Make up a lie about the poster above you!

FB needs to understand that there are no second prizes.

chez says every golden cloud has a silver tongued lyning medal

FB is thinking of having his baby shoes bronzed.

Unfortunately they have been passed down through 17 nephews and one niece with big feet and he doesn't know exactly where they are.

chez wonders what happens after bronze?

so do i

FB has brass ones. They came as a set with some bronze twos.

Esaaal hand sculpts brass monkeys in the classic "So No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil" pose. He sells his sculptures off a blanket at the local flea market, alongside a broken toaster and other bric-a-brac.

HoodieMcFoodie wouldy if he couldy!

Ilikejazz mows his chia pets.

This spring's heat wave threatened Esaaal's oldest Chia Pets; some dating to the 1970's. He really tries to keep them in good condition and while some are slightly balding and getting thick in the middle, those are the ones Esaaal most identifies with.

tutm keeps his Chias in his Karmann Ghia. The KG is up on blocks and hasn't been moved since 1978.

mike prefers a Carmen aria

Esaaal likes jazz

FB looks forward to the weekend when he thinks up his best schemes.

"Forward To The End" is the title of E's new progopera.

JS is ghostwriting a new Heidi Fleiss biography. A title under consideration is "Back to my flat and flat on my back".

Ever since the Heidi Fleiss fiasco, chez can't stand the name Heidi and he's been reduced to watching Pippi Longstocking instead. Please, no one tell him there's anything suggestive about Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

tgfm remembers the days when escorts were cigarettes.

Boblets quit smoking escargots because they're too hard to keep lit.

D plays a pretty mean guitar for a Sasquatch.



His favorite chord is Dsus.

MP says he likes children, but he could never eat a whole one.

Spiky knows I don't like children, but per the rules, must lie




(does that mean I could eat a whole one?)

Mel Passo has finally moved out of his storage unit due to lack of sanitary facilities.

PC has taken up stationary peditation.

Dr. Mike goes to sleep at night in his bed, but wakes up to find himself in a geosynchronous orbit.

Hoodie's telecasters are so highly strung nashville style, he has to take them to a shrink once a week.

simon has a kierkegaard tele

FB's tele slept with him until it was 6 years old.

Esaaal uses a pacifier on his tele

it's a moot point

fuzzbender has a leather-clad telecaster. It's a fetish thing.

fuzz got into trouble as a young lad for pointing moots at the kids next door.

Hoodie and Boble's share a twin neck, it's a menage a trois

fuzz's twin neck goes well with his double chin and third eye.

JS turns heads when he plays a baritone guitar and sings soprano.

Esaaaal can turn his head around 360 degrees. Still working on the projectile vomiting, though

mal practice has been known to bake his head at 360 degrees for twenty minutes or until golden brown on a dare. He follows the directions on the package of Mrs.Paul's fishsticks.

J-Straw doesn't need a dare to eat 360 fish sticks. It's what's for dinner!

mp has 360 friends on Facebook. He declines all friend requests now, in order to remain steady at 360. It's frightening to think what might happen if someone were to unfriend him.

TGFM sneers at Facebook, MySpace and Linkedin. Instead, he's a hardcore Bebo fan.

spikypaddy speaks in tongues

Fuzzy writes in tongues

mal uses his tungsten ballpoint

Fuzz would use his tungsten, but the cat's got it










(is there a groaning smiley?)

mule posse uses tung-oil when brushing his cat.

Where is everybody?


Hey Jim, I dig that lie.




Umm, let's see.. There's only one reason Jim would know how I brush my cat.


(pretty weird stuff, I'm not gonna lie)

Speaking of not lying, I'm going ta bed

(is that true?)

mal would like to go to bed but he can't find where the bed is because he forgot to tie the bit of string to his ankle this morning.

Due to the time difference, Boble already went to bed tomorrow.

when mike forgets what day it is he calls the international date line

It is just another day for fuzz

Good Iron has no idea what is going on, but he keeps going on and on so he can justify the expense account intrusted to him - it isn't much but it sure beats the alternative!

Good Iron never lies, he's trustproof

fuzzbender sounds like a broken record. record. record. record. record. record. record. record. record. record. record. record. record. record. record. record. record. record.

