Thanks. I was having a great day until you pointed out that I've become a grown-up.
I now see I have no choice but to go resurrect the derelict '79 T-top Z-28 that's behind my mom's place in the mountians, under almost fifteen years of dirt and weeds, and give it a new engine, a fresh paint job, and a spanking new set of BF's.
That isn't going to be HALF as big a chore, as convincing my wife to pull her cheerleader uniform out of mothballs.
At least I still have my cigs. Seriously though, awesome post.
Jake