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Old April 10th, 2008, 10:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
ne4tt
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Tech Humor

Ya don't need to be an EE to 'preciate this un.


REWARD OFFERED*

A reward of 500 microfarads is offered for information
leading to the arrest of this desperate criminal - Hop-A-Long Capacity

This unrectified criminal escaped from a western primary
cell where he had been clamped in ions awaiting the gauss chamber.

He was charged with the induction of an 18 turn coil named
Millihenry who was found choked and robbed of valuable joules.

He is armed with a carbon rod and is a potential killer. If
encountered, he may offer series of resistance.

Capacity is also charged with driving dc motor over a
Wheatstone bridge and refusing to let the band-pass.

The electromotive force spent the night searching for him in
a magnetic field, where he had gone to earth. They had no success and believed
he had returned ohm via a short circuit.

He was last seen riding a kilocycle with his friend eddy
current who was playing a harmonic.

- Author Unknown
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