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When they held auditions for our version of this abomination, I was delivering glassware. I asked the Concert Hall security guard who signed for the goods I brought "How's it going?" Just small talk, you know. And he answered (I'll do my best, but try to imagine a 75 year old Groundskeeper Willie):
"Ach, ye neverr seen sech a lot o' daft wee buggers. A'crrrryin' an' a'pyookin'......"
Still makes me laugh, anyway.
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