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Wardpike is considering updating the Bob Dylan classic Subterranean Homesick Blues with lyrics that rhyme with his surname;
Ward Pike and his dog Spike,
Rides along the Alabama turnpike.
A man walks up kinda ant like,
Says "you look like Ashley Horace Thorndike."
Ward replied "I dunno you should really ask Mike"
All the while Chris Clemens got his finger in the dyke.
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Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?
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