When a thread's cookin

One of the guys (maybe Tim?) mentioned recently about it being cool when a thread cooks along, and it's like having a real live discussion ... and I'm picturing us all sitting around a table shooting the poop - only the table is, like, 8,000 miles around! Cooool ...

mud

(stays silent to mess with mud's mind)

(looks at tim and raises eyebrows while shooting a close mouthed smile. nods head.)

(checks watch, then shrugs)

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

say excuse me when you do that esteban.... oof and just say no to the cooked cabbage. (gets up, opens window)

Sit back and enjoy the chirping of the crickets.

PORK AND BEANS!!!

(Quietly writes dirty jokes on the chalkboard.)

I think those pork and beans will be cold by the time they make it around this particular table.

PORK AND BEANS!!!

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(scratches nose, pats right elbow 3 times, turns left to face the wall)

(BTC - lifts one cheek and lets slide an SBD. looks innocent as if nothing happened)

(Wonders if theres any more beer in the fridge on the front porch.)

(is glad that Randy opened that window because someone else has apparently been eating pork, beans and cabbage, and then reaches and snatches Kopf's beer)

phew! bad dog......BAD dog.

Sorry i'm late, what did I miss?

(Where's my pop corn?)

Anybody want some more pork-n-beans?

(Still sitting here staring at the screen , wondering if the joke is over. And thinking what the heck is that smell , time to get up and crack a window.)

* Sits quietly hiding behind that shroud of inscrutability yet casts a big (fat) shadow*

Ehhhhhxcellent, Smithers!!

Y'know, it's funny (or, not) ... almost immediately upon hitting "Send" on this little college flashback or mini-stroke or something, Beanie started screaming something fairly incoherent about toilet paper, and I jumped up & ran out the door to go to the store, which turned into a bit of an adventure, but I digress .... anyhoo (sorry), I missed everything. Sorry.

Good fun, though!

Go figguh. :roll:

mud

Mahogany crotch, or walnut butt, decisions decisions... :confused:

Mahogany crotch, or walnut butt, decisions decisions... :confused:

Are you using an Elm modifier ?, if not then it's a Persimmon ring thrace for sure !, just don't tell the neighbours !!

(As wood conversation begins, mind wanders to weird sexual encounter 17 years ago and upcoming tee time.)

(Stares vacantly into space; thinks about a girl he once knew in school; wonder what she's doing now (hey; isn't that a song? Who'se messing with my mind? :confused: )).

:lol: Peter

(Chuckles at jokes on the blackboard while vaguely wondering whether the beer he stole from the fridge (the last one btw) was giving him gas)

(begins to speak then decides against it ; not wanting to interrupt the flow of conversation)

(Steals third like aznrambo481 said)

Well look people !!, these dishes aren't just going to leap into the sink and wash themselves !

* Does anyone else feel we are having a 'Collective David Lynch' moment ? *

Gee, I just walked by the door and took a look inside. What's been going on in there while I was asleep? Oh, well, better off not knowing. (I wonder if the milk is spoiled?)

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

(Wondering why all these people are sitting at my table in my house?? Ask a few friends over for a beer and the whole world shows up)

Hey, it's raining !

(Wondering why the hell I am at Joe's house sitting at his table with a bunch of other TDPRI'rs)

Who wants to play monopoly? (angry looks)

(raises eyebrows, tries to think, gives up.)

I'd walk a mile for a Llama !

(thinks about the llama--john's thoughts are better than my own--and how it would look with all of its wool woven into my sweater... and decide that I wish I had llama eyes... and I'm startled out of John's thoughts and realize the rain has gotten someone's sweater wet and the smell of wet dog permeates the room... looks at woody for a sign of who might be creating this odor experience.)
(sucks wind through teeth, rolls eyes.)

Oh great, now I'm gonna have My Sharona stuck in my head all morning.. :neutral:



Ooh my little city was pretty tough
When it was the kingdom called Babylonia
Ooh, I made a golden god-and told the mob
Got to come and bow before my persona

--Babylonia-- (http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/profiles/takin_care_of_jesus.php)

ApologetiX - Babylona
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(Wonder how I got here? Oh well not the first time I've had to wonder that. Wonder if there's any whiskey. Wait always make bad life choices when drinking whiskey . . . wonder if there's any whiskey?)

