I totally want a pair of flip-up/flip-down granny glasses like Lou Reed has. I'm near-sighted in my left eye, far-sighted in my right, so I could have a great time flipping each lens up and down. Up! Down! Left! Right! Far! Near! Clear! Fuzzy! Could replace intoxicants in my daily routine.
When did Billy Joel become Don Rickles? I swear, he looked (and sounded) like the guy who warms up the audience on a Saturday night at Grossinger's in the Catskills (if this was 1962). Good Randy Newman story though.
Joan Jett just freakin' rules.
