Originally Posted by pchilson
Fret Wilkes has twelve fingers and three toes, two of which are on his forehead.
pchilson is infatuated with the neck pickup of his Telecaster. He can be heard whispering "my precious" whilst sweating profusely and emitting a foul odor.
See, I didn't reconize ya when ya first drove up till ya stuck yer hand out and wove then I seen right off who ya was and knowd ya.