(Walks in holding a deck of cards, whistling "Walk On By" under my breath)
Howdy boys! Anyone up for a game of 5 card roll yer own? (Sits down, expecting to be roundly and deservedly ignored)

(Attempts to discreetly pick nose; woodman and getbent observe disapprovingly...)

You can pick your nose or you can pick your friends
but you can't pick your friends nose... :grin:

(notices what eric is doing... ahhh the salty goodness... wistful for 2nd grade... I wonder if there is any paste at Joe's house? sees fltpkr fingering a very greasy set of cards... thinks back to a girl he knew in college... they used to play topless old maid in her dorm room...)

I just stopped in for some chilli recipes.

Wrong thread I guess.

(Shudders at thought of topless old maid. Smiles at thought of topless young maid.)

slap yo mama chili

2lbs. Course Chili meat or ground beef
1lb. ground pork
1lb. ground Italian sausage
24oz. Mexican Chorrizo sausage
(2) 12oz bottles Shiner Bock Beer ( use what you like to drink) or 750ml Zinfindel
2 Jalapeno peppers chopped ( or more depending on where your are from )
2-4 tbsps. of chili powder
4 cloves crushed garlic
1 tbsp. finely chopped green onions
1 tbsp. black pepper
1-3 tsps. dry oregano
1 tbsp. cumin powder
1 tbsp. salt
1 16oz. can of tomato sauce ( your choice )
1 tbsp. finely chopped green bell pepper

Directions
Mix well all the meat in a large pot and brown( CUT OPEN ALL MEAT CASINGS and squeeze out)
Mix well until done
Add tomato sauce, beer or wine, and all the seasonings
Cook over low - medium heat for 30 min. stirring occasionally to advoid sticking
Then reduce heat to low and cover and cook 1 hour more
Stiring occasionally
Sample, sample and sample
Add more whatever you think it needs ( you make the call )
Turn heat off and let cool
Place in the refrigerator over night ( yep over night )
Reheat the next day and serve it your way!
Eat one spoon full and slap the person next to you and say " Boy was he right"
Enjoy!

(silently asseses curent financial status in relation to upcoming bathroom remodel project and sons preschool enrollment fee).....somewhere in the distance a dog barks.

Say: Sez here in the morning paper that Nikki Sixx is dating Kat VonD...

Alright, who stopped up the toilet? And geez, I'm up for two minutes and there's a booger on my chair?

At least nobody farted. Wait a second, what tha...

(Sits with eyes averted, shuffling & re-shuffling deck. Attempts one-handed cut and sprays entire deck across table, utterly exposing "un-coolness". Sheepishly collects cards and slinks to a chair in the corner.)

going out for smokes and beer. who wants to pony up?

going out for smokes and beer. who wants to pony up?

I'll buy if you fly. The aftermath of the pork and beans has made me too lightheaded to drive.

Boiled Wool?

Boiled Wool?

I believe that is a Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs tune...

(Chili smells good - we really oughta replace the exhaust fan in the bathroom, though - the current one can't keep up with this bunch.)

Gosh darn it!

The mug's plugged again!

Samples, samples and samples some more of getbents sauce, beer and wine.

.. :oops:

(is done writing jokes, puts feet up, leans back against wall.)

What stinks in here???

I believe that is a Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs tune...

Yikes! I am soooo glad that you brought that up! What in the heck do the words to Wooly Bully mean?!?

mud

The difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut is 2 weeks.

(looks at woody and wonders how totally frightened I'd be if I were opening for Bill Kirchen... then remembers that once its over, the lyin' begins and it will be okay either way...)

(comes down the stairs, gets beer out of fridge, walks back upstairs)

(comes back downstairs for bottle opener, walks back upstairs with bottle opener)

Bakersman, remember, you never buy beer - you just rent it.

It's all good.

(finds another bottle opener - opens a Sierra Nevada Pale and contemplates the bathroom exhaust fan and the need for a plunger)

Yikes! I am soooo glad that you brought that up! What in the heck do the words to Wooly Bully mean?!?

mud
WOOLY BULLY (Domingo Samudio)

Uno, dos, one, two, tres, quatro
Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw.
Had two big horns and a wooly jaw.
Wooly bully, wooly bully.
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.
Hatty told Matty, "Let's don't take no chance.
Let's not be L-seven, come and learn to dance."
Wooly bully, wooly bully
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.
Matty told Hatty, "That's the thing to do.
Get you someone really to pull the wool with you."
Wooly bully, wooly bully.
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.


