When a thread's cookin

Hmmmm.... Sparkle Teles... stripper dust... connection?

... :shock:

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"Hum-hum-diddy-diddy-hum-hum poof", what's the name of that song again?

It's been in my head all day.

/ Tony

(Weird stream of consciousness:)

Taddy Porter

http://www.gotbeer.com/content/user_1/lSSPorterLogo.jpg

Teddy Boy

http://www.tate.org.uk/liverpool/exhibitions/makinghistory/images/works/mayne_teddy.jpg

Porter Wagner

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I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

(ignores everyone, and wonders why nobody is talking to him)

............ continues to ignore cross roads but stares hard into his soul and thinks "some things just shouldn't be done" and wondered how to illustrate his thought when .........

http://blog.hemmings.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/GeneralLeeScooter_resized.jpg

(looks at the scooter pic and things "General Lee got busted down to private!")

sees the connection bucko is making between milk and the taddy porter and laughs to himself and says, "I think she called herself double H" and wonders if he has any more celluloid picks in his pocked but is too lazy to look... instead he nods at Tim and Buck and belches loudly causing a small laugh... turns to Cross Roads and says, "and now a message from big john!" Big John smiles a wan smile, lifts a leg and releases some carbonation from all the hot beer and peppers he's been imbibing in. A few leave on this crescendo as it is is hot and humid in the room anyway.... but most of us laugh and decide to 'wait it out' although we are astonished at the paint melting potential of John's flutter blast.

Turns on vent fan over the stove... rethinking life choices up to this point...
wonders where it all went wrong... :shock:

http://www.backwaterpartymusic.com/%20buttercaster/emeraldcaster/maxwell.jpg

(thinks "This is a pretty cool room" wonders if the beers are free)

http://www.backwaterpartymusic.com/%20buttercaster/emeraldcaster/maxwell.jpg





They say working out math problems in your head during sex prevents
premature ejaculation.... :confused:

.................. looking under the bonnet (not the hood) he smiled when he didn't see that Lucas badge and wondered instead at the musicality of the name 'Magneti Marrelli' then it hit him ........... ice cold beer has no flavour.


Cold beer makes sense the same way boiling coffee from McDonald's fast food restaurants makes sense. Boiling coffee will cool, tepid coffee stays tepid.

The 'pubs' in the Deep South always try to "serve me authentic" with 80 degree Guinness. 48 degree beverages will get warmer, but once the beverage gets above 70 degrees, flavor is the least of your worries.

Remember folks: When a Telecaster falls, she did it, it is her fault.

(getting thirsty and heard a rumor that beer was free)
Decides to tell everyone

"hey, I heard the beer is free!"


(thinks that he might buy one for Big John, since they're free)

Contemplates the deeper significance of the lyric " Knock 3 times on the ceiling if you want me , twice on the pipes if the answer is no "

(looks for a pipe to knock twice!)

Mud lays huddled in the fetal position under the dining room table, rocking slightly and muttering, "Please make it stop..." over and over.

mud

muttering, "Please make it stop..." over and over.

Is that smoke.... :confused:

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(wondering what will happen if I knock three times on the pipe...)

(wondering what will happen if I knock three times on the pipe...)

I don't think we want to go there, Buck...

(...yes Zuzu???..."I'm melting paint!!!"...yes dear,now go tell your mother...)...

...a random thought...

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, come on guys, it was a little gas that's all ! ..........

http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/images/2007/06/26/gas_mask_1900russianarmy.jpg

[Where is that flippin' taxi?]

(thinking that I could be watching Momma Mia right now...)

discovers that Tony Orlando has a plumbing company that comes if you knock on the pipe 3 times. Sadly they do not dispatch the amazind duo of dawn to work with your pipe(s).... rubs eyes and thinks... did someone leave something cooking on the stove?

(that ain't cooking...and it's not on the stove...)

(that ain't cooking...and it's not on the stove...)

......and you knock three times on the ceiling or twice on the pipe....... is it any wonder the neighbours are always chewing me out ?.

(awakens momentarily, wipes spittle from chin, nods off...)

hears a beagle barking in the distance....

What this world needs is a good flauta... with sour cream! oh wait, that is what I need.... Somebody send the new guy for flautas... oh, and flan... some flan is what is needed to complete the blazing saddles fire scene in this humble abode.... hey did anyone notice this house looks kinda like the one buffalo bill has in silence of the lambs? is it october yet?