Hoodie holds the world's record for breaking records.

Jack hits the nail on the head, for the record

FB is a member of the CCQ. ( Clacton Chardonnay Quaffers).

Simon is worse than Nrand when it comes to PM etiquette







(not that Nrand is that bad, just sayin')

MP PM's in the AM.

Simon's streetname is Boom-Boom.

Chez has had so many alias' he turns whenever any name is called.

Every time tellutellme posts... an angel looses its wings.

Every time Fava post a lie, an angel loosens his strings.

Mike enjoys a fava bean with his chianti at Fuzzbenders wine meets.

Simon has a good friend (sadly currently incarcerated) who gave him some rather odd recipes featuring fava beans and with notes in the margin such as "best enjoyed with a decent chianti." Simon has yet to get up the guts to try one of those recipes yet, but they're supposed to be absolutely killer!

SP doesn't go to Fuzz's Chardonnay club meetings anymore, since he loosened up the rules by allowing the odd bottle of red / chianti to be quaffed alongside his beloved chards.

simon can hear in many different languages, yet his stock response is, 'Chardonnay moi?'

fuzzbender keeps a full time bugler on staff.

Jack can't spell burglar

Fuzz can't spell burgher

Hoodie enjoys his hamburgers with helper, on the side

Esssal need help enjoying his hamburgers

When offered the role of the "Hamburgler" in a McDonalds commercial Mal Paso declined and held out for the "Grimmace" instead.

While E desperately needs help, he can enjoy his hamburgers all on his own.

Roughly translated, "Teleocity" means the art of helping others enjoy their hamburgers.

What a strange profession to go into!

Mal's translations were rough so he used a little 100 grit to smooth them out.

Esaaal thought about putting another "A" in his name, but was worried the pronunciation would be lost in translation

Mal Paso teaches a course on Esperanto at the Bloomington Community College on Thursday nights.

Essa makes sure to watch his favorite movie, "Incubus", every night but Thursday




(so he can make my class, natch)

Mal was very disappointed to find his "Nightclass" had absolutely nothing to do with "Nightmoves".

chez was very disappointed to find that his night class didn't conclude with him being dubbed Sir Chez.

Mike - Jealous of the CCQ, is forming his own club.

The California / Culver City Chapter, Canape Crammers.

Simon plans on forming a club, as soon as he can figure out how to wiggle his bowl of oil off his robot tummy and into his robot mouth




(and when he's done, maybe he'll PM me back)

Mal Paso is spokesman for Old El Paso Mexican food. Its not his dream career, that perfume counter gig at JC Penny's is his calling.

simon used to be spokesboy at Perth Pushbikes until he realized it was a vicious cycle and retyred

wheely, he was

fb previously lived at datlocation.

mike became the Doctor of Teleo City, having previously studied in Medicine Bow

fuzzbender actually has NO fuzz on him at all.

IPLAYLOUD represents the Lollipop Guild.

IPLAYLOUD represents the Lollipop Guild.

this made me lol!


Jack's nickname is whispering. even though he's never even heard of Farnsey.

Simon drives a white Volvo P1800

Hoodie uses Testors Plastic Cement for all his auto repair needs.

Hoodie prefers imports. His current ride is a Morris Minor 1000 Woody.

E and tutm were so excited about lying about Hoodie, they posted at the same time.

When you walk in front of T-Mike, he steps on your heels.

In the mornings Esaaal can be heard saying "Shadow get thee behind me". He stops talking around noon and then picks it back up going home.

t'e'e'e'e'e loves Shadows, yet not a big Cliff fan

(Esaaal is not Cliff)

FB's favourite bit of Wimbledon coverage is always the bit where it rains and Cliff Richard sings to "entertain" the audience.

Spike's favorite bit of Wimbledon is when he is "entertained" by Pimm's No. 1 to the point of enjoying tennis

Mal became a "ball" boy at Wimbledon after an unfortunate and ill timed jump over the net.

Looks like I'm not the only snoozer loser around these parts!



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Mal postedLooks like I'm not the only snoozer loser around these parts!
just before learning about the edit button.

