Go to Staples and purchase a large box of question marks. Everything that anyone says in the south ends with a question mark. I'm goin' over yonder? He's comin' over here? They're gettin' married? She's pregnant? He's the daddy? She's the momma? The last is especially significant, careful study will reveal the phenomenon in it's entirety.
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