Gentlmen , a *ahem* "topic" has been presented for discussion , dissection and general one upmanship

Scott, maybe you could trade the hot neighbor a beer for the plunger and get the mug opened.

" Pass the salt please dear boy ..... and who's hand is that on my knee ? :shock: Ooooh , hmmm , hoooweee . Infact just pass the salt ....and ...er ... maybe one of those pretty napkins ." :mrgreen:

Scott, maybe you could trade the hot neighbor a beer for the plunger and get the mug opened.

Yeah, this place is hoppin' - and "I dinna think she can take any more, Cap'n."

... and I'm picturing us all sitting around a table shooting the poop - only the table is, like, 8,000 miles around! Cooool ...

mud

(wonders what kind of wood the table is made of . . . and how many sparkle tele's Buckocaster could make out of it. But then secretly worries what we would keep the chili and beer on if the table was gone. Suddenly feels scared and hopes no one notices.)

...mmmm! Chili & beer...beer & chili....pass me a chunk o' that cornbread, too!

Anybody have a glass of buttermilk to wash down my chilli?

Anybody have a glass of buttermilk to wash down my chilli?

Oh, man, I was eating as I read this (makes slightly queasy face and puts down sandwich). :sad:

mud

(makes slightly queasy face and puts down sandwich). :sad:

mud

(Then looks again at sandwich, shrugs & resumes eating.)

mud

And then things start getting a little weird..........

http://www.oldguys.net/images/shoot/ogs2.jpg

http://www.legendsofamerica.com/photos-oldwest/Poker%20in%20the%20Old%20West-500.jpg

And then things start getting a little weird..........

http://www.oldguys.net/images/shoot/ogs2.jpg

Did ya find water then ?

(hums the opening notes to inna gadda davida)

Someone took a grapefruit, wore it like a hat
I saw someone under my kitchen table, talkin' to my old tomcat
They were talkin' bout a hockey, the cat was talking back
A long about then everything went black, a-wasn't that a party

(looks out back window towards beach, thinks "I sure hope we have enough beer" when he sees more company coming...)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/tarmadilo/Battleships.jpg

And then things start getting a little weird..........



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(and I slowly looked around to see if anyone else knew that I wasn't playing in the right key...and I had forgotten to put on pants.)

(and I slowly looked around to see if anyone else knew that I wasn't playing in the right key...and I had forgotten to put on pants.)



Everyone looks around and wonders how teleweezel can play standing with no strap.

.. :confused:

(wonders what that shouting outside is about . . . must be the neighbors getting riled . . .)

http://mrzine.monthlyreview.org/frankenstein_villagers488.jpg

Everyone looks around and wonders how teleweezel can play standing with no strap.

.. :confused:

Gives him a great bass drum kick effect too :shock:

(Looks in wallet and realizes he needs to cash a check, or better yet borrow some money from one of the guys.)

:confused:

:neutral:

... but ... what do the words to Wooly Bully mean?

:neutral:

:confused:

Edit: I somehow feel horribly responsible for all of this ... I'm sorry, really ... I am so, so sorry.

mud

... but ... what do the words to Wooly Bully mean?



The band got the chance to record, but their early efforts failed. In the summer of 1964, they went into the studio with a song that used the words "Hully Gully". When told by the record company that they couldn't use that phrase, Sam said, "OK, let's kick it off, and I'll make something up. "The name of my cat was 'Wooly Bully', so I started from there. The count down part of the song was also not planned. I was just goofing around and counted off in Tex-Mex. It just blew everybody away, and actually, I wanted it taken off the record. We did three takes, all of them different, and they took the first take and released it.

--Domingo Samudio--

"In 1970, Sam went out on his own and issued an album called "Sam, Hard and Heavy", which featured slide guitarist Duane Allman." (http://www.classicbands.com/samsham.html)

It's always the stupid cat.

mud

Are you using an Elm modifier ?, if not then it's a Persimmon ring thrace for sure !, just don't tell the neighbours !!