Anybody ever eaten Canadian headcheese?

Mud suddenly stirs, then abruptly sits up, slamming his head against the underside of the dining room table. He crawls, dazed, out from under the table, looks around and staggers to his feet, then runs around the room waving his arms and shouting in everyone’s face, “What is going ON HERE?!? What are you people DOING?!? Don’t you have LIVES?!? GO HOME!! Nothing to see here!! This thread isn't COOKING!! It's hanging around like a PLANTER'S WART!! AND WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THAT SMELL???”

Mud then staggers out the front door and collapses on the lawn, face down.

mud

Mud,
that was you under the table? oh man... Buck said it was Jewel(s).. sorry buddy! umm, yeah, walk it off... hey, fellas, I have some, well, kinda bad news... well, at least we solved the mystery of why the call him Big john.

E.D. walks in late, stops in his tracks, sniffs and gives that "what smells?" face some play... steps over to the fridge and inquires politely:

"So, Phelpsie? did you polish off the Olive Loaf, or do the rats have have a back door to this thing?"

He ambles over to the candy dish and begins rooting for Cadbury's Egg Cremes...

I only took the olivos amigo.. I left the rest fer the fellers...

the egg cremes are in the house.... nothing like a few old milwaukees and egg cremes... and waffles!

Mud, that was you under the table? oh man... Buck said it was Jewel(s).. sorry buddy! umm, yeah, walk it off...

MMMUUMMMUUNNNPH.

mud

Tin Hat Trio - Same Shirt, Different Day
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Egg Cremes... now I can't seem to stop seem to stop thinking about them... Maybe under Big John's chair... no, very poor decision-smells quite, well, ripe down there... I do love Munster, but maybe not that much...

Gonna have a think on this one...

A Hymn To The Morning Star
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Hey ! What day is it?!?...it's not the 28th of July is it ? I have a gig that day playing with a grunge/polka outfit from Boise...

Yep, its the 28th! I have tickets for the Police on the 21st.. they'll sound great tonight.

(wondering if we'll all sleep through this weekend too...)

Just told a joke on another thread and am wondering if I stepped over the line. Will people think different of me? Will I be banned? Will I remember to take out the garbage earlier next week. They have never come that early before...

Just told a joke on another thread and am wondering if I stepped over the line. Will people think different of me? Will I be banned?


Nah.... just stay out of the Amp Forum and you'll be fine... :grin:

Aaaaaaaah ha !!

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Let's Roll... :grin:
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*hrrrn*

*hrrrn*


That's Easy for You to Say... :rolleyes:

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Aaaaaaaah ha !!



Aaaaaaah ha !! indeed...

that was Glenn Campbell on that there banjo.

(that was enough excitement for one day...now I need a nap...)

............. and nothing rhymes with 'Squoranges' ......

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Burritos As Big As Your Head

Kittie - Brackish
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Joel starts with J and is my J.

What's all this then, 'ey?!

Move along, move along!

Nothing to see here.

/ Tony

(mmmmmm...burritos!...)

(remembers the burritos at Terrapin Tacos in College Park, Maryland. Then remembers that, after thirty years of wonderful burritos, they went out of business when their lease expired and the landlord tore down the building.

...then, Tim felt distinctly homicidal!)

Bloody crows barking outside. If it was legal I'd ...

Have to remember to put the garbage out tonight instead of tomorrow morning. If I try to place a Post It somewhere they always come off. What good is a Post It if it won't stay posted?

Wife just told me I had to dress up tonight and meet her downtown. Nothing more said.

Should I be worried?

Wife just told me I had to dress up tonight and meet her downtown. Nothing more said.

Should I be worried?


If I was wearing a dress downtown I would be worried... :oops:

maybe something off the shoulders, not to revealing though...

Don't forget to shave ...



your legs.

mud

(hoping he takes good notes tonight so we can get all of the details in the morning...)

Bond. James Bond.

Bond. James Bond.


Uh?.... James?... :shock:

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Yes, Miss Moneypenny?

Why... I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse....

(wonders what ibobunot uses the whip for if he doesn't have a horse)

(looks around, waits for someone else to walk into that trap. No @%$%%$@@ Way, he thinks aloud.)


Listens to Billy MacKenzie "Glamour Chase", and whistles the wrong part.