Esaaal sometimes refers to it as the ediot button

sorry, can we do that again?

FB changed the idiot lights in his new car over to guages.

Esalll is a bitter, bitter, snoozer loser

MP doesn't have a car - he has a "four wheeled, internal combustion-engine powered, personal transport device."

I know what you did!

Everyone's jealous of Maus Paso's Mauseratti

Fitzbendaldo swears he's going to get that boat over the mountain, if it's the last thing he does!

I know what you did!

Dunno wotchoo mean!

MP claims to have written all of Rolf Harris' greatest hits.

Spikster claims to have written all of Rolf Harris' worst hits

Mal Paso has twin boys that look just like him so he doesn't know who the real mother is!

Mal doesn't drive a windmill

the wind mill drives him

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sod the ejiot button, TimmyM is the better man

excluding Rolf of course

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FB is addicted to lying. He believes that by performing a double lie about the last two posters, he will gain extra points.

there's a hole in Spiky's bucket, the dear Lieser

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fuzzbender's mates always whisper "Cheese it, the Fuzz" when they see him.

Bobbo wishes Cheez-its still came in a box



(so do I. And Bugles for that matter)




(and Cracker Jacks)



Wot? Boxes are cool!

Mal Paso's made a list - he's checking it thrice.

Simonc invented a Treadmill Segway so he can travel when he walks.

Esaaal is playing lead bass in Mal Paso's new band : buttless chaps.

Simon's latest band is based on Spinal Tap's performance of "Big Bottom" from Live Earth. They roped in the bass players and guitarists from every band performing that day to play the 3 part bass line, Simon is roping in every bass player he has ever met. He's yet to find a venue with a big enough stage for them to perform.

Spike has been recruited for the Buttless Chaps. All he has to do is find a way to play those 4 guitars at the same time! Maybe Esaaal can help?




Oh, and Simon is in too, but we're not sure about what he's playing just yet.


Vocoder?


unplugged of course

As lead singer for the Buttless Chaps, Mal had to leave the band after a vigorous stage slide left him with 3rd degree burns.

E, for reasons that are completely inexplicable, often confuses Dalton, Daltrey and Daughtry. Worse, he thinks Daltrey made the best James Bond.

around Culver City, tgfmike is often called "M".

You can call him Esaaal or you can call him "E" but you dasn't call him Johnson.

tellemetelleu, let me tell you, was christened at birth, but you can call him Birt

Fuzzy was originally going to use the name Fuzzbirt, but wisely chose to go another route

mal is short for Normal but you can call him Ab

Fuzzbender is short for Winston Percival Harding Fuzzbender III Esq.

Esaaal is short for Cecil

Fuzzbender is short for a human, but just the right height for a martian

mal saturn uranus

FB is sending emails to the international astronomical community seeking the return of Pluto...reward offered,no questions asked.

chez always spreads his vegemite on the bottom of his toast.

After 2056 trials, Bobles reports that toast only lands butter-side down 97.62% of the time.

After his most recent trial Mike told the reporter from the Culver City Clarion that he was ceasing all scientific experiments involving cats and their ability to always land on their feet.

The Acme Giant Slingshot was confiscated by the court and destroyed.

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In the evening, of an early Australian autumn, when the stars come out and the air is still, a large moon can be seen rising over the roof of one "Chezdeluxe". It rises slowly at first then quickly, reaching full apex and ususally pointed towards some neighbor's house who borrowed the lawn mower but didn't return it yet.

E has named the two lobes of his posterior Phobos and Deimos.

The "G" in Doc's name stands for Ganymede





(And yes, I know this isn't funny)


Orange Eye Po-mo?

Muy Paso is Muy caliente!



Err, I took Spanish, wot's the word for funny?



Muy bien? No, ummm, pelotas?


cabeza?

Anybody ever lie about themselves, three X in a row?




What do I win?


(Muy Cabeza es muy loco por favor)

Mal Paso has won a 2 week self funded vacation from the Liars' Thread

Is that true?



I'm sorry buddies. It's the loneliness got me down is all





^errr, that's a lie! Yeah?