I use either a Swab Mobulator or a Doo Hickey in these situations.

is wondering if that lady today opened the potato salad container to use it as an excuse to cover up the fart smell.

http://www.millan.net/anims/giffar/giffar2/pollen.gif

(Wonders does anybody know if they need any male fitters to work the fitting rooms at Victoria's Secret?)

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(Semi precious stones, semi precious stones, semi precious stones, semi precious stones, semi precious stones. That's fun to say.)

(giggles to himself at the thought of the word 'doo-hickey)

"Cap'n John did have a certain ring to it he thought so he spliced the mainbrace and the rest was .......... not quite history yet."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v710/TheMalik/pirateposter.jpg

* looks @ the pile of Cherry Bombs he has placed on the floor and ponders a July 4th surprise attack on the unsuspecting Brits sitting round the room...*

Hey, I made coffee if anyone needs some... a couple of you guys could use a little dental floss-->me included... my mouth tastes like a little tiny army of very dusty soldiers marched through during the night.

Hey, I made coffee if anyone needs some...



Hot tea for me... :cool:

http://tendermuffin.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/hotTacoTea.jpg

I believe ol mudbean picked up some hot tea from the taco stand fer ya.

* looks @ the pile of Cherry Bombs D.K.Buchanon has placed on the floor and ponders if a July 4th surprise attack on the unsuspecting Brits sitting round the room would happen .......... he continued to pretend to be unsuspecting...*

(Semi precious stones, semi precious stones, semi precious stones, semi precious stones, semi precious stones. That's fun to say.)

AAACKK! I told Beanie I got myself involved in something I couldn't begin to understand. As I was reading again, she glided through on her magic carpet (or, was it her broom?), took one look and giggled, "I dated a guy once who had semi precious stones."

:shock: ... :mad: ... :sad: ... :neutral:

mud

AAACKK! I told Beanie I got myself involved in something I couldn't begin to understand.



You started a raging stream of semiconsciousness thought... :grin:

whistling softly like cool hand luke... bob realized his 'raging stream' comment was dang close to the precious stone derivation...

I stare at a small spot low on the wall and wonder if it is, in fact, a tobacco stain and who might have a dip.... and also if the marketeer who came up with the brand name kleenex was ever upset that it had become a generic term and that he didn't get a penny or two whenever someone asked for it.

tobacco stain haiku

teeth and fingers yellow
tobacco stains my fists with blood
black eye, woman's tears

.. :lol:

(hears "raging stream" and heads for the bathroom...)

(wonders what kind of beer Tim brought in those growlers...sure it will be good)

wall hanger, wall hanger, wall hanger, wall hanger...nope..not nearly as poetic as : semi precious stones...

The man as father to the monkey.


Potato salad? No, Ma'am.

Excuse me, Ma'am.

(hears "raging stream" and heads for the bathroom...)


.. :lol:

Ponders the population breakdown of Berlin, Maryland wondering if there are more Berliners or more Marys.

Sure is lonely in here .................................................. .................................................. ....................................








http://www.newmexiconuts.net/catalog/tumbleweed.jpg

(wonders why they call it "taking a dump" when you're really leaving a dump)

(remembers old joke: Q. how many surrealists does it take to change light bulb? A. fish)

...... or the soccer results for the european cup semi final :-

Real Madrid 4 - SurReal Madrid - Fish

(remembers old joke: Q. how many surrealists does it take to change light bulb? A. fish)


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/123520905_19b095e243.jpg

A woman without a husband is like a fish without a bicycle.

Don't know why that came to mind right now.

Who drank the last Point Special?

Scribbling down the instructions for the chili. Gotta make some for the non-Tele guys I know only I'll call it GETBENT Chili (and introduce it as my own)...

Where the hell am I and can someone give me a ride?

I feel I am being ignored. Is it because of my Earth Shoes?

(Wonders if Buckocaster51's Earth Shoes have stripper dust on them...:mrgreen:)

This thread is like a bad acid trip....only much funnier........

Edit:I'm not condoning drug use....never even done acid...just an analogy


someone's cat's breath smells like cat food....and fish

why should we ask sid? Hey, buck keep the earthshoes on... 'member what happened when you took them off last time....

hmmm stripper dust...