:cry:





If you are cookin' a thread, does it shrink, or is it DMC?

If yer cookin it' who do you serve it to?

(wonders what ibobunot uses the whip for if he doesn't have a horse)


I am tired I am weary I could sleep for a thousand years...
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.. :grin:

Hmm... Let's see... Ibobunot has whips, watches drag videos...

Is he trying to tell us something?

Hmm... Let's see... Ibobunot has whips, watches drag videos...

Is he trying to tell us something?

Awwww come on, nothing wrong with Drag racing video's !! ------ oh, i see !

(wonders if this thread will EVER just fade away...)

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Uhmm... I think we're ready to cut Big John's solo... you ready?

a 57 on the amp, check... room mic, check...

Where did I leave that B&K transducer...

......Where did I leave that B&K transducer...


Oooooops, sorry E.D., i thought i had an uncomfortable drive home after last nights session - i thought it was the Mexican food - don't worry though, it'll clean right up !!! :oops:

If you've got the B&K what's happened to my 9 iron..?

Phelpsie!

I heard ibobunot say "for what good that thing is you might as well stick it up your ............................

(thinks that this thread is venturing into Mapplethorpe territory now. . .)

(thinks that this thread is venturing into Mapplethorpe territory now. . .)

That's load of bullwhip!

Hmm... Let's see... Ibobunot has whips, watches drag videos...

Is he trying to tell us something?


You're the one that was downtown in a dress waiting for your "wife" ... :confused:

The Animals - Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
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hmmmm, maplethorpe...

http://www.thebestdonuts.com/images/bar-maple.jpg

as buck walks in with three giant boxes of donuts...

hey who made coffee?

(wonders if this thread will EVER just fade away...)


We Gotta Get Out of This Place
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Hey, try my brand!

Mmmmmm, dooouuuggghhhhnuts

I just combined two great things: a shook-up can of Mt. Dew and a .30-06 from 50 yards!

Ahhh!

Fat Pills...the breakfast of champions!

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somebody tell Big John his ride is here...

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q209/roadman_photos/DSCF0070.jpg

I had a dream that doug haywood was playing bass, Kunkel on drums, jai winding on organ, spooner oldham on piano, Lindley on fiddle and when russ counted it off, I was singing and playing guitar a song I've never heard and it was really really really great, like goose bumpy great... the song was just sailing along, everyone grinning and working like a machine... then I woke up and the first thing I said aloud was, "I need to add water to the pool."

We need omelettes this morning boys... with chorizo, cheddar & jack, some jalapenos and a little bacon... some good grape juice and some strong black coffee... today, we get some stuff done.... everyone pitches in to clean this joint up.. Big John, you are in charge of vacuuming... get out the oreck amigo.

today, we get some stuff done.... everyone pitches in to clean this joint up.. Big John, you are in charge of vacuuming... get out the oreck amigo.


Ok boss I'll get started on it.... :cool:

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http://www.vacuums365.com/uploaded_images/Top-10-Vacuum-Cleaners-734084.jpg


Mmmmmmm, Brrrrrrrrrrrrrp, Brrrrrrrrrrrrrp, Brrrrrrrrrrrrrp, Weeeeeee.


Hey, what's this in the bottom of the bowl ?

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z190/ianumeric/pissed.jpg

I never really liked that insufferable bastard, Jack Lord.

Just sayin'.

Joel

(wakes momentarily, looks around, wonders if the Olympics are over yet...)

(wonders if this thread will EVER just fade away...)

Hoping. Desperately hoping.

And drinking!! Is there any beer left?

mud

Hoping. Desperately hoping.

And drinking!! Is there any beer left?


99 bottles of beer ... :grin:
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*passes mudbean a beer*

What happened to the guys who said they were going out to get some Grolsch ? .........

............ oh !


http://www.everydayweekender.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/grolsch_beer_disaster.jpg

Hey, what's this in the bottom of the bowl ?

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99 bottles of beer ... :grin:
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why does this video remind me of a scene in forrest gump?

I'll be done with the 9 iron in just a minute...

Joel, I think Jack Lord went to the same melodramatic acting school as David Caruso.... but I did dig Dano.

why does this video remind me of a scene in forrest gump?

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bob sed: "I've never seen Forrest gump."

well, what have you seen him do?:mrgreen:

well, what have you seen him do?:mrgreen:



Couldn't see him... too many trees... :confused:

What happened to the guys who said they were going out to get some Grolsch ? .........

