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Somebody's going to be playing my Fender.
The other night I said to my wife, "Honey, if anything happened to me, would you get married again?".
She said, "Probably. I mean, I wouldn't want to sit around this house all alone. I'd miss you, but I would want someone here with me".
So I asked her, "You mean you'd have some guy live in this house with you?".
She said, "Well, it would be silly to move, this house is almost paid for".
I said, "Would you let him drive our car?".
She said, "Yeah, I suppose. We would need a car".
Then I asked her, "Would you let him play my guitars?".
She said, "Uh, No. He's left-handed".
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How many guitars is enough? Just one more...
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