(I'm totally tough)

One of those doctor of teleocity posters on this forum told mal that his post count is directly transferable to his frequent flyer account.

Mal your loneliness will be cured on the vacation. Plenty of senoritas, plenty of azure blue ocean and balmy breezes.

For details on how to collect your prize send $750 to Mr C. D. Lux C/- Poste Restante, General Post Office, Brisbane, Australia.

Do it now before Boblets beats you to it.

Bob Let's needs to not let me near the compudora when I have been imbibing



(where's Bobnotlets when you need him?)

Chez, in order for me to visit you, I'm going to need you to forward me $725



(Bobbo already loaned me $25)


Hey, it was the best he could do on short notice!

Chezdeluxe has a penchant for mooning, every full moon.

Every quarter moon simon gets on the blower to the Bureau of Meteorology to complain about the missing portion. He says it plays havoc with his Moonlight Sonata.

Boblets is working on an arrangement of Moonlight Sonata to be played specifically on a Telecaster.

spkiypaddy drives a Midnight Blue Hyundai Sonata

HMcF drives better in reverse than he does forwards. It does make life interesting on motorways, though!

spiky plays every song backwards. He says it makes things more interesting. Most people think he does it because that way nobody can tell when he goes off track for a couple of beats.

mike loves to ride his bicycle at 33.3 rpm

luckily it's a penny farthing

btw seems the recurring symbol does not exist in cyberland

Fuzz however does exist and certainly re-ocurrs in Cyberland. He's also been seen at Wally World and Knotts Berry Farm.

tellte is Old Testament begat Fifth Amendment

King Tut forgot to mention that Fuzz hacked into Mal's account last night and posted bizarre gibberish:lol:



(bizarre-er than usual)

mal really lives in bloomingstonehenge

Fuzz lives there too. In a way, you could say we were neighbors!


Or neighbours

As Gorgeous George said 'mall things must paso'

Fuzz went by the name "Kid Gorgeous", back in his boxing days.

Fuzz went by the name "Kid Gorgeous", back in his boxing days.

Mal is just jealous he didn't think to use that name.

Timmah thought this was the tell the truth about the poster above you thread

just dare any of you heartless ****herds to lie about little timmah

dam

mal recto, not verso, did already

dam

i have no idea what i'm on about

fuzz made a good run but he ran too slow ,the sheriff caught him in Jericho.

JS has never been to Jerico but he's been to Indiana and parts of Iowa.

King Tut says "Indiana is a nice to place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there", and I agree



err, not about him living here, I mean in general

Mal is campaigning for reruns of 70s "Days of Our Lives" episodes in the hope that he will get up to speed with the plot and characters.

This because he can't pick the difference between the "bold' and the "beautiful" and because he gave up on deciding who was "young" and who was "restless" last October.

If I told you guys I actually watch and enjoy the Young and the Restless, you wouldn't believe me, right?


(I owe you a lie Chez)

If I told you guys I actually watch and enjoy the Young and the Restless, you wouldn't believe me, right?

(I owe you a lie Chez)

I'd just think you're a Gretsch player...

Lee Harvey brings out the good china on bridge night.

Jack says that his Tupperware keeps the crackers, dips and cheese cubes fresh from one weekly poker game to the next.

Chez is a huge art enthusiast. What, you guys didn't know?



He has the world's largest dogs playing poker painting collection in his chez

mal named himself after Clint Eastwood's creek.

The good doctor likes to Google his victims



(It's actually a weird coinky-dink, that nobody would believe, so I'm not going to tell, especially here, where law is asunder and everybody pays)

Mal Paso volunteered for a clinical trial of chill pills. He's in the placebo control group!

Simonc is a perfect gentleman. I once saw him hold the post office door for an old lady despite the fact that it meant she would be ahead of him in line.

Dsutton installed an auto reverse tape deck into his 1978 Datsun 120Y. Now he doesn't even have to turn over his nickelback mix tape to listen to the B sides. It's also doubled the value of the vehicle.

simon liked his car stereo so much he installed it in his living room

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simon liked his car stereo so much he installed it in his living room



FB used to own a silver Mk II Ford Mondeo, until he drove it through Simon's living room wall one night.

