Originally Posted by Steerforth
The horror! Ya never saw John Wayne wearing cargo shorts, did ya?
And if The Duke didn't wear 'em, I ain't wearin' 'em.
Besides, at my age, I can't afford to wear 'em. One look at my shapely, well-muscled gams and the women in the audience would be throwing their undergarments at me and pursuing me right up onto the stage.
I'm just too old and tired for all that. I just want to sit in a nice, comfy chair and drink my coffee and not have to outrun legions of love-starved women.
I'm sure the other guys my age understand my position, eh guys?
You have to remember that the Duke wore make up