Count your lucky stars we have choice about the L/R matter...
my highschool friend ..a righty, one of the few with a yearning to play guitar back then.. whose back shed we hung in and learned CCR songs on his cheese cutter guitar and smoked ciggies... lost a forearm at 19...
he eventually flipped rightys over and learned those weird chords while picking with his stump rig... rather well...
I made him a lefty Strat.. and his lefty/righty/anyway playing son grabbed it..

.... so, I made him a Tele....