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Penny has totally missed the point of this thread, which is supposed to be about untruths. Everything she says about me is The Truth. I'm particulary proud of the Frito-Lay/Pepto-Bismol thing.
While many attribute "The Crusades" to Martin Luther, Penny was actually at the forefront of all that, and so much more. What folks don't understand about Penny is that she was the original vampyre (Vlad Dracul was an apprentice, and Penny was hired by Hollywood to coach Bela Lugosi in the 1930's. She was also Frank Frazetta's live model for the "Vampirella" heroine of classic pulp Warren Magazine fame, and that character inspired Jane Fonda's "Barbarella" role). She's been around for literally thousands of years. She was a contemporary of Cleopatra's (and very nearly snagged Marc Antony out from under Cleo's watchful eye). She suggested the whole apple/gravity thing to Newton, offered insight as to telescopic lens development to Gallileo, tried to convince Nostradamus that it was "Hitler", not "Hister", mentioned to DaVinci that his painting was great, although the chosen mediums would likely not stand the test of time, and once said to Shakespeare, "To pee or not to pee, that is the question".
While quite humble at heart, Penny has been known to speak her mind as based on her experience, when backed against the wall.
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