............ oh !


http://www.everydayweekender.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/grolsch_beer_disaster.jpg

Oh the humanity!

Oh the humanity!

Yes, yes, very upsetting. I hope the Grolsch girls were O.K.

mud

I'm not sure about the Grolsch girls, but this one stopped by a while ago asking for John:

http://www.halloweenplayground.com/images/legavenue/import-beer-girl-costume.jpg

(John? The same John that hangs around here? This is bothersome, very bothersome...)

I'm not sure about the Grolsch girls, but this one stopped by a while ago asking for John:

http://www.halloweenplayground.com/images/legavenue/import-beer-girl-costume.jpg

oh the womanity:grin:

(John? The same John that hangs around here? This is bothersome, very bothersome...)


I told you guys ...... if she turns up here again just tell her i'm busy, she wants me to play on her album and she wants it to be recorded naked in a tub of warm fudge sauce and i told her "i'm on a diet" ............

...quibbling,sniggling,quivering,give her ring???...

she wants me to play on her album and she wants it to be recorded naked in a tub of warm fudge sauce and i told her "i'm on a diet" ............

Well.... we're gettin' started without you... :grin:

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Well.... we're gettin' started without you... :grin:



OK, lets get this straight, i saw 0F's video but just confirm .... Tele's do float don't they ?


*Is that the pistachio ?*


Don't panic, i'm on the way !! (on the left).


http://www.policensw.com/images/divers.jpg

(thinks "no REAL St. Pauli Girl would ever wear those shoes...")

BJohn thinks .......... * Does anyone wear 'lifts ' anymore ? *


Ooops !!

http://ml.berkeleyblogs.com/archives/simon_shoes1-thumb.jpg

Oops. Wrong thread. Sorry to disturb.

(backs out gracefully)

Oops. Wrong thread. Sorry to disturb.

(backs out gracefully)



There is no wrong in this thread.... :grin:






(someone trips kelnet as he backs out the door) ... :shock:

Don't panic, i'm on the way !!


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2037/2765686073_cb8f3fdd6e_o.jpg

(someone trips kelnet as he backs out the door) ... :shock:

OOPS! Sorry, kelnet, I, um, didn't see ya ...

mud

How long has it been since we sent Big John out on a beer run? I fear he's taken the wrong exit. Again.



http://boortz.com/images/big_beaver_road.jpg

There is no wrong in this thread.... :grin:

(someone trips kelnet as he backs out the door) ... :shock:

OOPS! Sorry, kelnet, I, um, didn't see ya ...

mud

(spnning deftly to cushion my Tele from the fall)

Man, tough crowd.

(I'd like a beer...

http://www.backwaterpartymusic.com/%20buttercaster/emeraldcaster/serhrgut.jpg

...but I'm afraid they've drunk it all...)

:sad:

(just sighs....)

(I'd like a beer...

...but I'm afraid they've drunk it all...)

:sad:

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My needs are simple...

My needs are simple...

Beer Delivery Service
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MAGIC FRIDGE!!! MAGIC FRIDGE!!!

I finally arrived at the beer shop and something seemed vaguely familiar about the place .............


http://www.comixconnection.com/uploaded_images/PH2007070100513-789330.jpg

DID YOU GET SLUSHEES???

mud

DID YOOOUUUUUU???????????????????

mud

Did you manage to read "Thank you for loitering, please come again" without using Apu's voice ?


Now, let me get back to that tub of fudge sauce, i think i left something in it !

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Now, let me get back to that tub of fudge sauce, i think i left something in it !



A snorkel... :confused:


(I'm hoping that's a snorkel).... :shock:

A snorkel... :confused:

(I'm hoping that's a snorkel).... :shock:




No, i lost my bottom set of dentures somewhere !!, don't sit down without looking !

(Serenity NOW!...)

This is 'serenity' ? ..................



I want my money back !!, and the deposits on all those beer crates.

Well.... we're gettin' started without you... :grin:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3102/2764383161_21d72dea52_o.jpg


Looks more like a tub a Bailey's there.

This is 'serenity' ? ..................


Yup.

Have you ever seen the alternative?
:shock:

Yup.

