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ne4tt · April 10th, 2008, 10:33 AM

Ya don't need to be an EE to 'preciate this un.

REWARD OFFERED*

A reward of 500 microfarads is offered for information
leading to the arrest of this desperate criminal - Hop-A-Long Capacity

This unrectified criminal escaped from a western primary
cell where he had been clamped in ions awaiting the gauss chamber.

He was charged with the induction of an 18 turn coil named
Millihenry who was found choked and robbed of valuable joules.

He is armed with a carbon rod and is a potential killer. If
encountered, he may offer series of resistance.

Capacity is also charged with driving dc motor over a
Wheatstone bridge and refusing to let the band-pass.

The electromotive force spent the night searching for him in
a magnetic field, where he had gone to earth. They had no success and believed
he had returned ohm via a short circuit.

He was last seen riding a kilocycle with his friend eddy
current who was playing a harmonic.

- Author Unknown

mr_hankey · April 10th, 2008, 11:39 AM

Scott S · April 10th, 2008, 05:06 PM

That's awesome. I'll have to post this outside my cube, where I have the GE "turboencabulator" spec sheet posted.

- Scott

Billm · April 10th, 2008, 05:13 PM

Don't forget the Electro-Voice Rearaxial Softspeaker.

http://www.floobydust.com/electrovoice/sp13.5trbxwk.pdf

boris bubbanov · April 10th, 2008, 06:02 PM

Great post, thanks.

I'll show that to my brother in law at AMD. He could use a smile right now.

Doug Ferguson · April 10th, 2008, 08:56 PM

Bill, I'm gonna order ... definitely order ... a couple of those speakers for my stereo. Great specs and cool look to boot! The bulletin says it all: Wow!

6x47 · April 10th, 2008, 09:54 PM

Finally! A schematic that makes things clear.

teleclarkster · April 10th, 2008, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billm

Don't forget the Electro-Voice Rearaxial Softspeaker.

http://www.floobydust.com/electrovoice/sp13.5trbxwk.pdf

Bill, you'll need one of these to power it though.

Crown BF-6000 SUX

teleclarkster · April 10th, 2008, 10:21 PM

Oh, and you should also use one of these to give it a little more this or that.

Rane PI 14

April 10th, 2008, 10:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
ne4tt Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 1,596 4 Photos	Tech Humor Ya don't need to be an EE to 'preciate this un. REWARD OFFERED* A reward of 500 microfarads is offered for information leading to the arrest of this desperate criminal - Hop-A-Long Capacity This unrectified criminal escaped from a western primary cell where he had been clamped in ions awaiting the gauss chamber. He was charged with the induction of an 18 turn coil named Millihenry who was found choked and robbed of valuable joules. He is armed with a carbon rod and is a potential killer. If encountered, he may offer series of resistance. Capacity is also charged with driving dc motor over a Wheatstone bridge and refusing to let the band-pass. The electromotive force spent the night searching for him in a magnetic field, where he had gone to earth. They had no success and believed he had returned ohm via a short circuit. He was last seen riding a kilocycle with his friend eddy current who was playing a harmonic. - Author Unknown

April 10th, 2008, 06:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
boris bubbanov Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: New Orleans, LA + in the past Posts: 9,149	Great post, thanks. I'll show that to my brother in law at AMD. He could use a smile right now. __________________ Bubban0v

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Doug Ferguson Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Indianapolis, IN Age: 56 Posts: 1,832	Bill, I'm gonna order ... definitely order ... a couple of those speakers for my stereo. Great specs and cool look to boot! The bulletin says it all: Wow! __________________ "There comes a point where you have to stand up to reality and deny it." -Garrison Keillor

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Scott S Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: SW CR IA US NA PE Age: 28 Posts: 1,922	That's awesome. I'll have to post this outside my cube, where I have the GE "turboencabulator" spec sheet posted. - Scott

April 10th, 2008, 05:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
Billm Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Jersey Age: 62 Posts: 575 1 Photos	Don't forget the Electro-Voice Rearaxial Softspeaker. http://www.floobydust.com/electrovoice/sp13.5trbxwk.pdf

April 10th, 2008, 09:54 PM	#7 (permalink)
6x47 Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Northern ON - Northern MN Age: 64 Posts: 511	Finally! A schematic that makes things clear.

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teleclarkster Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Way Out West Age: 54 Posts: 646 10 Photos	Oh, and you should also use one of these to give it a little more this or that. Rane PI 14