about Metrognomes - here's his pic on the Jezebel Guide to Metrognomes (http://jezebel.com/5097780/field-guide-to-guys-the-modern-metrognome):
http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/images/39/2012/02/7b16ba3572dbb9b72f59c93dfdf7543c.jpg

Enjoys Chinese food

apart from the beard,professor mike is pretty

spot on

Anyone called Luthier is pretty cool in my book

Just don't show him any wood

FB has a plentiful supply of wood... Or he did have. He now has numerous bags of wood shavings, numerous blunt router bits and the world's smallest Telecaster.

Spiky is almost finished with his 3 year toothpick creation of the London Symphony at Albert Hall.

King Tut let Royal Albert out of the can once, and, uh






I dunno, something funny?

Mel Pasta should stop getting his jokes out of Billy Potter's Whiz bang...

TUTM is beginning to wonder if he'll ever find a toothpick complete with the metal "head".

Mal keeps good time with his Prince Albert and a can.

Penny has adapted the David Bowie lyric writing method to her jokes and lies.

RSG meant to tell me what Penny's lie meant, but he messed up the order of the words, and now he's as confused as anybody reading Burroughs for the 1st time

What Mal Paso meant to say was, "Grimble flan so berry gnat. Blean snap onk imna chawp, dern hen sliu."

"Grimble flan so berry gnat. Blean snap onk imna chawp, dern hen sliu."

Means "I love you" in Sutton's Sasquatch language.

Wait, Penny loves me?




Oh man, I been waitin' a long time for this!:grin:



(Err, or does Dsus love me?)


I've been waiting a long time, but not for that!:lol: Talk about abominable

MP thinks the Limp bizkit version of "nobody loves me, think I'll go eat worms" is the height of artistic endeavours of western culture.

-6nkdG31BvQ


Hes even known to graffiti " Wes Borland is GOD" all over town.

SimonC Simon graffiti - nuff said again

TUTM is a big fan of rhyming lies.

Spiky's latest rap song rhymed "got no soap" with "on a rope"

SimonC Simon graffiti - nuff said again

Dang, I've been zinged - and I love it!

Hollowman loves any remix with "VS" ( ie versus) in its title.

In the "Tone difference between ECC83s and 12AX7s" thread, Simon was able to report that the latter rang for a bit longer when tapped with a fork.

RSG at least has the good grace to acknowledge that I taught him "Ash rides a little lower in the water than Alder".

chezdelete consults the coracle when traveling overseas

DUwlL8m8110

fuzzbender is going to the Olympic Games. He's the green ring.

Hoodie was crushed to find out that drinking games aren't a competition in the Olympics.

Irony of ironies. Hollowman is a man of substance.

Hoodie was arrested demanding to test drive Seb Coe's A8 outside the Aquatic Centre.

rsg paid an exorbitant price for first day tickets to the Aquatic Centre and was terribly disappointed to find no manatees.

mike put the lymp in Olympic

Fuzzbender is conflicted due to his never ending search for the ultimate fuzz pedal, and constant temptation for another bender.

Hiker catches a ride whenever he can.

While googling Milkybars, JS discovered Bernie Dexter. His Bettie Page posters have suddenly lost their glamour.

whilst googling sweeties, mike discovered Mars, the Milky Way and another Galaxy

fuzzy thinks wearing a Van Allen radiation belt will help him lose the old spare tire.

Jackstraw's most hurtful moment in High School was when he overheard Brad and Janet referring to him as a "third wheel".

Chez has a bicycle with a third wheel. If anyone calls it a trike or tricycle he gets most upset and is in danger of becoming violent. But in a loving way.

spiky uses stabilizers, on his shoes

Fuzz uses stabilizers, on his sole(s)

mal paso really only plays a flute while riding a unicycle!

shamalamadingdong made his unicycle from the third wheel he stole from chez.

Jack rides an acycle, ie. no wheels. Some call it a stool but Jack reckons they're talking poo.

RSG has a ticket to ride, but he does care.

Simon has a ticket... It was left on his windscreen this morning after he parked in a mother and child parking space.

Spiky has a disabled sticker from his lame Auntie Bess. He feels bad about having it so he only uses it at Drums R'Us to get his kit closer to the door.

TUTM is wanted in 3 states for loitering.

Simon is known by none and feared by many...I also hear half the lies he tells are not true

deathxmachine lives in a gumdrop house on lollipop lane.

deathxmachine lives in a gumdrop house on lollipop lane.

Simon lives in a candy-based fantasy world.

spikey feeds custard tarts to sparrows, because he can.

Boblets SO wanted to be first on the new page and is a bit annoyed with spiky for getting there first.

Mike believes in the old adage " any port in a storm'. I guess this is why he buys 5L flagons of cheap fortified hooch from wal mart.

Simon believes that the song "Hoochie Coochie Man" was written about TGFM'a fondness for cheap booze. Suffice to say that he hasn't actually ever listened to the lyrics.

Spikypaddy runs a lawnmowing service, their company slogan is " we cut anyones grass, thick couch our speciality".

simon is more of a stylist, he teases lawns, more like mocks them really

fuzzbender has a smock for all occasions.

Boblets has silver flocks, of seagulls

fuzzbender irons his bank notes.

Jack surveys quantities

FB wishes he had more quantities that could be surveyed.

spiky's motto is "Just Say No".

tmike's motto is "I'll get back to you".

Jack's motto is in Latin and i don't speak it

Fuzzy's motto is "Only put the cart before the horse in Sainsburys"

when RSG "sits down" in the morning he exclaims "Klaatu Veraada Nicto!" for good luck.

Esaaal's morning routine starts with a cough and a hic.