..."creepy crawly,creepy crawly,creepy creepy,crawly crawly,creepy creepy,crawly crawly...BELLLCH!!!...frrrrrrrt...shnif shnif...OYYYYYYY,YOY,YOY!!!...light a frakkin' match,PLEASE..."

Tries to think of something to say because he is trying to have 500 posts before his birthday in August and this thread seems like an easy 1.

(...hardscrabble ver-nack-Q-lar,witless nincomPOOP,flighty floozy,torrential spin goes on,and on,and on,and on!!!...ALRIGHT,Who Took Their Shoes OFF???...Peter Ustinov!!!...)

Checks to see if his previous post pissed anyone off and if he needed to defend his manhood, but alas there is nothing and so he goes back to reading other threads on the TDPRI.

(glances into corner...notices there's stripper dust there too!)

(Dang! There's stripper dust in my beer!:shock: ...Oh, Tiffany! Where did you go?... :mrgreen:)

reads other members signature and thinks "pedestrian" and doesn't know why.... then thinks of a game

"cute hat, even though many others leave each stripe tremendously strained. Caps, orange, lime, leopard in every size"

You don't need a native american to sort out that little code.

(Dang! There's stripper dust in my beer!:shock: ...Oh, Tiffany! Where did you go?... :mrgreen:)

as one of my friends once said... "summer came and so did I."

hmmm stripper dust...




Uses stripper dust to decorate “I’m Sorry.” card for the wife... :grin:

Uses stripper dust to decorate “I’m Sorry.” card for the wife... :grin:

It is the thought that counts..... a guy I know was getting hassled by his wife for going to strip clubs and he said he pulled out his wallet and showed her a wad of 5's, 10's and 20's and said, "hey they got the singles baby, but I saved the good stuff for you!" ha ha ha....

he said his wife should have been a baseball pitcher because she threw him a shutout for a month.

It is the thought that counts..... a guy I know was getting hassled by his wife for going to strip clubs and he said he pulled out his wallet and showed her a wad of 5's, 10's and 20's and said, "hey they got the singles baby, but I saved the good stuff for you!" ha ha ha....

he said his wife should have been a baseball pitcher because she threw him a shutout for a month.

:shock::roll:

OUCH! Only one month?

Scott

The fridge is running low.

B double E double R U N.

The way I heard it, Getbent shaves his "friend's" face every morning.

wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more

Bucko, you got it wrong amigo... it was my girlfriends husband! man was I tired that month! ha ha ha, I don't go to strip clubs... I call it hanging with chads.

no takers on the code eh?

sheesh, Gurr, no farmer sneezing IN the house.

(silently asseses curent financial status in relation to upcoming bathroom remodel project and sons preschool enrollment fee).....somewhere in the distance a dog barks.


That wasn't a dog.


That wasn't a bark.


And it wasn't distant.


(Takes cover)

Full moon is at 0759 UMT on the 18th.

Where is Larry Talbot?

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beware the moors....


note: vic morrow was not harmed in this john landis movie.

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hello larry!

hey, we need beer nuts!

...(I was wondering what farmer Randy's talkin' 'bout...I'm ashamed that my code reading ability is lacking...I'm still thinking about that woman I followed into Trader Joe's yesterday,as it was the most DEVINE BOOTAY I've had the privilege to follow in many a moon...a glorius,comfortable,and eeeesay sway...)

he had a devine bootay

http://muarchives.missouri.edu/images/exh_homecoming/1968DanDevine-c-31-00-2bx4a.jpg

(thinks to self "These guys seemed much more interesting online.")

...(I was thinking Dan D. not a fave...I'ma west coast dude,Ralston and Walsh at Stanford...the forward pass was not a bar come on...these thoughts truly disturb me,but I'll survive...I always survive...hmmm...that schnoz 'vaz nutting like 'da butt I 'vaz musing 'bout...lawd haff moisey!!!...)

(Thinking "Why do they still call it 'Two Buck Chuck' when it now sells for three dollars?")

...(thinking spend the x-tra buck and try the "XS-RED-2005",and you'll be much happier...slurp...hmmm,good choice!!!...)

That wasn't a dog.


That wasn't a bark.


And it wasn't distant.


(Takes cover)

It was them there barkin' spiders huh bb:lol:

Bucko this is for you!

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...(um,'dat mean nekkid,youbobImnot???)

no takers on the code eh?

.

