A few years back, I was in a band in Ft. Collins, CO, and our drummer's wife had major jealousy issues, didn't like the ONE NIGHT A WEEK our drummer spent with us. She actually prayed the band would break up, and within a couple of months, our keyboard player moved to Oregon, and both Paul Honeycutt and I took summer jobs in Alaska!
Our bass player didn't have to leave town, as he wasn't actually very good...
True story!!!
Cheers, Tim
ps- congrats, Pete, and all you guys with cool wives! I gotta get me one, one of these days...