Have you ever seen the alternative?
:shock:


Not since Genesis stopped touring ! :lol:


*Now, where did i leave the plot*

Not since Genesis stopped touring ! :lol:


*Now, where did i leave the plot*

The plot thickened too much, we had to throw it out...

Hmmmmmmmm ...............................
pokes with stick ................................
hmmmmmm ....................
steps back ...................

I think this thread is done cooking !

He’s Worse Than Dead….His Brain is Gone

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Night of the living thread

Night of the living thread


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(what just made me think of this?...)

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Who turned on the radio... :confused:

Porcelain - Funk The Radio
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hey look around... I think there is a monkey in this house that has misbehaved!

(Thinking it is time for another round...)

http://www.backwaterpartymusic.com/%20buttercaster/emeraldcaster/serhgut2.jpg

(Thinking it is time for another round...)

http://www.backwaterpartymusic.com/%20buttercaster/emeraldcaster/serhgut2.jpg

Kitty Wells - (I'll Always be Your) Fraulein
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Big John watches plenty of fraulein action from the DVD cover but thinks "why am i up here ?, i want to be down there with the audience and the frauleins !"


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I wonder how many replies ibobunot and Big John have posted on this thread?

I wonder how many replies ibobunot and Big John have posted on this thread?



Useless time wasting posts "R" US.... :cool:

http://www.backwaterpartymusic.com/%20buttercaster/emeraldcaster/cookin.jpg

(now can I get back to my nap?...)

(and if they won't let me nap...hope I can at least get another beer...)

http://www.backwaterpartymusic.com/%20buttercaster/emeraldcaster/beer3.jpg

http://www.backwaterpartymusic.com/%20buttercaster/emeraldcaster/serhgut2.jpg

I can't help but wonder: Are their glasses half empty or half full?

Also: Who has more (or less)?

I can't help but wonder: Are their glasses half empty or half full?


I bet they don't work for this company !

http://www.grillandbrew.com/Graphics/Ugly-Tree-Waverly.gif

Hot Beer
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Room temperature beer !

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Hey look, 666 pages of topics in the BDC:twisted:

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All the troublemakers present and accounted for...

...............All the troublemakers present and accounted for...


Oh they're all there, including Mr. 'Please Sir, it wasn't me Sir I only posted 6 times' Patton.

Why, i oughta' whip this (http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html) out Thou artless malmsey-nosed moldwarp!

Why, i oughta' whip this (http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html) out Thou artless malmsey-nosed moldwarp!

Please, don't "shake thy bones out of thy garments"!

Thou reeky swag-bellied maggot-pie!

I fart in your general direction.

mud

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Knock Knock
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I fart in your general direction.

mud

Is there someone else up there we can talk to?

Please, don't "shake thy bones out of thy garments"!


Hot Rod Girls
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I ponder: How many people does it take to disagree with your viewpoint in order for your view to be considered incorrect?

I mean, as Frank Zappa said, "Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?"

When everyone is against you, it means that you need to find a less crowded bar.

Two Wongs make another Wong... :confused:

Hot Rod Girls


:grin:

As Hamlet said, "That's a fair thought. . ."

Hamlet you say ? ........

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Boy Howdy!

Is it ripe in here!

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Who cut the haggis!?

Boy Howdy!

Is it ripe in here!

Kinda Moldy

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Slime molds?

Slime molds!?

SLIME MOLDS!!!!

I'll tell you about some slime molds! It was on a night just like this. Back about '87. My brother and I were walking through the woods on the way to the still. He said he knew a shortcut.

"Take the Buechel Hill cutoff." he said.

The fool!

The blind, ignorant, lazy fool!

That was the last thing he ever said.

Up on a rock.

Down the backside.

He stepped on a slime mold.

Poor thing (the slime mold) probably hadn't fed in a month or more.

That was the end of Beasley.

Slime molds!

I'll tell YOU about slime molds!

EEEeeeeEEEWWWW ... ... ... <<shudder>>

mud

EEEeeeeEEEWWWW ... ... ... <<shudder>>


J-girl Kazumi
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I just knew those furry devils were smarter than they like to appear ! .....

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(walks over to open a window, which is stuck. . . after a few tries the window opens but won't stay up. . .looks out window, sees something in the bushes: is Randy peeing in the bushes again? . . . no big deal, better than using the juice carton. . .)

. . . no big deal, better than using the juice carton. . .)