I got the code fine, but the rest of the thread I'm still a little hazy on.

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Stevieboy, turn that lens on yourself... you is a star amigo!

Congrats! You are the winner!

...(um,'dat mean nekkid,youbobImnot???)


Wonders to himself "am I the only one here that went to a strip club with his future wife"

.. :confused:

Whassup?

Did I miss anything?

http://www.tdpri.com/telephoto/data/547/medium/Ulvif_rakl_der.jpg

/ Tony

Whassup?

Did I miss anything?

Are You... Uh...
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STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS!

(or you will end up as an old man, tending a gas station in Anchorage)

/ Tony

"catch hat even though it says 'annals near'. Inquiry did intimidate other threaders.

:shock: :shock: :shock:

You are a mean, bad and nasty man!!!

mud

(maybe another pinch of Copenhagen will wake me up enough that I can make some sense of all of this...hope nobody drinks out of that cup)

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hmmmm...time to call a cab...

*Gets up to stretch, then for reasons known only to God, hums the first few bars of LZ's "The Immigrant Song" accompanied by a lively, extended "Curly Shuffle" backwards across the room; unfortunately, pants fall down, trips, falls haplessly to the floor, hits head on floor, and lies unconscious on the floor, face down with pants down around ankles.*

Despite this inscrutable display and resultant fall, mute apathy befogs the room, except for Randy (getbent), who, having been awakened from his nodding off by the noisome fall, declares, "You know, I had the most screwed-up dream--Curly of Three Stooges is standing at the edge of this Nordic cliff with Jimmy Page; Curly takes his pants off, does his little 'derby-machine gun' shtick at Page, then bumps Page off the cliff with his belly. And all the way down, Page is screaming 'Zosoooooooooo!' Curly looks over the edge of the cliff, gives Page his exaggerated, sweeping arm-wave of dismissal, 'nyuks' a couple of times, and starts jumping around and hooting like an ape, but in this totally weird stop-motion kind of way, like he's in a strobe light. All of a sudden, he starts making all of these sexually suggestive poses--bending over, arching his back, sticking his ass in the air and wiggling it. And that's when I woke up."

Yet indifference suffuses the room still, despite Randy's curious oneiric narrative; to be more precise, indifference set to the icy, airless strains of John Cage's 4'33"--with the singular and salient exception of a faint, guttural, Jerry Lewis-like *hrrrn* by someone in the next room--*hrrrn*, indeed....

I just had the weirdest deja vu.

I just had the weirdest deja vu.

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everything we'll ever need to konw (misspelled on purpose)

(maybe another pinch of Copenhagen will wake me up enough that I can make some sense of all of this...hope nobody drinks out of that cup)

...(he was a "pincher",and we whispered,"beware the brown beer")

Yawns, Scratches Self, Changes Channel ... :grin:

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(Who changed the channel? Is this Woody's TV (http://www.tdpri.com/forum/bad-dog-cafe/113804-haunted-tv-what-th.html) or is Nick playing with his remote next door?)

(those danged kids and their universal remotes! probably won't stay off the grass either...)

(those danged kids probably won't stay off the grass either...)

Don't Step On The Grass
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.. :cool:

green grass?

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I just took an extra moment looking at one of our energetic ombudsman's posts, and realized.

This place is probably chet full of insults, be they misfires or otherwise.


You guys all watched too much television in your youth.

Ya'll need to go out in a field of grass and roll like hippies.

Ya'll need to go out in a field of grass and roll like hippies.


The coolest thing about double albums was you could roll on one side
and use the other side as a backstop... :razz:

(Watched too much television? I bet they'd be impressed if I gave them CBS's 1964 Thursday night lineup. But I won't. I'll just sit here and let them watch. Why I won't even swat at that fly. I'll show them. I'm harmless...)

This place is probably chet full of insults, be they misfires or otherwise.



Butta boom, butta bing, buttafuoco... :confused:

Who turned this thing off ?

http://oneparticularwave.files.wordpress.com/2006/03/retro_tv.gif

i knock on the door holding a case of shiner bock and say lets jam and push my way in the door to go look for the earlyer mentioned potato salad

Telefunken U 47 ?

With Leather

hmmm...

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john prime ?

