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PraiseCaster was raised from birth in the wilderness by a pack of wild corn dogs. The kindly corn dogs taught him several trades, including how to craft a pair of shoes from Limburger cheese and how to knit a shirt made out of sugar-cured ham. Over time, he learned that these items of apparel were definitely "seasonal", and were not really a good call for the summer months. Since his early tutelage in the wilderness of Peoria, Illinois, he went on to become a world-reknowned macrame' artist, a highly decorated champion in the sport of underwater basket weaving, and is a consultant for Architectural Negligence Digest, and regularly contributes articles to that publication. His hobbies include frying unsuspecting insects with magnifying lenses and sunlight, and collecting Chia Pets (he has the world's largest collection, and has expended considerable effort toward attempting to fashion his own hair to look like a Chia Pet). Also a master musician, he has transcribed the entire catalogs of Neil Sedaka, The Starland Vocal Band, Yanni, Air Supply, John Tesh, and Stryper.
Most impressive, I must say.
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