You mean that juice carton with the disgusting apple juice in it ? :eek:

(what rookies! one of the first things I learned around here was to NEVER drink out of a bottle, can, or box that I didn't open myself...)

that apple juice did have a certain wang to it.

(what rookies! one of the first things I learned around here was to NEVER drink out of a bottle, can, or box that I didn't open myself...)



Thing is .......... i was holding it all night, even when Randy walked up and stood very close for a couple of minutes with that 'Aaaaaaah' expression on his face ! :sad:

Oh oh!

My bad!

(note to self: ALWAYS keep Phelps an arm's reach away...ALWAYS!)

It says "Movements to order a speciality" ......

http://clockhistory.com/setclocks/phelps_bartholomew/images/PhelpsBart_ad.jpg

Oh oh!

My bad!

(note to self: ALWAYS keep Phelps an arm's reach away...ALWAYS!)

An arms length away? I'll take that as a compliment!

So that explains those nicknames--"Donkey," "Yard Stick" . . .

It says "Movements to order a speciality" ......

Movements, specialty? I'm curious, but I'm not sure I really want the answer.

extrusion is a beautiful thing.

Thou sham'st the music of sweet news
By playing it to me with so sour a face.

:grin:

Fits All Makes And Models... :cool:

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* looks around , quizzically *

Anyone seen the ferret I brought in with me ?

(fervently hopes this is all a pepperoni-induced bad dream that he'll wake up from any second now!)

(fervently hopes this is all a pepperoni-induced bad dream that he'll wake up from any second now!)

I think it matters which way the pepperoni was inducted.:mrgreen: there are bad dereams and then there is WHOA!

oh yeah...

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I will volunteer to ride on the tandem bike with bucko... whose got some cash? my debit card gotbent.

* looks around , quizzically *

Anyone seen the ferret I brought in with me ?

I just saw it out in your car - looks like someone ducktaped it to your shoulder strap.

Where's Bob?

mud

OK, i've had a beer or two but with your help we can get this log back to the party and use it for the bar-b-q ......................, you're my bestest friend (hic) ..............

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I'll hold the video camera ... :razz:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_OmnP527Dw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvRXAEJM1wI

Craggy Isle's finest hits the mainland ......

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no embedding here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBvJmCPjAek&feature=related)...

Craggy Isle's finest hits the mainland ......

Ya gotta love Father Jack!

(fervently hopes this is all a pepperoni-induced bad dream that he'll wake up from any second now!)

Zen Wind - The Art Of Yoga

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(where's Grandpa Jones when we really need him?...)

(where's Grandpa Jones when we really need him?...)

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I'll see your GJ and raise you a GJ!

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I'll see your Grandpa Jones and raise you an Uncle Joe, a Bobbie Jo, and throw in Dennis Hopper:


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I'll see your Grandpa Jones and raise you an Uncle Joe, a Bobbie Jo, and throw in Dennis Hopper:



Oh yeah, well beat this... :grin:

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Oh yeah, well beat this... :grin:

I fold!
(this hand anyway)

Amateurs !!, just watch my man with the black Tele -------- ooooouch !


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(...good thing I just watched this...)

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(rubs head, mutters ouch! while giggling like a schoolgirl . . .)

Let's Dance!

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.. :confused:

Zwei bier bitte!

http://www.backwaterpartymusic.com/%20buttercaster/emeraldcaster/beer4.jpg

there ought to be a law against cropping beer hall girl pics buck.

there ought to be a law against cropping beer hall girl pics buck.

I know what you mean...

http://www.backwaterpartymusic.com/%20buttercaster/emeraldcaster/beer7.jpg

Now where's my beer!?

I think I just spilt some foam.:shock:


from a purely marketing standpoint, I gotta believe the dairy council isn't totally upset...

there ought to be a law against cropping beer hall girl pics buck.

there ought to be a law against cropping BEER buck !

As for those girls ........ everybody knows it's just a cunning disguise !

http://www.caufields.com/productimages/Decor/themes/Images/66233.jpg

Tom T Hall - I Like Beer

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Anyone need a Bottle Opener.... :confused:

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http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z190/ianumeric/u2wantmero0.jpg

Ummmmmmmmmmm, thinking it's safe now i think i'll turn on the - uh oh ......

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(here we are, with beer to drink, the world's problems to solve, and all John can do is think about playing VIDEO GAMES!...)