Optimus Prime ?

http://www.notjustballoons.co.uk/acatalog/optimus-prime.jpg

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8b6fdd89ad.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

Rib Prime?

Mmmmm,

Who wants to make a BBQ run?

(looks at those ribs and understands why we are putting on weight...)

PrimeTime

http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/1/T/sanders_d.jpg

Wakes up from long nap in chair, wipes drool from chin, looks dazed and confused (which is normal by the way)...
Did somebody say barbecue? Where did all these people come from?
Am I home? What's on TV? Did someone say grass?

im lost but im down for some ribs. wheres that tater' salad i want some of that to!!! i have broght some shinerbock for the cause also.

(looking at fltpkr reminds me . . . if we're having ribs, we'll need a mess of these:

http://www.minimus.biz/images/J01-0127901-1000bg.jpg

I thought I had an old one in my wallet, but that was just something else that never gets used . . .)

Then there's the Prime Directive:

"No identification of self or mission. No interference with the social development of said planet. No references to space or the fact that there are other worlds or civilizations."

http://www.ultimatewasher.com/images/Pressure-Pro/SSEB4040HG_large.jpg

this is what we need for after rib cleanup.... buck, a bock please.

Then there's the Prime Directive:

Prime.. :shock:
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(thinking I have to get out more often...)

Telefunken U 47 ?

With Leather

hmmm...

Effect Pedal Porn... :confused:
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Uh Bob...

What?
Have you?
Been looking?
Up on?
Youtube?

Uh Bob...

What?
Have you?
Been looking?
Up on?
Youtube?


Smiles, twiddles the knobs... :smile:

*peers in through the open window. Notices all these TDPRI's sitting around a huge table, lost in their own contemplations. Looks wistfully at their post counts and wonders if he will ever reach the lofty heights of these guys. I guess there's only one way to find out. Climbs in the window and takes a seat.

(Sensing an imbalance in my precious bodily fluids...)

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Climbs in the window and takes a seat.

Offers HoodieMcFoodie some milk... :grin:

You Am I - Mr Milk
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(Slowly opens the door and steps inside.)
("is this the right place", he wonders.)
(Silence as a dozen or so heads turn in his direction; if there was a piano player in there, he didn't notice. What he did notice, right away, was the sweet, sweet odour of stale beer and chilli... and, oh jeez, he wished someone would open a window or somethin'.)

somewhere, a dog barked.

or was it Joel stifling a blast of tourette's driven invective? Joel stands looks everyone in the eye (which is a tremendous skill) and says, "I call!" he is holding 4 aces (and a moonpie) clearly a winning hand... we aren't playing cards, of course, but we are so amazed at the hand many of us shove a fin across the table excepting Hoodie who actually has a fin from an old edsel...

I ponder the sweet smell and taste of fried chicken livers and wonder if three barrel might be up to whippin' some up... hmmm chicken livers!

hmmmmm...chicken livers!

"gizzard" is a funny word . . .

I like'em gizzards too... they're chewy... buck, you making the gravy? maybe some mashed potaters too... not too creamy though, I like a little chunk in my potatoes...

hey who has the adenoid problem?

Man, those livers and gizzards smell good...Y'all up for some fresh out of the garden fried green tomatoes? Got some jalapeno peppers, too...

somewhere, a dog barked.

I don't have any idea why, but this one put me right out of my chair, LMAO. Maybe I need to go home...

I think I see why the dog was barking (of course the dog did nothing in the night-time):


http://www.basscentral.com/bass/ups_mod3.jpg

(if I ease the door shut quietly, maybe nobody will notice how late I got home tonight...)

(if I ease the door shut quietly, maybe nobody will notice how late I got home tonight...)

Well ? .................... where have you been 'til this time young man ?


Of course, in this time zone things are different .....

I can't sleep....I think I have restless leg syndrome. :mad:

I like books with red covers ..........