FB used to own a silver Mk II Ford Mondeo, until he drove it through Simon's living room wall one night.

...Narrowly avoiding paddy's 3 " best in show for burmese python " ribbons that Paddy had won, and left round one night when he was in a braggin' kinda mood.

Spiky loves to take the scenic route

http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/a6/4a/dd/burgh-island-hotel.jpg

simon prefers to ride the greyhound

whippet good

FB quite frequently rides a greyhound. He's lucky he's quite small, otherwise the poor dog would struggle to carry him anywhere!

spikey once bought a nice grey hound from a lovely bloke from Baskerville. He named it Elementary.

Boblets doesn't like messing around with gray areas, so his hounds are always either black or white.

tmikes's contest winning new slogan for the Culver City school district, "Gray Matters."

JS sent his 1957 Cerrebellum out for a Simonize.

A 1961 Skylark gave us the Esaaal we love so much today.

chez used to wear serge shorts in 1961. Those were the days.

Boblets' real name is Serge.

Spikypaddy stole my compendium of future lies; therefore I have no lie to give today. Therefore, I'll go back to building my parts-Esquire.

I dunno Penny, I think Spiky may have stolen that book from me.





But, if it makes you feel any better, I white'd out a buncha stuff.

(And I told some real tall tales, instead)

pal maso was Mao's last dancer.

Hoodie Zedong says "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single Question. 'Have all you kids been to the toilet' "

Hoodie Zedong says "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single Question. 'Have all you kids been to the toilet' "

<no lie> Lie of the month . First flight I ever took in China, they gave us little red books. I don't remember that saying.<no lie/>

Chez is currently writing version 1.2 of his little Red comics book.

tutm flew all the way to Tamworth to take Hoodie's new avatar pic. He also got this gem from Hoodie Zedong - "They say that with age comes wisdom. This is nought but a detestible trade."

mike has little read books and he wants to be a paperback writer

FB nearly finished all his books but he ran out of crayons.

Esaaal's favourite colouring book was "Casper visits the North Pole"

Chez is a keen artist - the piece of which he is most proud is titled "Black cat in a coal bunker at midnight".

Spiky's attempt at Children's books failed when he tried to publish "How to deal with your little brother being smarter than you are" and the sequel "I never got a Turkey Leg at holiday meals when I was little either"

When in a playful mood tutm puts his head out of the attic window and gobbles like a turkey to passers by. He gets a great laugh at the expression of wonder on people's faces, although lately he has pulled in his head a bit after noticing a couple of young blokes in camouflage gear carrying shotguns and earnest expressions.

"Boblets" is the scientific term for a group of Little Bobs.

TeleBrew believes holding perfectly still is much healthier for the body than vigorous exercise.

Jack once held a perfect still, the feds were oblivious

'telebrew' describes it well

fuzzbender has removed the pick guard from his tele. In the rout where Billy Gibbons keeps a spare ciggie, fuzzbender keeps his belly button lint.

Signed print, "Polar Bear in a Blizzard", by HMcF

Hoodie's response when Esaaaal asked, "Oh wise one, ash or alder?"
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TGFM's preferred debate is "Domed knobs vs. flat knobs - which gives better tone?"

"Domed or flat?" is a question that confronts Spiky on a regular basis and never more vexing than when his Nana sends him to the shop to buy mushrooms.

Decisions,decisions.

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"Domed or flat?" is a question that confronts Spiky on a regular basis and never more vexing than when his Nana sends him to the shop to buy mushrooms.

Decisions,decisions.



Chez thinks fungi can only grow in confined spaces - y'know, where there's not... mushroom!

I know, I know, but it made me chuckle!

The blissfully unaware Spiky is growing a new brand of Penicillin on a forgotten chunk of Gouda near the back of his fridge.

Spiky, that was hilarious!:lol:


Carry on deceitful gents!

Esaaaaaaal has been using ampicillin on his Twin Reverb to obtain an ultra-clean sound.

Mike is a fun guy.

Chez runs a meals on feet program, you'd better like your soup cold - delivery ETA's are up to a week.

Chez runs a meals on feet program, you'd better like your soup cold - delivery ETA's are up to a week.