Myself, I never ventured much beyond Selling Lemonade (http://www.lemonadegame.com/).

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z190/ianumeric/thisthreadisnowawesome.jpg

This thread may be incredibly awesome, but Hud was an unprincipled man.

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I don't think his type would be welcomed around here...

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All of these guys would be welcome... even Curly (and his everlovin' Peavey heart)

:grin:

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My house from even farther out in space...

http://www.guttenberg.k12.ia.us/dikkers_steve/WhereIsGuttenberg.jpg

...at NIGHT!

:wink:

My house somewhere in there, just south of a cloud line (I think). . .

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/STKPOD/stk200105s~Full-Earth-Showing-North-America-Posters.jpg

Ummmm... two quick questions based on looking down at my shoes...

1) Who let the dogs in?
2) Why is there a half empty half gallon carton of chicken broth on the table...

Also, Big John, why did you talk everyone into putting on 'breathe rite' strips?

Also, here is the new sign I bought... but, I think I might need a tetanus shot.

http://www.premierphotographer.com/funny_signs_3.jpg

Ummmm... two quick questions based on looking down at my shoes...

1) Who let the dogs in?
2) Why is there a half empty half gallon carton of chicken broth on the table...

Also, Big John, why did you talk everyone into putting on 'breathe rite' strips?

Also, here is the new sign I bought... but, I think I might need a tetanus shot.


1) Not guilty
2) Is it half empty or half full ?

Also, Well ........ why keep it to myself !

Also, ooooouch, that's going to be sore in the morning.

(something around here has a distinctive odor...and it's not cheese...)

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This thread just won't die.

Hey Lug !!, are you a Doctor then ? :grin:

Hey Lug !!, are you a Doctor then ? :grin:

Good one. Walked right into that.

And actually, yes, I am :grin:, but don't ask me to operate. :wink:

Just for that - take this !

A cold, rainy day in May, thousands of spectators, an impossibly steep hill and a round cheese ............. well, what else could you do ?

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Ah.... well... ahem... that's just crazy!

Almost as crazy as strapping on a boot with a piece if sharp steel attached to the bottom and going out onto frozen (and not so frozen) lakes to glide around and hit a hard, small, round object with a piece of wood while others wearing said boots and armed with said wood piece try to take said round object away from you and do so while ramming into you at full speed.

Do ya think we Canucks and you Brits have shared the same gene pool?

!!

(cheese rolling? I've been to a world's fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that is the silliest thing I have ever heard of...)

(cheese rolling? I've been to a world's fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that is the silliest thing I have ever heard of...)

Bucko !, cheese rollings quite normal it's the mountain bike bog snorkelling fella's you have to watch out for !!!

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Bucko !, cheese rollings quite normal it's the mountain bike bog snorkelling fella's you have to watch out for !!!

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Nope!

Not even close.

:smile:

(Next thing he'll be telling me there is a Minister of Silly Walks over there...)

(Tim is wondering what in the Wide World of Sports could possibly top cheese rolling as the greatest sport of all time...)

(Tim is wondering what in the Wide World of Sports could possibly top cheese rolling as the greatest sport of all time...)

I guess just a plain onion would be nice on a cheese roll ! .......... mmmm, with a little ham too .........


http://i.pbase.com/u13/digipets/upload/38389639.PartyHamRolls.jpg

(Gosh, it seems they DO have...

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a Ministry of Silly Walks!...)

John goes slowly to the kitchen to wash the dishes and wonders why he can't help thinking about Bucko's sparkly guitars .......................

http://www.sparkletowels.com/images/promotions/logoslice1.jpg

John goes slowly to the kitchen to wash the dishes ....

http://foodonthebrain.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/dirty-dishes.jpg

... and is already rethinking that decision.

mud

Maybe mudbean's dish washer is a better idea ......

http://www.3rednecktenors.com/images/redneck_dishwasher.jpg

Yup, he gets 'em so clean, we don' gotsta waste no warter! :mrgreen:

mud

With the washing up taken care of John heads for the lounge and that big, comfy looking recliner, soon he drifts off to sleep, wondering if at this time of life he should get married and that vacation he had near Tulsa .............................

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(thinking it's time for another round...)

http://www.backwaterpartymusic.com/%20buttercaster/emeraldcaster/beer14.jpg

Okay guys, you twisted my arm!

I'll buy!