[photoweborama]

My wife allows me to do what I want with guitars up to a point. I don't gig, and I don't play jams. I have a few times, but she will not go.

She did buy me my first Strat, which was a black MiM one... oh, and she did buy me an AmSer Tele, but that is it.

She also has put the directive down that I'm not allowed to sell any of my guitars. I think she has other motives. She has come to the conclusion that if I sell a guitar, eventually I'll end up replacing it. And that I'm going to buy several guitars until I find the magic one that measures up the the one I sold. So if I just keep what I have, it saves a lot of money in the long run.

I'm very satisfied with the few I have. Strat, Tele, my OLP with the GFS power rails (killer!), and my cheap Les Paul cone.

I'm very satisfied with my wife too! She was always very attractive, but the older she gets, the prettier she gets. I just like to look at her. At times, when she talks to me, I just start looking at her beautiful face and I get sort of hypnotized and don't hear a single word she says.