Simon's suggested that Chez start serving customers gazpacho, followed by salad in a bid to solve the "food delivered cold" problem.

spikypaddy lives in Devon but never eats the stuff, he prefers Belgium. Rather odd, what?

Boblets dresses like Devo but never listens to the stuff , he prefers Kraftwerk. Say what?

Noticing all of the bamboo growing along Rt.1, Esaaal is considering introducing giant pandas to the area.

JS lost his gig as the mascot for the Little Egg Harbour, Eucalyptus Society when he was seen by little Jimmy Fleigelman with the koala costume's head off, drinking a beer.

Mrs Esaaal told him to go out and get a "pathfinder" for the family. She was not impressed when he came home with a Vox amp, instead of the family truckster she had in mind.

Mrs Esaaal clearly prefers Fenders, to Voxes.

simon was in a pawn shop, checking out an overpriced 2010 MIM Tele, when he ran across a collection of Rat Fink memorabilia. There was an immediate connection and he is now an avid collector.

On lazy summer afternoons, the teenage tgfmike used to lie on his back, stare at the clouds and wonder if Rat Fink could beat Mighty Mouse in a fight.

Esaaal once met a retired naval man whose name was Morgan. The Captain claimed to have started manufacture of a particular brand of rum that bore his name and naval rank. Esaaal believed every word.

Spiky drinks this rum because he thinks it helps him in the chase.

http://www.7wondersin7days.com/wp-content/uploads/OS-RUM-D-Pussers-Blue-Label.jpg

chez spent 3 years in the British Navy in the late 60s, just for the rum. He resigned on August 1, 1970.

Doc joined the Rum of the Month club. He setup four accounts to get weekly shipments.

tutm once ran into a chum with a bottle of rum. Details are sketchy about all that took place that night, but suffice it to say there were changes in latitude, attitude, longitude, altitude, gratitude, and lady-dude, if ya know what I mean.

Walnut is Huntington beach's Rummikub expert.

simonc has a sudoku bedspread and pillow slip.

HMcF likes crossword puzzles and is trying to work out a way of making a living from them. It's always dangerous to let him into your house if you have black and white tiled floors... He'll get in with a Sharpie and write all over the tiles.

When Spiky wants to inventory his guitars, he'll count all the strings and divide by 6.

When Spiky wants to inventory his guitars, he'll count all the strings and divide by 6.

[No lie]Not true - I've got a 4-string bass, too![/No lie]

Esaaal invented a portable computer for those of more... Portly proportions. He calls it a gut-top and it's designed to rest on the owner's belly when seated. He thinks it'll be the next big thing!

spiky does base maths

no need for thumbs

FB has prehensile toes. He is working on his tail.

Chez used to pretend he had a computer by placing an old typewriter in front of a TV.

spiky has never seen a typewriter

who else would call them old? i call them a backup, along with quills and papyrus

yeah, and my fave combo is the Stone Rosettas

Actually, fb's favorite combo is a Big Mac and a strawberry shake.

Mikes favourite combo is a Twin with a Big muff.

simonc's favorite combo involves bacon, bacon, and more bacon. Combined with bacon.

TB is a bacon salesman...

Spiky is in charge of bringing home the bacon..... Lately the family has been saying "I can't believe it's not tofu!".

Last time chez brought home the bacon his little toe went wee wee wee all the way home.

As a schoolboy Boblets favorite person from history was Sir Francis Bacon Lettuce De Tomato.

JackStraw still can't believe that pork chops, ham, and bacon all come from the same magical animal.

TeleBrew has been stealing his neighbor's mail, and is now reading it while he eats his bacon.

Prism never finds bacon in the mail

just the odd bit of spam

When eating Spam, fuzz puts the odd bits aside for later.

Jack converts used spam tins into Spamplifiers

fuzz personally emptied every Spam tin that Jack used. And just like a Spamplifier, you do NOT want to be standing right in front of fuzzy when he has a case of "feedback".

Walnut prefers Macadamplifiers

FB has a used Twin Reverb amplifier. It was in a terrible state when he bought it, so he had it restored. Then he had it restored again. He likes to call it his Twin Refurb!