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homerzepplin does not know how to play a guitar. Matter of fact, he doesnt have any hands on experience on anything, other than surfing the web. He keeps himself in his room all the time, surrounded by 34 monitors powered by 4 Macs, and 8 PC's. He has not been in direct sunlight in nearly three decades, and this has made his skin translucent, and delicate: He will blister if in direct sunlight for more than 22 seconds, and suffer third and fourth degree burns in less than 45 seconds.
And due to the lack of physical assertion, his digestive track has become so anemic, he can only eat undercooked fishsticks, yogurt, and fruity jello, all blended together, and he sucks it straight into his gut, via a feeding tube. He must chase it down with a concoction of pepto-bismol, beano, and senekot juice. But not through the feeding tube: via an enema. He doesnt do this for his digestive track though: He just thinks its real creepy, and he keeps doing it to "keep it real".
He is also the one that has been sexually harassing pchilson, buddywayne and iansmitchell, via email in code. But no one has the cipher to unlock the code. He harasses them because they use no capitol letters in there user names, just like his.
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