Tennis anyone... :confused:

Cream - Anyone For Tennis
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Did someone say Tennis ? ............

zmcrreUVBeo

Does anyone remember when people thought Sam Peckinpah movies were
extremely violent and bloody... :confused:

RATATAT - Mirando
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(wonders what ibobunot put in my milk)

Anyone for ............ Venice ?

http://z.about.com/d/goeurope/1/0/h/K/venice_doge_6.jpg

Sorry, i meant 'anyone for menace' ? .......

http://www.lynchnet.com/bv/pics/bv055.jpg

See Venice and Die

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Anyone for venison?
Venison in Black Bean Sauce

500g Stir-fry cut venison
1 Green pepper
200g Mange tout
1 Onion
1 Clove garlic
100g Corn flour
1 Bottle of Black Bean Sauce
Salt and pepper

Pre heat deep fat fryer to highest setting. Cut everything into strips/slices. Coat venison in corn flour. Drop the venison in small amounts into fryer for no more than 20 seconds. Take out.
Stir fry vegetables, onions, garlic, peppers, mange tout. Add sauce. Bring to the boil and add venison. Toss for 1 minute and serve

http://www.jphpk.gov.my/English/venison/venison%20in%20black%20bean%20sauce.jpg

I love deer meat and bear meat and moose meat and elk meat and...

My dog just farted.

I will now leave the room.

/ Tony

My dog just farted...

Is there any worse smell I ask?

I don't eat meat.
You don't eat your friends.
Fish, on the other hand, are my enemies.
And those carrots. Don't get me started!

/ Tony

I like fish, and turkey and chicken. They're my friends.

But I eat them anyways.

I give my cooked carrots to my girlfriend. She likes them more than me, and she likes it when I give her the carrots. You decide what this means.



Does anyone remember the "Nancy" comic strip by Ernie Bushmiller? Do you realize how many layers of meaning, how incredibly crystalline that strip was? I mean, the symbolisms were so divers and in many cases unintentional, that even Ernie didn't really understand the true meaning of what he was doing? I mean, remember that the Mona Lisa communicates many things its creator really did not set out to say.

And so it is with this thread.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3228/2685627397_9c59ee4dd6_o.jpg

It's okay to eat fish
'Cause they don't have any feelings

Something in the way, mmm...

(didn't I read somewhere that fish are so stupid they forget they've been eaten?...)

Well ? .................... where have you been 'til this time young man ?

Let's just say that she looked eighteen!

I love deer meat and bear meat and moose meat and elk meat and...

Beef.... It's What's for Dinner..... :grin:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3160/2686627814_8ab6881f8d_o.jpg

I love deer meat and bear meat and moose meat and elk meat and...

I just realized that I like Zombie movies.

Is there a connection?

I don't eat meat.
You don't eat your friends...

If I was a Zombie I'd want to eat my friends.

You'd at least know where the "meat" was coming from.

......................................... somewhere a tree falls, unheard, in a forest .................................................. ........................................ according to her it's still my fault !

I wonder if rhinoceroses consider human fingernails to be an aphrodesiac?

kill the brain...kill the zombie

(I wonder who she is eating with tonight...)

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.............................. I no if i wait someone will come ...............................

(musing: I wonder if it's really true that the original reason UK pubs serve ale at cellar/room temperature is because they had Lucas refrigerators?):?::roll:

Is this thread about ' brain farts' ?

.................. looking under the bonnet (not the hood) he smiled when he didn't see that Lucas badge and wondered instead at the musicality of the name 'Magneti Marrelli' then it hit him ........... ice cold beer has no flavour.

(and brain cramps, brain spasms and flights of fancy):mrgreen:

Damn crows outside woke me up this morning.

1. Why do they sometimes make a noise that sounds like someone is trying to shove something down their throat?

2. I sometimes think they mock me.

(passes Big John a Samuel Smith's Taddy Porter - at an appropriate 55 degrees F - just so he knows I already knew the answer to that question. Cheers, mate!)

(hmmmmm..... maple or rosewood? 10's or 11's?)

Cheers,
Doug

Sssssssssssssssip ", aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, cheers !!

(stands up and clears throat in preparation to speak, then thinks better of it and sits down again, knocking over glass of milk in the process)

(wonders if he is going to clean up that spilt milk...)

(wishes he had a Taddy Porter, while simultaneously realizes he really had no idea what was gonna happen when he answered the original post this way...)

(hands Tim a Taddy Porter and acknowledges that he started a serious tangent - but a good one! :wink: Cheers, Tim)

(thinking he saw an exotic dancer named Taddy Porter at Johnny Hankey's Blue Room in Sciota Mills, Illinois right around May of '78)

(wonders if that's where Buckocaster51's stripper dust obsession began?:wink:)